Funny / We Bare Bears Season 2

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Yard Sale

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear will enjoy family entertainment."
  • "Ice Bear is ready."
  • "Ice Bear feels impending motherhood nearby."
• Ice Bear beeping as he backs up the bear stack.
• Ice Bear finds a mysterious unmarked DVD among the stuff in the "free" box. It turns out to be... a maternity exercise video, which he quickly takes to.
• Panda freaking out when the phone he found goes dead, just as he was about to agree to go on a date with "Annie".
• Ice Bear being joined by random pregnant women when he goes out for a power-walk.
• Grizzly tries to get some help from a band of Girl Scouts. "Thank goodness, law enforcement!"
• "I swear, I wasn't sweet-talking anyone! I'm not that smooth..."
• Annie's husband Paul going from jealous fury at Panda to Panicky Expectant Father in the span of a few seconds when she goes into labor, to the point that he faints and the Bears have to drag him along to the hospital.
• How does Grizzly finally get the Smash Hands off his paws? Annie's newborn baby yanks them right off.
  Grizzly: (a little freaked out) ...Strong baby.

Slumber Party

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear deadliest bear in the world. Safe."
  • "Ice Bear most scared bear in the world."
  • "Ice Bear fears the worst."
  • "Ice Bear will tell tale of brave brother."
• The bears' Childish Pillow Fight with Chloe. Chloe is clobbering Grizz, Panda is cowering atop the bed, and Ice Bear is just swinging in circles.
• During the Good-Times Montage of Chloe and the Bear's slumber party, Ice Bear drinks a glass of a disgusting concoction made with, among other things, pickle brine. Then he goes right ahead and drinks the rest of it.
• The Bears constantly freaking out during the black-out.
• Ice Bear accidentally scares himself with his reflection in a mirror. So he smashes the mirror.
• "Sorry for the misunderstanding!" "And screaming."

Bear Cleanse

• The bears' physical. Highlights include:
  • When the doctor tests Grizz's reflexes, he lifts the other leg instead of the one the doctor hit. Panda moves his arm instead. When Ice Bear is tested, his other brothers kick their legs instead.
  • The doctor getting Grizz to do an eye examination.
  Grizz: Is it a picture of a horse?
  • Panda gagging on the tongue depressor, then swallowing it.
  • When the doctor uses her stethoscope on Ice Bear, she hears jackhammering.
  • Ice Bear's eyes widening when he finds out his species' diet: seals.
• Grizz using salmon as puppets.
• Ice Bear has a whole crazy misadventure in the background of the episode. Since he can only eat seals on his diet and he can't buy seal meat at the market, he ends up stealing a seal from the zoo. Then he can't bring himself to eat it, so he starts bonding with it instead and teaching it to play basketball.
• Grizzly has a crazy nightmare where the foods in pop-up ads start talking to him. Then the talking foods get eaten by a giant version of the doctor who put them on the cleansing diet.
• Panda posing for diet selfies.
• Grizzly's weird train of thought involving wishing for a time machine so he could go to the future, when the cleanse is over, so he can eat all the pizzas he wants in a flying car. Then he imagines someone following him, wanting to steal his pizzas.
• Grizzly catches Panda cheating on his diet by eating chocolate cake. The scene even plays a parody version of the Ironside siren used in Kill Bill.

Nom Nom's Entourage

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear grudge still strong."
  • "Sushi for Ice Bear."
  • "Ice Bear ready for cool parties."
• Nom Nom gets the bears to his pad by kidnapping them off the street. Then he tries to butter them up:
  Nom Nom: I'll be honest, I know I may have been a jerk to you guys in the past...
  Grizzly: You mean like the whole kidnapping thing just now?
  Nom Nom: Yes, exactly!
• On Nom Nom and the bears' first try at being an entourage, the bears all get stuck in the door of a coffee shop. Nom Nom tells the bears that their job is to make sure that when he walks into a room everyone knows who he is. Ice Bear than proceeds to turn to his left, gently lift a man from his seat, point him towards Nom Nom, and say: "This is Nom Nom".
• The Bears' awkward attempts at swaggering.
• Grizzly botches relaying Nom Nom's coffee order.
  Nom Nom: I want a double-shot mocha with whip, no sweetener.
  Grizzly: I'd like, uh, a double-mocha shoot me with sweet whip.
• Grizzly bragging "I know a lot of people think I'm confident because of my good looks and solid hygiene..."
• When the bears and Nom Nom go against Andy Bangs for the second time, Grizz and Panda keep verbally-burning him over and over again, to the continued embarrassment of Andy and amusement of everyone watching. However, when Ice Bear simply points out that Andy's bangs have split-ends, everyone in the room gasps as if he had seriously crossed the line.

