Funny: TOME

TV TOME Adventures

  • From season 3, Nailock's unappreciated badass dramatic entrance:

    Nailock: *Lands on a chunk of ice being ridden like a surfboard* Aloha. *Beat* ...Nobody's ever around to give a shit...

  • From the Flux movie: Alpha's Imagine Spot, followed by Zetto's Big "NO!" reaction, and finally Gamecrazed's deadpan reaction, to Alphazet.
    Gamecrazed: "Oh Christ. As if Zetto couldn't be any MORE of a DBZ rip-off."


Multiple Episode Moments

  • Nylocke's Running Gag of jumping into the air and declaring himself "NYLOCKE! Dragon/Master of [insert whatever caused him to declare this here]!"

Episode 01

  • Rockoon and Doubling.
    Doubling: Let's get back to business and find this fucking thing. My paypal's in need'o some cash.
    Rockoon: *Song and dance* Yo paypal's empty and you need cash now! Let's find that thingy and- wait, what are we looking for again?
    • Mothascratchers.
    Doubling: Mother scratchers? Really?
    Rockoon: Yeah yeah, you wish you thought of it. You mad?
    Doubling: No, just...freaking ashamed. That I know you.
  • Alpha and Flamegirl are having a moment and Kirb ruins the whole thing by being blasted onscreen and his hair catches on fire.
    (OH, BY THE WAY...)
    Kirb: Who put this campfire here?! WHO DOES THAT?!
  • After Alpha makes his Deal with the Devil, he walks up to Flamegirl.
    Alpha: I'm in the mood.
    Flamegirl: Huh? *awkwardly*
    Alpha: To wipe out some hackers.
    Flamegirl: Oh. Let's go... do that. Is it hot in here?
    Alpha: It's just you.
    Flamegirl: Obviously...
  • Nylocke's making a Rousing Speech being interrupted.
    Person in the crowd: SOMETIME TODAY, JACKASS!
    • In the remastered version, we hear Elecscope's voice saying that.

Episode 02

  • Sniperwheel unveiling a huge cannon that is at least three times as big as he is, and Kirb's reaction face that follows.
    Kirbopher: WHAT IS THAT?!
    Sniperwheel: This is my "Head-Cannon". And in my head-canon...YOU DIE!
  • Additionally, DANCING.
    • And let's not forget Kirb and Nylocke sneaking behind GC on their way to the mansion.
      LittleKuriboh (during the audio commentary): We're so pro, squire!
  • Splat's intro.
    Splat: Simple, effective, disgusting, what's not to like?
    Kirb: I DON'T LIKE YOU! Whoever you are.
  • Oh, and this exchange between Nylocke and Splat.
    Nylocke:Ye seem to lack the foul mouth of your sibling, wrench.
    Splat: Fuck off.
    Nylocke:(gasps) Uncouth!
  • Nylocke watching GC and Splat's fight with...some interest...
    Nylocke: Interesting! They are...locked in combat. Twisted even! I am experiencing new feelings, Squire!
    Kirb: Oh. Is this your fetish?
    Kirb: Gross...
  • And, of course, this bit after Splat seemingly has GC beat.
    Splat: So there!
    Kirb: Hi...welcome to the Loser's Club.
  • But let's not forget this bit after GC rescues everyone.
    Asterob: Now...(on his knees)...please, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU'VE BEEN HERE! (Kirb facefaults.)
    GC: Why did you fall?
    Kirb: I DON'T KNOW!!

Episode 03

  • "Sir Alpha! Thou wishes to become Lady Flamegirl's knight in clothes. DON'T YE?!"
  • Whyti imitating Nylocke's "WHOOSH!".
  • NYLOCKE! MASTER OF- (Demonking runs into his sword head first and gets knocked out) Unintentional... finishing blows?
  • Granda the Stegosaurus's tantrum directed at Nylocke for beating her 10 times in a row and the reactions from T-Bones, Nylocke and Alpha.
    Granda: Role-players are dumb! You're dumb! When I see you tomorrow I'm gonna bite your nails down to the cuticles and SPIT THEM IN YOUR EYES! Then I'll scraggle your greasy haircut and kick you in the face!
    T-Bones: Augh, Granda don't go, come back!
    Nylocke: I...I am...Nylocke...dumbfounded dragon...?
    Alpha: Well, it was the most colorfully spoken temper-tantrum I've ever seen somebody throw.

