Funny / We Bare Bears Season 3

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• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode.
  • "Ice Bear would like to be in cooking show."
  • "Ice Bear ready to roll. Action."
  • "Ice Bear senses impending code violation."
  • "Ice Bear appreciates they didn't force romantic subplot."
• Grizzly going on about how much he loves Justice Cop somehow leads to him making random animal noises.
• Panda and Ice Bear being pushed away by stagehands whenever they try to sit down. The last time this happens, the stagehand looks like he is deliberately doing it since he keeps following them.
• Grizz's attempts at being scary. Emphasis on "attempts".
• The Bears watch the finished movie and wonder what the audience thinks. They turn around and find the entire theater is empty, except for one kid who shouts "Bears are awesome!". He's shooed away by the usher for being in a PG-13 movie.

Anger Management

• Nom Nom's temper tantrum on the set of The Corgis, which ends in him ripping the arm off one of their costumes.
  Nom Nom: I MIGHT have overreacted a bit, but the truth was grossly exaggerated...
• The montage of Grizzly trying to help Nom Nom with his anger management issues.
• Grizzly geeking out over being on the set of The Corgis, including touching a stage lamp that's still "dangerously hot".
• "My leg-ripping days are over!"
• When Nom Nom is informed that the Corgis hired more security, he very calmly goes to Grizz for a hug.
• The "Corgi Party" song that the Corgis sing. After having to listen to it over and over again, take after take, it's not so surprising Nom Nom lost it.
• Grizzly having to disguise himself as a clown to get back onto the set.
• Grizzly realizing that Nom Nom accidentally (or maybe not so accidentally) left him alone on the set. "I think that was my ride home..."
• This tweet from Patton Oswalt when the episode first premiered.

$100

• "Some of this stuff is even clean!"
• The briefcase the money is found in. Marked with a label reading "Property Of D.B. Cooper.
• The baby bears mistaking the old briefcase for "a giant lunchbox".
• Baby Grizzly trying to karate-chop the briefcase open.
• Baby Ice Bear's goofy victory dance when the bears find a hundred-dollar bill.
• The bears' fantasy sequence of driving down the highway in a kiddie truck. Grizzly is holding a burger, Panda has long blonde hair, and Ice Bear is wearing a chef's toque and holding a knife.
• Baby Grizzly imagines the picture of Ben Franklin on his hundred-dollar bill shedding a Single Tear.
• The random Laugh Track that plays during the scene with the bears at home with Hundy.

Professor Lampwick

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode.
  • "Ice Bear can tie more knots."
  • "Ice Bear slightly intimidated."
  • "Ice Bear will cut out middle man." (ties himself up)
  • "Chloe, next Marie Curie."
• The Bear's song about Chloe's chemistry lab, to the tune of "Dem Bones":
  Grizzly: Oh, you take a beaker of this thing...
  Panda: And you drip into... that thing...
  Grizzly & Panda: And when it turns pink, what have you found?
  Ice Bear: The equivalence point of sodium hydroxide.
• Lampwick himself with how ridiculous and insane he is.
  Lampwick: I doubt these bears could even do basic arithmetic!
  Grizzly: Can too! That... that's math, right?
• After Lampwick convinces Chloe to tie up Panda and Grizzly, Ice Bear decides to save him the trouble and ties himself to a chair.

Ralph

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear sees three Charlies."
  • "Don't touch Ice Bear."
• The overly-perky trail guide. "Squirrel!"
• Ralph chugging ketchup from the bottle.
• "Dude, chill out! A little rough-housing never hurt anybody!" "What?! You literally just hurt [Panda]!"
• Ralph getting attacked by Charlie's snake friends at the end of the episode.

Planet Bears

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear needs food, to make... food."
• The narrator narrating the extremely mundane and almost mindless activities of the bears in a sophisticated manner.
• Grizzly saying good morning to various inanimate objects. "How you doing, microwave?"
• Grizzly says he has to "respond to nature's call".
  Grizzly: That means I'm going to the bathroom.
  Ice Bear: Ice Bear got it.
• The various cereals available at the store. Such as Peanut Butter and Fish, which comes with real fish eggs.
• Panda trying to smooth-talk the girl working in the cereal aisle.
• Grizzly struggling to open the employees-only bathroom door in the warehouse, which is locked with a keypad.
• Ice Bear sees a polar bear cutout, so he taps his chest twice and says "Respect."
• The Bears' fight over the last granola bar in the house gets broken up by them accidentally turning on the TV to the Pug Bowl.