Ranger Tabes

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Too many steps. Ice Bear getting frustrated."
  • "Ice Bear is intrigued, and afraid."
  • "Ice Bear's eyes are blameless."
  • "Ice Bear doesn't sweat. Ice Bear glows."
  • "Ice Bear will take money."
  • "Ice Bear will cook feast."
• The bears trying out feng shui, rearranging their furniture with everything placed askew. Grizz thinks it's perfect.
• When Grizz takes Panda's phone to order something, Panda asks him not to "look up anything weird."
• When Ranger Tabes first arrives, she pegs Grizz as the victim, Ice Bear as the suspect, and Panda, the one who made the call, as the most responsible one. And this is before she even knows why they called.
• Ranger Tabes orders the bears to stand still until she's completed her investigation of the "crime scene". Ice Bear, still in a shocked pose with one foot in the air, ends up falling over.
• Tabes covering the entire cave in police tape.
• Ice Bear wearing camouflage make up during the stakeout scene.
• "More sinister than bees? This I gotta hear..."
• While Ranger Tabes talks to the cops, Ice Bear is seen in the background looking at a wanted poster of himself.
• The Running Gag of the bears passing out from Ranger Tabes' reckless driving.

Rooms

• Panda is greatly amused by Grizzly's terrible home-made movie, Crowbar Jones: The Reckoning. Not so much when he sees that Crowbar Jones' sidekick is "Pando", a total wimp who whines about his bad luck with online dating and takes forty years to use the bathroom.
• Ice Bear rolling his eyes when he discovers Panda's password to his private files written right on his desk.
• Grizzly mistakes a glow-stick he finds in the fridge for a "key-lime ice pop" and tries to eat it. "Augh, it's radioactive!"
• Grizzly discovers a secret hatch in the floor of Ice Bear's fridge, and follows it down a long ladder into a massive, dimly-lit room... that turns out to be... a fancy secret bathroom with a portrait of Ice Bear on the wall and high-tech toilet that spouts Gratuitous Japanese.
• Grizzly refers to the bidet in Ice Bear's fancy toilet as "a built-in fountain".

Losing Ice

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Kobe beef not named after basketball player."
• Darrell's first attempt at being the bottom of the bear stack doesn't go so well. And he wasn't kidding when he said he wasn't very good in the kitchen.
  Darrell: Looks like the butternut squash is butter-not happening.
• After the Bears' argument with Ice Bear gets them kicked out of the restaurant, Grizzly angrily tries to break something on the way out... but all he can find is a pair of wooden chopsticks, which he splits perfectly.
• "We took an innocent, if slightly-lame, person and crushed his spirit..."
• When apologizing to Ice Bear, Panda admits that he and Grizzly are "both basically incompetent."

Cellie

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • (after failing to find his new phone) "Ice Bear gives up."
  • "Ice Bear is touched."
  • "Making summer rolls might distract Ice Bear from pain."
  • "Ice Bear prefers to be off-grid."
• When Panda tries to download a new app called "Blob" on his phone, the app store bluntly informs him "Sorry, Blob isn't supported by your phone (It's old)". Later he runs into the same problem when he upgrades to the "generic" version of his brothers' fancy new phones, only this time he's informed "(It's cheap)".
• Ice Bear apparently sleeps with his trusty axe, and when he turns over in his sleep the blade goes through the wall of the fridge, nearly giving Panda a nasty cut.

