7 villains, one "Anti-Hero", and one who couldn't care less
Alongside all of the canonical instances, the fic adds a bunch of new ones.
- Starting off with "Heroes vs. Villains": The canon moment where all of the Villains do an Evil Laugh gets the addition of Anne Maria and Noah. Who's nonchalantly reading a book despite the flaming background.Noah: (Shrugs) I don't do evil laughter.
- Speaking of canon, the scene where Sierra hops into the carriage without realizing Courtney hasn't gotten out yet? That moment's in the rewrite too... but right after Sierra gets out, it's Owen's turn, and he practically flattens Courtney who's still in there.
- Plus when he mentions that he'll have to go "number poo" soon, Courtney can be seen hyperventilating in the outhouse.
- Even better, Lindsay is completely unable to push Owen in the carriage. Not wanting to waste any time, Owen simply gets on his feet and starts running with the carriage stuck to his butt, dragging poor Lindsay behind him.
- After the teams are all assigned.
Noah: Ok, elephant in the room, I gotta ask; why is COURTNEY a hero?- And once Alejandro returns, Owen starts calling him "Al" again. Cue the twitching eye.
- Lightning briefly transforming into a super-genius after being zapped by a jellyfish in "Evil Dread". But another shock to his noggin reverses the effect, much to everyone's disappointment.
- The many cracks at Lightning's stupidity during this episode. Highlights include.
Heather: I’ve seen statues on Easter Island that have a higher IQ than Lightning! And ONE of those statues was shaped like Lindsay!! ...Says a lot doesn’t it?Noah: [A horse without a head] would probably get further than a Lightning WITH a head. - Also in "Evil Dread", the villains' reaction to the nude Chris painting.
- Noah goes a teensy bit too far in mouthing off while others are in the confessional stall. Somehow, Duncan, Alejandro, and Gwen all manage to hit him in the same spot through the wood. The result? A massive black eye, and an incredulous Noah wondering if they somehow coordinated that when he wasn't looking.
- This line from Heather on why she won't team up with Courtney to vote out Gwen during "Food Fright"Heather: After season 3, I came to realize two things: 1) NEVER fall for an extremely hot Spanish… jerk face! And 2) compared to Courtney, Gwen’s the lesser of people who irritate me.
- Gwen interrupting Chris's episode recap in the beginning of "Food Fright".Chris: Hey! Who let you into my voice-over recap?!
(Cut to the edge of the dock, where Gwen and Chris are standing, Chris looking annoyed at Gwen)
Gwen: What? You’re narrating to a camera at the edge of the dock. Anyone could walk on.- Then she pushes him into the water and finishes the recap herself.
- Owen pretending to be Zoey by putting on a wig in "Food Fright" so that he can get past Chris' ban on him for the pancake challenge. It doesn't work, but Zoey's pleased with how the hair looks.
- When Owen starts to see hallucinations of Izzy and pancakes in "Food Fright", he starts to freak in a confessional about being "the new Sierra". He only calms down when Noah pops in and shoves a block of cheese into his mouth.
- Also Alejandro being at ground zero of the mother of all farts. Cut to him in confessional swearing in Spanish as he hyperventilates into a paper bag.
- In "Moon Madness", as a side effect of the Blue Harvest Moon, Dawn can't read the auras of the animals, which horrifies her. Luckily, as soon as the moon passes, she's fully capable of seeing a bird's concern for his eggs, a bunny's love life, and the yeti's film career.
- This line from "Moon Madness" once Heather revealed she was faking her niceness.Gwen: THERE’S the Heather we know and… stand within a foot of.
- In the Aftermath episodes, Eva reveals her anger management training now has her crushing walnuts between her fingers as a way to relieve stress. Needless to say, she goes through nuts pretty quickly.
- When Jo admits on the first Aftermath to being insecure about her looks when around more attractive girls, it leads to this.Eva: (Rubs her arm awkwardly) I hear that. (Trent, Leshawna, and Cody look at her awkwardly) Uh I mean uh... (Grabs a walnut and awkwardly growls) I’m still angry and s-stuff. (Awkwardly crushes the walnut and smiles)
Jo: Probably didn’t help that in school, a lot of the preppy girls and Neanderthal jocks used to call me a guy!!!
(Everyone glares at Lightning)
Lightning: (Confused) What? ...Lightning got something stuck in his teeth? - Lightning's subverted epiphany of humility in the first Aftermath after Geoff and Bridgette show him a montage of how annoying everyone found his egomania to be.Lightning: Wow... I-I-I never realized—
Bridgette: It’s ok, Lightning. Every once in a while we all need a little reality check and...
Lightning: —I look WAY better with white hair than with regular old brown hair! I should start calling myself “White Lightning” more often! SHA-WHITE LIGHTNING!!!! - Before the challenge in "No One Eggs-pects the Spanish Opposition", Noah wakes up after his and Dawn's kiss in the last episode.Noah: For some reason I don’t feel miserable and cynical this morning. It’s like some little golden ball of hope is building up in my chest....It’s gotta be pneumonia. This show is finally starting to kill me.