Coffee Cave

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Tired is getting bear..."
  • "Ice Bear does great job."
  • "Ice Bear will make more coffee..."
• One customer is impressed that Ice Bear made a foam-art of a record player in his coffee, saying "It tastes way better than digital!"
• The Bears trying to figure out a name for their cafe.
  Grizzly: A name. How about, um, Polar Bear Cafe?
  Panda: Uh, I think that's taken already.
• The wonky foam-art face Ice Bear puts on a cup of coffee when he starts getting worn out.
  Grizzly: What is that? Is that avant-garde?
• Ice Bear's increasingly elaborate foam art when he's on a caffeine high, culminating in a foam version of Michelangelo's David.
• Ice Bear's coffee-induced rampage is both this and Nightmare Fuel due to the absurdity of the abrupt shift from comedy to horror (and back again when Ice Bear finally undergoes a caffeine-crash).
• The reveal that Panda is still alive after getting abducted by Ice Bear.
  Panda: He just gently carried me to my bed and sang me a weird lullaby...

Charlie's Big Foot

• Ice Bears's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear disappointed. Spell is broken."
  • "Ice Bear thinks amputation is necessary."
  • "Despair..."
  • "All of Ice Bear's ideas involve fireworks, blimp, catapult, bandages..."
  • "Ice Bear would prefer good idea."
• When Charlie claims that his leg will be fine, he mentions that his elbow healed just fine. As he gives a thumbs up, his forearm bends down the wrong way and he straightens it back up again.
• Charlie apparently thinks that the Bear's satellite dish is a big salad bowl.
• The entire montage of Panda/Charlie being examined.
  • Charlie's leg turning into a spiral when his reflexes are being tested.
  • Charlie's pulse sounding like the theme music to Seinfeld.
• Panda under effects of the anesthesia; from his attitude to the fact that he sees the world as an anime.
  Panda: I'm doing great! I can see everything!
• Dr. Clark's calm lines are pretty funny.
  • "The bad news is that literally everything is wrong with you."
  • (Sees the bears and Charlie speed down the hallway) "Hey, I know them."

The Demon

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear just wants to shoot potatoes."
  • "Ice Bear is crazier dog."
  • "Ice Bear has fought personal demons. Years of therapy."
  • "He gone."
  • "Ice Bear not scared. A little scared."
  • "Ice Bear also needs to use bathroom. Number one."
  • "Ice Bear going to die."
• The opening and ending of this episode is in the style of a Studio Ghibli anime. It comes out of nowhere but is both equally hilarious and adorable.
• One of the things Ice Bear tries shooting from Chloe's potato gun is his axe.
  Chloe: Where'd that come from?!
• Throughout the episode, Ice Bear and Chloe fear a dog that wants them dead. Except said dog appears to be a chubby (but extremely temperamental) little French Bulldog.
• Ice Bear getting his head stuck on the doggy door.
  Chloe: What are you doing?
  Ice Bear: Ice Bear is doing his best.
• As Chloe and Ice Bear enter the dog's home, they find the walls full of photos of the dog with Mr. Sacher. In every photo, the dog is out of focus because he can't stand still.
• Ice Bear's Oh, Crap! face when he realizes what he thinks is a statue of "The Demon" is the actual dog.
• Thinking they've escaped, Ice Bear and Chloe witness "The Demon" leap out of a high window to catch them, only for the dog to make a squeaky sound on landing.

Panda's Art

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode.
  • "Ice Bear appreciates chiseled abs."
  • "Ice Bear has many poses." (starts posing)
  • "Ice Bear is having spiritual experience."
  • "Ice Bear won't judge. Out loud."
• The Stylistic Suck of Panda's art is made all the more evident when presented aside more professional looking paintings done by the other students at the class.
• While explaining his paintings, Panda almost blurts out that Miki-Chan is his pillow.
• The other paintings of Charlie speak to Panda during his guilt trip, each with a ridiculous accent. The last one, a parody of Magritte's "Son of Man" (a man with an apple on his face) asks what's going on, since he can't see past the apple.