Fashion Bears

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear will destroy paparazzi."
  • "That doesn't look like Ice Bear."
  • "Ice Bear won't go under the knife."
  • "Please save Ice Bear."
  • (dramatically flipping onto a conference table) "Freedom."
• "'Desert'? I thought you said 'dessert'!"
• Grizz photocopying his butt (thankfully with his pants still on), to the amusement of some lady office workers
• All the office workers freaking out when the overly-friendly CEO shows up. "HE'S COMING!"
• Grizz accidentally gets himself a promotion. "I don't even know what this company does..."
• Panda and Samantha's date has some funny moments, like Sam taking her tandem bike through a car wash.
• "I'm gonna need a bucket of concealer... and a girdle."
• The CEO's reaction to Grizzly's ridiculous presentation. "I didn't understand a thing you said, but I love it! Let's do it!"

Baby Bears on a Plane

• "There's holes in this box... it's not my fault!"
• While the bears look over the brochure for Sweden, Ice Bear imagines himself in the place of a dog, rather than one of the three human boys.
• "We totally have seats! We'll go to the seats right now, which we paid for with legal money!"
• Grizzly freaking out when he finds out he's sitting next to the star of the action movie he was just watching.
• Ice Bear's reaction when he sees how close to the airport their plane is.

The Island

• "I'm too cute to die!"
• "We'll get Karla so much food, she'll explode from happiness!" "Maybe not that much..."
• Baby Grizzly's indignant "Oh, come on!" when he and his brothers get stuck in the quicksand again.

Bear Flu

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear is immune to all disease."
  • "Ice Bear is cold, in a bad way."
  • "Ice Bear is ready for afterlife. And then afterparty."
  • "Ice Bear gained life experience. And lost a little weight.
• The bears apparently think "Prohibido Nadar" is the name of the lake.
• "What if I have some weird disease that eats your face?"
• Grizzly's increasingly ridiculous stubborn insistence that he's not sick.
• After browsing a WebMD-like site called Totally Medicine, Panda gets worried he might have something serious, like "severe hypochondria". When Panda becomes convinced he has "bear flu", it gets to the point he starts making out his will.
• Some government officials blow Panda's Internet post about having "bear flu" wildly out of proportion and send out a hazmat team to quarantine them.
• One of the hazmat team mistakes Chloe for an elderly Korean lady.
  Chloe: Dude, I'm ten!
• Chloe easily gets into the quarantine area by putting on a hazmat suit and claiming to be a "hazmat guy". Then she distracts some of the team by claiming the government is cutting their pension, and distracts the rest by releasing the bugs she collected for her school project.
• After the confusion over bear flu is cleared up, the hazmat team departs to deal with "a possible outbreak of Crop-Top Syndrome in the Midwest."

Chicken and Waffles

• Ice bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear likes soul food."
  • "Ice Bear wants to be caught up."
• Ice Bear shoving Charlie out the front door with his head.
• Charlie's ratty old "picnic blanket" with a half-burned candle, a trowel, a roll of paper towels, and a spider trapped under a glass.
• Charlie freaking out when a guy on the train sneezes.
• The return of Panda's adorable sneezing when Charlie takes him into a "cat cafe" and the cats set off Panda's allergies.
• Grizzly and Ice Bear try to stall when they can't contact Panda because his phone is updating.
  Customer: Are you guys, like, waiters or something?
  Ice Bear: Ice Bear waits for nothing.
• When Panda is overwhelmed by his allergies, Charlie takes him to the shop across the way... which happens to be an acupuncture clinic. Cue Scream Discretion Shot from Panda.
• When their reservation is ready and Panda's still not there, Grizzly and Ice Bear try walking very slowly to their table.
• Grizzly hastily greeting Charlie. "Hey Charlie! Nice hat! Bye!"