- In "No One Eggs-pects the Spanish Opposition", Noah dresses Owen up as a female bear to distract a mutant bear. Hilarity Ensues.(Owen clears his throat and steps into the clearing. He gives a wolf whistle, getting the bear's attention)
Owen: (Girly voice) Well HELLOOOO there, big, tall, and fuzzy. (Gives a girlish giggle, and bats his eyelashes)
(Hearts appear in all three of the bear’s eyes, as it mindlessly rises off its egg and walks towards Owen, panting like a dog)
Owen: Hey there, big boy. What’s a big ole’ fuzzy hunky like you doing in a place like thiiis? (Giggles. The bear gives a tiger growl and starts kissing Owen’s hand, Owen gets freaked out. Meanwhile Noah sneaks up to the nest, looking freaked out at Owen’s little show himself)
Noah: If this show weren’t already a deathtrap, this’d terrify me. (Quietly grabs the egg)
Owen: (Faking being swoon) Uh... oooh my, dear sir. This, this isn’t right! I am not yet ready for this! We’re too different, what’ll the kids look like!?
Noah: (Whispering through his teeth) Pull it back, Casanova.
Owen: The other bears’ll start talking! (The bear pulls Owen into a romantic hug) what will I say to my mother?!
(The bear puckers it’s lips and prepares to kiss Owen; suddenly one of Owen’s fake boobs and the wig fall off, revealing Owen. The bear sees this and growls angrily)
Owen: (Giggles sheepishly) So, can we still be friends? (Glances at Noah nervously, the bear notices Noah and growls) - "You Regatta Be Kidding Me": Aside from the fact that Owen, Noah and Dawn have to use one of the swan boats, one of the obstacles they encounter is an iceberg! Noah's followup?Noah: I know I shouldn’t bother asking at this point, (Shouting at Chris) but where the heck do you get an iceberg at THIS time of year!?
Chris: (Smiling and holding a remote control) I know a guy. (Chuckles)- In the same episode, there's this brief confessional from Gwen when Chris claims he's using the word "regatta" because he's classy.
Gwen: If Chris is classy, then I’m the prime minister of Canada... (thinks for a bit) Though it WOULD be cool to tell people to wear black... And to burn everything pink. - On the 10th Aftermath, Jasmine makes an Early-Bird Cameo as a webcam fan guest to ask Brick a question... leading to this exchange.Bridgette: Welcome to the show, Jasmine. What’s your-
Geoff: Ooh wait! Jasmine, there’s always one thing I always wanted to know about you dudes in the outback... Do the toilets flush backwards? (Bridgette facepalms)
Jasmine: (Awkwardly) Uh... no, mate. They just flush like... regular toilets?
Harold: HA! I told you so!
Geoff: CRAP!!!! (Pouts) - Gwen recounting how Zoey tried "telling off" Alejandro when Courtney says that Zoey's a cutthroat player.Zoey: And you’re a... a stinky meanie-face bully who’s... NOT VERY NICE!!!! And don’t get me started on your mean, stinky face... And-
(cuts back to Gwen in the confessionals)
Gwen: Yyyeeeeaaaahhh… not exactly “cutthroat” material, Courtney. - Gwen tricking Chris into insulting his own intelligence in "The Bold and the Booty-ful" when Chris complains to her that she made his chin on her portrait of him too big.Gwen: Are you kidding me?! How does such a big ego fit inside such a teeny-tiny brain?
Chris: Hey! You don't need brains to host reality TV!!! ...(Realizes what he said) ...Wait.
Gwen (in confessional): Well at least he admits it. (giggles) - Regardless of which Grand Finale you choose to read, Gwen always takes the money-filled briefcase to nail Chris in the kiwis. And this is what comes out of his mouth:Chris: AIIIIEEECUCARACHA!!! (Grabs onto his kiwis and falls to the ground, holding them in pain; speaks in a squeaky voice) so THAT’S what it feels like!
- Some of the original bonus clips count too.
- After the 10th Aftermath, Anne Maria manages to get the Feral Ezekiel restored to his original human appearance with the biggest makeover imaginable. However, as Anne Maria herself is forced to admit, he's still a work in progress.
Beth: So, how do you feel, Ezekiel?
Ezekiel: I feel as good as old, eh! I’m back to being my super-fly self again! (Notices a rat running across his foot, looks like he’s about to pounce) Aw sweet, FOOD!!! (Pounces towards the rat; a bunch of snarling is heard off-screen as [Beth, Bridgette, Sam, Cameron, and Anne Maria] look freaked out)- Noah and Dawn get flushed to Australia, where Noah quickly discovers that Everything Is Trying to Kill You, much to Dawn's dismay.
- Owen and Scott get flushed to some isolated forest and get attacked by an army of literal Killer Rabbits.
Scott: WHY DOES NATURE WANT TO EAT MY BUTT!?!?!?
Owen: WHY CAN’T THE NATURALIST WIN!?!?!? - DJ's Momma pepper spraying Chef and Chris in "My Big Fat Total Drama All-Stars Wedding".
- When Max overdoes his little Card-Carrying Villain act, annoying a lot of people in the process, Duncan and Alejandro team up to give him a Wedgie. Though Duncan's a bit disappointed he can't do one that hangs Max over traffic without going back into the slammer.
- In Noah's compilation in "My Big Fat Total Drama All-Stars Wedding", there's a new clip with Sierra reclining on a couch and Noah taking notes like a therapist.Sierra: ooooh, I just don’t know what to do! I thought I’d be ready for this life of independence without my man… but without Cody-Wody by my side, I feel like I’m losing my mind!!!
Noah: …honey, that mind was lost the minute you walked right off that bus in Season 3.
Sierra: …also, what was it like kissing Cody’s precious ear?
Noah: I think we’re done here. (Walks away and tosses the clipboard over his shoulder) - Gwen's two vlogs in "My Big Fat Total Drama All-Stars Wedding". The first is her ranting about boy bands, before Duncan interrupts by dancing in the background. The second is her introducing her iguanas, before one of them clings onto Duncan's face.