Poppy Rangers

• Ranger Wallace has no regrets about losing an eye. "I did it for the badge!"
• "These kids are hardcore! Are you even kids?"
• Grizzly's attempt to "speak Bat".
• Grizzly beatboxing along to the Poppy Rangers' marching cadance.
• The "Where Are They Now?" Epilogue cards that appear as the Poppy Rangers escape the cave end with the following:
  Tabes
  Charismatic and proud
  Future Occupation: National Park Service Director

  Grizz
  Lovable oaf
  Future Occupation: Still a bear

Lucy's Brother

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • (playing a fighting game with Grizz) "Bigger fireball. Mic drop."
  • "Ice Bear is excited for many fruits."
  • "Ice Bear is bringing eggplant."
  • "Ice Bear enjoyed employment."
  • "Ice Bear thought you were chill... enough."
• Panda apologizing to his body pillow Miki-Chan as he hides her under the bed in preparation for Lucy's visit.
• Panda trying to greet Lucy with a suave voice.
• Ice Bear kisses the eggplant Lucy gives him.
• Panda tries to find Clifford when he disappears. He turns out to be sitting in the bathtub.
  Clifford: I like the bathtub. It's cold in here.
• Grizz goes to put some relaxing music on for Lucy, but some hard rock music starts playing instead.
• "There's only one way to move this much fruit..." "An assembly line?" "No, a conga line!"
• Ice Bear dancing while balancing half a watermelon full of fruit on his head.
• Lucy's name in Panda's phone is "FUTURE MRS PANDA."

The Fair

• Grizzly getting mad at the guy who spends his last quarter on a fortune-telling machine instead of adopting the bears.
• Lewis, the nerdy guy running the bottle toss booth (voiced by "Weird Al" Yankovic, no less) and his terrible attempts at busking for customers.
• Panda makes several awkward attempts at hip-hop dancing during the bears' rap song.
• This exchange:
  Bodybuilder: (impressed by baby Grizzly breaking a microphone in half) Say, you're strong. You bench?
  Grizzly: I no bench. I bear.
• The guy with a bulky '80s cell phone, wishing it had a camera to film the baby bears.
• One of the people watching Grizzly, who is attempting to win the game, takes off his sunglasses in awe to reveal another pair of sunglasses.
• Grizzly dramatically throwing the ball... and it ends up hitting Lewis in the groin.

Private Lake

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear should not have brought raw meat."
  • "Ice Bear ready to bounce."
  • "Ice Bear believes in you. Today."
  • "Ice Bear could write sensationalist propaganda."
  • "Ice Bear ready to go back to summer shenanigans."
• The Running Gag of a bird stealing a woman's barbecued ribs.
• Ice Bear grills Panda a carrot and Charlie a banana, and they eat them in-between two buns.
• Panda's Bad "Bad Acting" while helping Charlie stage a "lake mutant" attack.

Lunch With Tabes

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Square shape most delicious shape."
  • "Ice Bear committed no crime. Today."
  • "Ice Bear flattered, but nervous."
• Just how serious Tabes takes the entire situation of someone stealing her lunch.
• Ranger Martinez sleeping through everything that happens to him.
• Grizzly "gently" turning off the bug zapper... by smashing it with a stick.
• Ice Bear laughs at a cat video with his same monotone voice. "Ha. Ha."
• The explanation of why Martinez kept changing positions in the bears' stories: the fan kept moving him around.
  Ice Bear: Ice Bear questions the physics involved.

Road Trip

• Ice Bear takes the role of an overworked parent in this episode.
• Ice Bear, despite being The Ace, turns out to be bad with parallel parking.
  Panda: It's like the one thing he's not good at.
• The reveal that Wyatt, the big goofy black guy in a colorful sweater who tags along with Chloe and the Bears for a bit, really is a member of a biker gang.