The Audition

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear's heart is full of sugar."
  • "Ice Bear hates children who steal cereal."
  • (on hearing about the Frosty Fluffs contest) "Ice Bear has never wanted anything more in life."
  • (after dropping two boxes of Frosty Fluffs he had hidden away in Hammerspace) "Ice Bear was going to pay for that."
  • (on his most bearlike quality) "Ice Bear is... um, Ice Bear."
  • "Ice Bear was channeling his spirit animal, which is also a bear."
  • "Ice Bear heard pandas were raccoons."
  • "Ice Bear's dance was fresh 'til death."
• The auditions themselves:
  • Grizz performs various accents (including Irish and Cowboy) and then destroys the chair he was given.
  • Panda first says the audition line in a really cute voice ("I can't bear to be without my Fwosty Fwuffs!"). He then spends the rest of the audition singing, complete with beatboxing at the end.
  • Ice Bear continually reads the line incorrectly ("Ice Bear can't bear to be without his Frosty Fluffs."), much to the auditioneer's annoyance. She instead encourages him to show various facial expressions, which he does with minimal effort. All through this, he is using the prop chair as a footstool and by the time his audition is over, his leg is asleep.
• Ice Bear turns out to have a stage name, Alonzo Tigerheart. He even shows his brothers some head-shots he had taken.
• "I'm more bear than all of you! I'll eat anything! I'll even eat this table!" Panda proceeds to try and eat the bears' coffee table.
• The bossy and pretentious director who treats the Frosty Fluffs commercial as Serious Business. He even decides to take the role of Freshy Bear for himself.
• The bears having a dance-off at the director's behest.

Captain Craboo

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear's peace lily, now pieces lily."
  • "Ice Bear can cut things without crab."
  • "Ice Bear smells po-po."
  • "Ice Bear can't slow down."
• Ice Bear having a Kill Bill style flashback upon seeing Craboo back in the cave.
• When Grizzly tries to gently shoo Craboo out the front door, Ice Bear abruptly knocks him away with a broom and slams the door shut.
• Craboo gets arrested after he pinches Nom Nom on the ears. The entire resulting series of events is humorous:
  • Craboo thrown into back of a police car with handcuffs.
  • The bears visit Craboo in jail.
  • Grizzly deciding to go to court to defend Craboo - complete with powdered wig.
  • Nom Nom, Panda, and Grizz giving entirely over the top testimony.
• After the Bears take Craboo and escape the courtroom, a news report interviews police officers trying to find him. One of them has a "police sketch" he drew of Craboo, which he also signed.
  "He is red and has two big claws. He is also not a lobster."
  "We've arrested, like, 8 lobsters by mistake thinking it was him."
• "These berries don't look particularly poisonous..."
• During the big chase, a cop car bumps into a tree, not even going particularly fast, and explodes.
• The Bears hitch a ride on the roof of a car, and the cops start chasing them. The little old lady hears sirens and wonders aloud "What in the good gravy did I do this time?"
• Charlie's cameo: He is seen watching the police chase at the episode's climax on TV in the bear's house. Not only does this raise the question of how he got in there past the police barricade, but he also tells the bears that they should see what's on the TV, despite the fact that they are the ones on TV.

Yuri and the Bear

• Baby Ice Bear blowing a raspberry at the tern he tried (and failed) to catch.
• Yuri initially refers to Ice Bear as a "snow rat".
• Baby Ice Bear struggling to hold up an axe.
• During the montage, Baby Ice Bear is shown teaching calculus to Yuri.

Icy Nights

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear has ride."
• The episode opens with Ice Bear reading a book called "War and More War".
• Ice Bear bribing his way into a seedy underground club with the pizza bagels he bought... then the "club" turns out to be an Internet cafe.
• "Excuse me, I have coffee to make for nerds."

Everyone's Tube

• The various video thumbnails in the sidebar are always worthy of a chuckle.
• Panda lip-syncing to a cutesy pop song. Especially when Ice Bear comes in and starts picking up laundry, first boggling at Panda's tie-dye one-piece bathing suit, then joining in on Panda's choreography.
• Grizzly crashing Panda's video to grab a bag of chips. "What up, Internet?"
• Grizzly's various cheesy videos, which always get stopped early and downvoted:
  • First, Grizzly does a tutorial on how to do a dance called the "Swaggy Shuffle". Then he gets a little too into it and kicks his laptop away.
  • Then he does a video of a cheesy hip-top tune as "DJ G 'Rizzy", with way too many clickable pop-ups, including "SUBSCRIBE FOR BEAT BOXING", "LIKE 4 AIRHORN", and "FOLLOW 4 FOLLOW".
  • Next Grizzly dresses as a robot for some type of sci-fi music video, only to choke on his own smoke machine effects.
• Panda's second song is an exaggerated parody of 90's R&B music videos, and it can get a bit awkward at times, like Panda's super thick autotune, or the held shot of Panda glancing into the camera.
• At the end, the Bears celebrate getting their first subscriber on Everyone's Tube, and start dancing... then Ice Bear's frying pan goes flying and smashes into a window offscreen.

Creature Mysteries

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • Ranger Tabes warning the Bears not to touch the stuff on her desk because "Some of it is explosive."
    Ice Bear: Ice Bear's personality is explosive.
  • "Ice Bear helps with map."
  • Ice Bear trying (and failing) to distract Ranger Tabes.
    Ice Bear: Tabes, check out Ice Bear's new dance: Ice Bear dance.
  • When Grizzly remarks that they avoided complete disaster.
    Ice Bear: (glances at the smoldering roof of the bear's house) Ice Bear begs to differ.
• The episode opens with Ranger Martinez in his cabin, nervously answering a knock at the door... and he's relieved it's just "a pack of large bears".
• When Tabes shows the bears her String Theory wall, it's hidden behind a chalkboard with the following written on it:
  REAL Ranger work
  list of things to do:
  1: Improve handwriting
  2:
• After showing off her flare gun, Tabes asks Martinez "Where do you keep the nets again?"
• Grizzly plays sick as a way to excuse himself so he can go warn Charlie, claiming "Can't stay here, or else I'll explode!"
• Ice Bear distracts Tabes by shoving a map in her face, and her cart (gently) crashes into a tree, knocking loose a nest full of miraculously-unharmed eggs and a stunned bird.
• When a fire breaks out on the roof of the bears' cave, Panda tries putting it out with a garden hose. All he accomplishes is spraying Grizzly in the face and tripping his brother.

The Library

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • (On a late fee for a book on "Photography of the Arctic") "Ice Bear... um... Ice Bear lost that."
  • "Ice Bear can run fast, but not that fast."
  • "Ice Bear has surpassed sugar quota for today."
  • "Ice Bear will redeem himself."
  • "Too loud for Ice Bear."
• The Bears freaking out on seeing Chloe sleep-deprived from cramming for her biochemistry exam.
• Panda is surprised to see the library computers are old enough to have CRT monitors: "Why does the screen bulge out?" And the Internet connection on it is so slow (it apparently still uses dial-up), Panda ends up pulling out his smartphone while he waits.
• Ice Bear racing another student to get the last copy of an organic chemistry textbook he needs for Chloe.
• Chloe on a sugar rush, complete with her running around at high speed while making sounds like a Powerpuff Girl.
  Chloe: Forget chemistry! I'm gonna read everything!
• Panda arguing with the fussy old librarian. "JUST GIVE ME THE PAPER BACK, YOU OLD TURTLE!"

Grizz Helps

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear works alone."
• Ice Bear chasing his wayward Roomba around with a claw hammer.
• The other entries on "Braig's List", which include "HELP HOW TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?!???", "help me put shoes on my cat", "Where'd I leave my waffle?", and someone plotting to steal the Declaration of Independence.
• Grizzly constantly getting side-tracked while helping out the garbage men and having to run to catch up with their truck.
• When Grizzly runs into the old lady who's looking for her lost chicken, he offers to put up flyers for her.
  Grizzly: I love to help! Plus, I can get it done in no time thanks to my new ride! (gestures to the garbage truck... that drives off without him) ...plus, I can get it done in time thanks to walking.
• Grizzly discovers he has an uncanny ability to command a dog-walker's animals. "Sit! Stand! Speak! Wink slowly..."
• "Someone clucked! It wasn't you, right?"
• The inventor is "packing heat"... in the form of a Super Soaker.
• Grizzly and the dogs he was walking put on tin-foil hats and claim to be time travelers from the future in an attempt to rescue Mark the chicken from the crazy inventor.
• Grizz finally gets home... and Panda quickly complains about his stink from being covered in garbage earlier.
  Panda: Oh man, what is that awful smell?!
  Grizzly: That, Panda, is the smell of a job well done.
  Panda: 'Cause it smells like garbage...