Summer Love

• Panda's over-the-top Animesque fantasy sequence when he first sees his crush.
  • And all the other manga scenes.
• The guy at the bubble tea shop offering to give Panda a hint... and then just going "bribe me". Cue Panda buying six cups of boba.
• The gravelly-voiced red-headed girl who offers to loan Panda a boat... that turns out to be a pedal-powered swan boat.
  "I had a love, too... but he was held back a grade."
• It turns out there really is a madman living on Pelican Bay Island... and it's the mad scientist from "Grizz Helps".
  Scientist: So they sent another bear, eh?
• Pretty much any scene involving Gary the pelican.

The Kitty

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear's cold heart is melted."
  • "Ice Bear's casa no es su casa."
  • "Ice Bear bringing the party to you."
  • "Ice Bear needs space."
• When the cougars enter Panda's room, Panda is worried that they'll destroy his laptop which he's currently working on his memoir. After the cougar reads Panda's memoir, it yawns and doesn't bother to destroy the laptop.
  Panda: Well, that was unnecessary. I mean, it's just a first draft.
• The bears gasping in fear of Miki-Chan's safety.
• When the cougars claw at the portrait of the bears (specifically Panda's) while chasing the laser pointer from Panda's phone that Ice Bear is using, Panda accuses Ice Bear of doing it on purpose.
• The bears learn how to get rid of the cougars by watching cat videos. Surprisingly enough, it works!
• Grizzly throwing a ball of yarn like a grenade, including pulling out the "pin" with his teeth.
• The bears seeing a cute little bird at the end of the episode until they realize it is a baby hawk, with its mother flying above the bears.

Crowbar Jones

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear gives it five... ish... stars."
• The Crowbar Jones movie in general:
  • The cheap props and sets.
  • The editing, including repeated misuse of the Double Vision effect.
  • Miki Chan stars as Crowbar's girlfriend.
• The audience consists of humans and forest animals just normally sitting together.
  • Most of them leave in disgust from the shower scene.
  • The one viewer, who is the delivery guy from "Nom Nom," is super into the film and just casually leaning on a buck.

Kyle

• Nom Nom's bodyguard having to climb through the window after accidentally being locked out.
• "I'm really hurt, but I don't care, 'cause I have a brother!"
• When Nom Nom learns the truth about Kyle:
  Kyle: Nom Nom! This isn't what it looks like!
  Nom Nom: So you're just some koala off the street, impersonating my brother to gain fame and fortune?!
  Kyle: Okay, it's exactly what it looks like.
• During their big fight, Nom Nom threatens Kyle with a huge trophy, while Kyle grabs the nearest thing from Nom Nom's trophy room... a stick. Which promptly breaks in Kyle's hands.

Citizen Tabes

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear should be in bed-fridge..."
  • "Ice Bear appreciates back-up."
• Tabes warns the bears not to disturb anything, as there are endangered butterflies in the area. When a butterfly approaches, the bears run from it.
• When Tabes mentions how male deer use their antlers to attract mates, Panda remarks "I gotta get me some antlers."
• The bears plot to get Tabes to come out of retirement:
  Grizzly: What's the one thing Tabes can never resist?
  Ice Bear: Justice.
  Panda: Big hats?
  Grizzly: Well, yeah...
• "Dang overly-helpful hikers!"
• The mailman's extreme interest in how Tabes (or in this case: Dana's) taped the package.
• Ice Bear confronting the stag with branches as antlers... only for the stag to quickly knock them off his hands.
  Ice Bear: Ice Bear saw different outcome.
• In one of the show's many references to famous Disney movies, the climax has a parody of the Bambi, Faline and Ronno love triangle from Bambi. While the bears are watching their deer friend defend his girlfriend from the bushes, Grizz has some very choice (and totally accurate) words to say about the Ronno expy:
  Panda: Oh my gosh, who is that?
  Grizzly: That's a homewrecker, that's what that is! Probably an ex-boyfriend or something!
  

Dance Lessons

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear loves love songs."
  • "Ice Bear can lay down a beat."
  • "Ice Bear suggests rehearsing in shed. Curtains drawn."
  • "Ice Bear added the dope beats."
• Panda's lovestruck on seeing Lucy at the front door... but not so lovestruck as to stop himself from dropping his keyboard.
• Lucy's "dancing".
  • The Bears' shocked reactions to said-dancing. Even Ice Bear is stunned by how bad a dancer Lucy is.
  • The random wild bunny staring in horror as Lucy dances.
• Grizzly exposes Panda's Playing Sick ruse by telling him "There's a spider on you, potentially poisonous."
• The DJ at the dance contest is a porcupine. No explanation is given for this, and no one says anything about it.
• Ice Bear presumably stealing the prize truck in the end of the episode.
  Ice Bear: Get in.
  Panda: (confused) Uh, isn't that the truck we had to give back?
  Ice Bear: (Beat) Get in.

Icy Nights II

• One of the shows available to watch on Cineweb is "4 Punch Guy".
• Panda thinks that the footage of Yana being held captive is just an ad.
• Barry's henchmen are little smart-phones attached to humongous robotic bodies.
• Yana mocking Barry for his obsession over Ice Bear, saying someone has a crush.

Dog Hotel

• Ice Bear's lines in this episode:
  • "Meow. Uh, woof."
  • "Ice Dog trusts five-star reviews."
• The goofy exterminator who's fumigating the Bears' cave keeps forgetting his gas mask.
• When Panda is reluctant to spend the night at a hotel for dogs, Grizzly remarks that they can just camp out in the great outdoors. Cue the Rain.
  Panda: Alright, let's get the dog hotel...
• Joshy's energy; he gets even more excited to the sound of a truck than the dogs do.
• None of the hotel staff questions how the bears talk or hold things in their paws. Or even realise that they're bears, not dogs.

Bear Lift

• The way the bears transport passengers is by having them ride on top of them.
• Grizz acts as the car radio by beatboxing, one passenger casually asks him to play country.
• Grizz washes off both Panda and Ice Bear with a hose. Panda shakes the water out of his fur, immediately causing him to puff up like a cotton ball. Grizz almost falls over laughing.
• The bears lose their job because Ice Bear is not a registered vehicle.

The Nom Nom Show

• The show in general:
  • The poor performances.
  • The audience's behavior.
  • The ridiculousness of the guests who were supposed to come on.
• The show leans on the fourth wall by mentioning how Nom Nom has become more likable and is on the path to a redemption arc.
• Along with all the other deadly obstacles in the daredevil course is one single little spider.
• At the beginning of the show:
  Audience member: I love you, Nom Nom!
  Nom Nom: I love you too, grown adult.

Ice Cave

• Charlie finds a hair dryer, and uses it to free Ice Bear from his frozen prison... by using the dryer as a bludgeon to break through the ice. Oddly enough, it works!
• While Grizzly is forced to dance as "King" Ralph's court jester, Panda is forced to wear an ice diaper/loincloth and massage Ralph's feet... with maple syrup for "lotion", which only adds to poor Panda's disgust.
• A scene makes it look like that Charlie is about to execute Ralph, only to simply tell him to leave.
• The Bears reward Charlie for his bravery by triumphantly crowning him "king of the mountain"... then Charlie slips on the icy floor and falls flat on his face.
  Ice Bear: ...Hail to the king.

Spa Day

• Ice Bear's lines:
  • "Ice Bear is ready for some PC bang."
  • "Ice Bear has no stake in this. Mostly just showing off."
• Panda spends much of the episode stuck in the steam room with a little old man who keeps trying to offer him free candy. He turns out to be the owner's father, and Panda saving him when they get locked in helps resolve the plot.
• Grizzly's reaction to getting a "Korean body scrub". The poor guy gets scrubbed so hard he loses some of his fur.
• Poor Grizz is in a pickle when the coupon he fished out of a trash can turns out to be for Bill's Spa, not Hill Spa.