Christmas Parties

• Ice Bear's lines in this episode.
  • "Ice Bear's motto, go big or go home."
  • "Ice Bear is in Korean Christmas heaven."
  • "Ice Bear admits impressivenss. Party very flammable."
• Near the beginning, as Grizzly struggles to hang up his stocking, Panda offers to share some "vegan nog". "None of the egg, but... um... twice the nog!"
• Charlie seems to be a bit confused about traditional Christmas trappings. His Christmas party, held in a large hastily-decorated evergreen, include Christmas cards (two squirrels playing cards with a Christmas-themed deck), stockings (some old socks hanging from a clothesline), a "rain-deer", and eggnog (raw eggs with the word "NOGG" written on them).
• Nom Nom fires his social media guy for accidentally sending an invitation to the Bears, and the guy bursts into tears and rides off on his hoverboard.
• When the bears are going around making amends to their friends, they steal one of the decorations from Nom Nom's mansion so Charlie can use it to top his Christmas tree. Charlie uses the box they put it in instead.

Subway

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • (while taking a selfie with his brothers) "This is Ice Bear's bad side."
  • "How's Ice Bear's hair?"
  • "Ice Bear should have brought a magazine."
  • "Ice Bear wants to watch dancing baby."
  • "Ice Bear drone not technically legal."
  • "Ice Bear's got this. Hands off Ice Bear."
  • "Ice Bear regrets not getting warranty."
  • "Ice Bear lost a part of himself."
  • "Ice Bear admires Bagel Rat's survival skills. Great bagel, great rat."
• Grizzly's excessive enthusiasm about his fitness tracker.
  Panda: I dunno, man, you spend a lot of money on what looks like a donut that beeps.
  Grizzly: The beeping means I'm healthy!
• Ice Bear's needlessly-dramatic analyzing of subway garbage while trying to think up a way to get Panda's phone off the tracks.

Panda's Friend

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear only watches meat-related anime."
  • (on Panda) "Ice Bear thinks he's a solid six."
  • "Ice Bear getting heebie-jeebies."
  • (on Tom) "Ice Bear thought he was a solid five."
• While Panda is reading the paper, you can see some amusing other articles like "Cat Paints Masterpiece" and "Can You Eat Your Art?"
• Tom somehow moved Panda's entire bedroom into his apartment while Panda was sleeping.
  Tom: Friendship brought you here, man! Love did this! Love, and a rental truck.
• When Tom and Panda end up dangling from a gurney outside Tom's apartment, Panda offers to pull Tom to safety.
  Panda: No, I can pull you up!
  Tom: No you can't! You have very poor upper-body strength! It's one of the many things we have in common!
• Tom ends up getting saved by guys who just happen to be the human versions of Grizzly and Ice Bear.

Neighbors

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear made casserole for new neighbors."
  • "Ice Bear has knives."
  • "Ice Bear knows who's cool."
  • After Warren asks to borrow Ice Bear's axe.
    Ice Bear: Ice Bear would be happy to hook up a neighbor.
  • "Ice Bear has never seen this many knives."
  • "Ice Bear can't feel his butt."
• This exchange.
  Grizzly: Look at me! No one knows what I'm up to, but everyone assumes I'm this perfect bear because of my awesome looks.
  Panda: Well, I heavily doubt that.
• Grizzly gets defensive when he hears Warren call him "chubby".
• The bears accidentally tearing the back wall off Warren and Faye's RV when Grizzly gets stuck in the bathroom window.