Charlie's Halloween Thing

• The title itself for not trying and just calling the storytelling a "thing".
• Ice Bear's lines:
  • "Ice Bear found lost remote."
  • "Ice Bear is leaving."
  • "Ice Bear ready to have Ice Bear times."
  • "Ice Bear not ready to be father."
• The bear dolls being extremely threatening while simultaneously being adorable.
• Nobody seems too phased that Grizz biting Chloe turned her into a werebear.
  • When the Bears meet Chloe again after her transformation, she excitedly introduces them to her college classmates, calling them "my fam" and even claiming that Grizz is "my dad". After a confused Grizz corrects her and explains what happened, Ice Bear says the "not ready to be a father" line mentioned above.
    • Upon learning how Grizz bit Chloe, a few of her classmates start personally begging the Bears to turn them into werebears too.
  • After leaping into action, Chloe's teacher casually apologizes and leaves after finding out that Chloe's a werebear and not a werewolf, and thus can't help them.
  • Chloe's curse is complete when she fully turns into a normal bear cub, who can't even speak English. It ends with the Bears trying futilely to reteach the alphabet to her.
• The ending shows that Charlie was telling the stories to a group of trick-or-treaters who then run away in terror. He casually takes the candy they dropped and leaves.

Bunnies

• Panda being a Drama Queen about having to walk 150 more miles to the Denver Chocolate Festival.
  Panda: I can't go on for that long, Grizz! This is how the pioneers died!
• Grizzly rushing to help the bunny farmers with a cry of "Vigilante justice!"
• Panda throwing off the bunnies hugging him.
• "He's the elder! You can tell by his eyebrows!"
• The pebble that the bears threw at the crow and missed is depicted as a legendary attack on the bunnies' drawings.
• The elder bunny dramatically clutching his chest and fainting when he hears the crows have returned.
• The elder bunny suggests nuking the crows.
• Panda meets three brothers who abandoned their fourth one because they believe chocolate is more important than family.

Pigeons

• Ice Bear's lines:
  • "Ice Bear (burp) Pasta Bear..."
• The return of the Pigeon Cartel.
• At the end, Brenda is scratching tally marks into the wall of her cage. Then it's revealed the tally marks are labelled "Hours".
• The guard at the prison complains about having to guard pigeons for a living.

Panda 2

• "Bamboo, the only food that exists!"
• Baby Panda discovering TV for the first time.
• Baby Panda failing to realize that his habitat is fake.
  Panda: The birds are singing beautifully today... (looks up at a speaker flanked by paintings of birds)

Tubin

• Ice Bear's lines:
  • "Ice Bear is down for more thrills."
  • "Ice Bear would rather take adult toucan ride."
  • "Ice Bear will die to save a brother."
  • "Ice Bear found meat stick."
  • "Ice Bear senses faint Panda breath, from that way."
• The bears (well, Grizzly and Ice Bear) casually talking about dying.
• The Running Gag of Grizz grabbing snakes instead of vines.
• "'Hey Panda, let's go to the mystery forest and die!' Oh yeah, that's a great idea!"
• Panda freaking out about a shadowy figure following him through the woods... because he's playing really annoying flute music.
• Ice Bear hunting for Panda.
  Ice Bear: Fresh tears, Panda close.
• The commune of manga-loving New Age Retro Hippies that Panda finds.

Lazer Royale

• The Baby Bears describing a sheet of scratch-and-sniff stickers as "futuristic technology".
  Grizzly: This is by far the best thing we ever found in the trash!
• The commercial yells "Sundae! Sundae! Sundae!!!" like a monster truck rally commercial.
• The host of the game happily encourages the players to destroy each other.
• The kids completely exaggerating the danger and extremeness of the game. They also create over-the-top "deaths."
• "Sorry! Thanks for letting me shoot you in the back."
• A laser tag helmet rolls by like a tumbleweed when the Bears end up in a Mexican Standoff.
• After Panda spills the sundae he won for his brothers, the episode ends with a cheerful image of the Lazer Royale hostess captioned "There are no winners in war. :D"

Ranger Games

• The kickball game is held on "Abandoned Lot Field".
• The rangers' jerseys are just normal shirts with the numbers taped on. They also have a misspelled banner that reads "GO POPPYIES", with the "Y" hastily crossed out.
• The game has an extremely small audience with the guy sitting on top being SUPER into the game.
• The Poppy Rangers don't seem to have as much faith in themselves as Tabes does.
  Murphy: The Ivies beat us every time! They're like trained kickball robots.
  Parker: Kick-bots!
  Nguyen: Yeah, I vote that we just forfeit and get the after-game pizza.
  Wallace: Yeah! Pizza! (starts chanting) Piz-za! Piz-za!
  Poppy Rangers: (joining in) Piz-za! Piz-za!
• Grizzly's dramatic introduction... wearing a silly-looking flower costume and staring into the sky.
  Wallace: Our secret weapon is Bear-Guy dressed as a flower?
• Nguyen's retort to one of the Ivy Rangers asking if they're ready to lose again.
  Nguyen: We are not ready, and we are not gonna lose! Maybe...
• The rulebook confirms that bears are allowed to play.

The Perfect Tree

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear is excited to chop something."
  • "Ice Bear sees a sign. Turkey sign."
  • "Nothing more dangerous than Ice Bear. Except... Ice Bear."
  • "Ice Bear knows. Ice Bear's been in love."
  • "Ice Bear impressed with Chloe's tree-location skills."
• Chloe says that Christmas is "kind of a big deal" in her neighborhood. Cue Reveal Shot of the Parks' neighbors' houses all dolled-up.
• The montage of bad Christmas trees the Parks have had, including a potted plant for Chloe's first Christmas and the one from last year that caught fire.
• Ice Bear keeps his trusty axe in a booster seat.
• During the montage of Ice Bear and Chloe tree-hunting, the two have a break for a snowball fight. Ice Bear just sneaks up behind Chloe with one big snowball and drops it on her.
• The same "grab my hand" firefighter from "Everyday Bears" returns to rescue Grizzly from the chimney.
• Chloe's reaction whenever a turkey appears to die.
• Grizz and Panda's decorating job. These include using industrial glue to hold a Santa's sleigh decoration onto the roof ("They did want these up here permanently, right?"), inflating a blow-up snowman with helium, and using two of the letters from a "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" sign to spell out "YO" (leaving the sign reading "HAPPYH LIDA S").

Bearz II Men

• Baby Grizzly trying to pay for an $11 movie ticket with a $7 bill he drew himself with a crayon. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't work.
• After a girl faints during Nate's first performance with the Baby Bears, some paramedics show up and drag her away.
• "Five hundred dollars cash?!" "How many pizzas is that?"
• Baby Grizz pretending to be Nate's dad.
• The two faces of Teddy Sunshine when Nate falls backwards on stage:
  Teddy (laughing) Well, that was quite an entrance, young man! Teddy Sunshine likes! (angrily whispering) Don't do it again.
• The security guard whining about being tied up by the Baby Bears.
• Nate's dad shows up to the competition wearing a disguise for basically no reason.
• Nate's dad is listed in the phonebook as "Nate's Dad".

Bro Brawl

• Ice Bear's lines:
  • "No fraternizing with enemies."
  • "Ice Bear needs dream fridge... and personal space."
  • "Ice Bear likes wearing outfit almost as much as being nude."
  • "Ice Bear is ready for catwalk."
• Grizz freaking out and beating up cardboard cut-outs of old ladies. By the end of the challenge, several cut-outs of cats are approaching Grizz, resulting in Grizz asking for help.
• Tom's Epic Fail at the fashion challenge.
  Griff: I think this shirt is pants...
• Panda's Bad "Bad Acting" when he decides to throw the final challenge for Tom.
  Panda: Oh, no! I've been caught by a terrible sock monster!
• Brody saying that the next episode will have a team of old people going against a team of babies.

Hurricane Hal

• Ice Bear's lines:
  • "Ice Bear brings the thunder."
  • "Ice Bear has internal GPS. Also, bless Chloe."
  • "Ice Bear regrets everything."
• The newscast doesn't seem to really care about the hurricane.
• Wallace shows off the design for her kite: a bald eagle with abs.
• Grizz awakes from his nap to find the Poppy Rangers running amok in Tabes' cabin. His reaction is "Everything's normal".
• A bunny threatens to send Charlie's precariously-balanced car over a steep hill while reaching for a Cheese Poofie, and one of the snakes covers its eyes in horror. As the car starts to tip over, Panda mutters "Aw, beans..."
  • As the car speeds down the hill, the bunny is slammed against the rear windshield and the snack flies right into its mouth.
• "We cannot predict such things as tragedy, bravery, and... well, whatever this is."

Vacation

• Dr. Clark from "Charlie's Big Foot" returns, and casually informs Nom Nom that he's in danger of dying from overstress.
• Nom Nom is so stressed out, his heart randomly stops beating. It even happens when he's in the middle of talking to Dr. Clark, requiring Mr. Farmer to shock Nom Nom with a defibrillator.
• The metallic items inside Grizzly's fur include a nail clipper and a wrench.
• Grizz is told "don't even think about metal!'' after going through the metal detector so many times. He tries to think of a banana, only for it to turn into something resembling the Terminator.
  Grizzly: METAL BANANA! METAL BANANA!
• A fan at the airport (who was in the bathroom, and was in such a rush to meet Nom Nom he only pulled up his underwear) informs the crowd chasing Nom Nom what direction he went, as they're already running in that direction.

Beehive

• Ice Bear's lines:
  • "Ice Bear feels... emotions."
  • "Ice Bear's butt feels all tingly."
• The Bears' reactions to trying fresh honey.
  • Grizz and the whole "honey comb hallelujah chorus."
    • Panda's comment on how a bear liking honey is cliche.
  • Panda flying around like a deflated balloon into a wall of honey.
  • Ice Bear's vision standing out by parodying a scene in Disney's Dumbo.
• Grizz and Ice Bear's Calvinball-esque take on American football. They mix in a ridiculous number of sports, and even a video game controller. All the while Ranger Tabes, with mounting frustration, tries to explain that's not how football is played.
• When the Bears decide to move the beehive themselves, Ice Bear reveals he has some bee suits of his own... as in, bee costumes left over from Halloween.
• The peppy 50s pop music that plays during the montage of the bears gathering flowers for the queen bee grows increasingly faster and more frantic as the bears pick up the pace.

The Park

• Ice Bear's lines:
  • "Ice Bear needs crazy energy, to figure out what to do today."
  • "Children saved Grizz gear."
• Panda's thoughts on Grizzly's work-out gear.
  Grizzly: I look like a total work-out machine!
  Panda: You look like you're going swimming... but, in space.
  Ice Bear: Ice Bear agrees.
• People are turned off by Panda's manga-style drawings. He ends up retaining this style when drawing a description of a criminal.
• Ice Bear doing crazy ninja moves... on playground equipment.
• Grizz makes several awkward attempts to get rid of the bag of bootleg DVDs. He hides them under a pile of leaves, and a park worker blows the leaves away. He ditches the bag in a fountain, it somehow gets sucked into the plumbing and comes out the spout on top.
• The cop getting defensive about needing a visual aid for the suspect.
  Cop: I have a poor imagination, alright?!
• The man buying the bootleg DVDs looks just like the silhouette on neighborhood watch signs.
• The police officer's poor horse struggling under the weight of the cop, Panda, and Grizz.
• After Ice Bear bows goodbye to his "students", they all ninja-flip away, and one chubby kid just floats away into the sky.

I Am Ice Bear

• Ice Bear's lines:
  • "Ice Bear celebrates Sibling Day every day."
  • "Ice Bear has only pictures of baby goats."
  • "Ice Bear will get started on bird costumes."
  • "Ice... Ice... aw man, I need some ice for my head!"
  • "Nothing like almost dying to get your appetite going."
• Ice Bear talking normally for the first time after hitting his head is pretty funny due to the shock value.
• Until "Ice B." joins, Panda's only followers on Twitter are some guy named Barry and a horse. They both unfollow when Ice B unfollows Panda. The horse is even there just for Panda to call him out on it.
• Ice B somehow cuts a baseball flung at his head in half with a comb.
• The Bears' Sibling Day photo album has some pretty funny pictures, including Ice Bear getting into an ice cream vendor's cart and Panda getting mistaken for one of the animals at a petting zoo.

Baby Bears Can't Jump

• Being able to touch the net is considered an epic feat amongst the Ragtags.
• Panda's jersey is a bright pink shirt with "BABY" written on it, while Ice Bear wears American football gear.
• The overabundance of cartoony sound effects that accompany Charles Barkley.
• Charles Barkley's card asking for a slice of pizza.