Episode 04

  • Pick a moment with Rockoon...ANY moment.
  • Nylocke's epic and comedic Curb-Stomp Battle at the hands of Granda. Flamegirl, while all of this is happening off-screen, is seen casually trying to solve a puzzle. The exchange with Gamecrazed afterwards is also noteworthy.
    Gamecrazed: What happened to you?
    Nylocke: I was violated by a dinosaur...In the form of a scruffy little Vietnamese girl.
    Gamecrazed: I see.
  • Gamecrazed's "awkward-o-meter"
  • Kirb sneaking up on the head fragment like he did on GC in Episode 2.
    Kirb: I'm so pro.
  • Alpha and Kirb trying to put the idol fragments together probably gave people flashbacks to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey
  • Flamegirl tries convincing the others to meet up in real life, and reveals that Nylocke's from 'jolly old England' (much to his rage and betrayal), while Kirb sarcastically remarks not to give his address to potential internet criminals.
    Alpha: [Annoyed] Hey.
    Kirbopher: Uh-huh.
    Alpha: Hey!
    Kirbopher: Yyyuppp.
    • Flamegirl ends up revealing where she lives, which Kirb wastes no time in snarking at.
    Flamegirl: Okay, look; I'm from California. There, I said it.
    Kirbopher: (whispering to the audience) And she was never heard from again...
    • Flamegirl explaining how she found out Nylocke's from England.
    Flamegirl: He was drunk one night and muttering somethin' about Knutsford and needed to wash his troubles away with cups of Earl Grey.
    Nylocke: Those were dark ages...a time of sorrow and regret...for at that time I was...[Nylocke gets emotional] Nylocke! Dragon of the Broken Heart! Nylocke begins crying
  • Alpha giving a speech about how the five of them have put so many hours into the game and how he's never had such amazing friends like them. Kirbopher ruins it.
    Alpha: I don't think I've even had as many friends as close as you guys in real life.
    Kirbopher: [Shocked] R-Really?
    Alpha: Mmhmm.
    Kirbopher: Well, that's 'cuz you're a loser.
    Flamegirl: Shut the hell up Kirb.
    Kirbopher: See, we're such GOOD friends!
  • Alpha getting sent flying by Rockoon's bomb and by the time he realizes, it's too late for him to do anything.
    Alpha: [is sent flying] OH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
  • In trying to fight the new Rockoon, Flamegirl is working out the Elemental Rock-Paper-Scissors needed.
    Flamegirl: Anyone got a Light?
    Nylock: Smoking is bad for you.

Episode 05

  • The Twinblades and their intro before trying to fight Alpha. Alpha's response is priceless.
    Alpha: That's cute, so which one of you tops?
  • Nylocke calling out what he's doing when he's parrying Gamecrazed's attack when he's practicing, all being a deliberate Shout-Out to Robin Hood Daffy.
  • Alpha shows up late to meeting his friends because of the Twinblades, calling them traffic. Nylocke winds up confused because of the choice of words and being Literal-Minded.
  • Nylocke's speech about the Gemini Tournament. He just ends up confusing everyone. It will rock Alpha like a hurricane.
  • Kirbopher's trying to get Alpha to call his attacks. It gets called lame by Flamegirl when Kirb does it, but it's better when Alpha does it.
    • Kirbopher and Flamegirl's argument, despite being a little disturbing, mostly due to Flamegirl's comment about Kirb always trying to jump on Alpha's balls whenever he logs on.
      • This is referenced just before the battle, and noted by Nylocke.
      Nylocke: Might I inquire which one of thee has the supposed "thing" for Sir Alpha?
      Alpha: What?
      Flamegirl: What?!

Episode 06

  • Nylocke's narrating throughout the first scene of the episode with Hyprelynx trying to ask him for help. Followed by her scaring him later in the episode.
  • Nylocke's song.

Episode 07

Episode 08

Episode 09

  • Nylocke causing Zetto to snap by acting like he always does.
    • To clarify, Nylocke and Gamecrazed fight Zetto and Kizuna fairly seriously and once Kizuna and Gamecrazed are at a stalemate, Nylocke places his blade facing downwards and leaves Zetto dumbfounded by Nylocke placing his sword against the floor and asking for stories about his past, deflecting bullets that Zetto shoots at him, declaring himself "NNNNYLOCKE! MASTER OF DEFLECTING BULLETS! DRAGON" and then dancing around going "Tra-la-la-la-la" until Zetto snaps completely.
      • The best part is Kizuna commenting "This is seriously happening." while in a stalemate with Gamecrazed.
  • Asterob going through a Let's Get Dangerous moment and making a badass speech that he'll win. He shows to be pretty competent in his fight... until he's pushed back by using the shield beam and gives himself a ring out. Sniperwheel is too busy saying "This did not just happen!" to notice GC literally swat him off the ring before it's too late.
    • Then as he's falling Sniperwheel gives GC and Nye the middle finger. You might miss it if you're not paying attention.
    Sniperwheel: "I DIDN'T LOSE! YOU LOSE!"
  • Nylocke wooshing himself explosively out of the balanstadium at the end of the episode is hilarious.
    Nylocke: "NNNNNYLOCKE! Master of giving heartfelt speeches that had DAMN WELL serve their intended purpose or I swear by my blade that I will explode!!!" *rockets off into the sky*
  • Then afterward there's Zetto standing on the balanstadium, holding his tournament trophy with an exaggerated angry pouty face while a smooth jazz version of the theme song is playing.
    Kizuna: "I think it's time you stopped beating around the bush."
  • The connection error with someone watching it voiced by Edwyn Tiong.
    Stream watcher: Ahh come on! No, not now, no don't come on connection! Connection go, connection is go, connection is not go, go go go go, dammit, go! Urgh, ahh. [Buffering appears on screen] Yay!

Episode 10

Episode 11

    • Also, OdBoll's entrance scene.
    OdBoll: OOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAH. FUK THE POL-LESE Cuz I just made this joint my BeeYOTCH! Nya-ha-ha-ha-ha!
    Justin: "Oh COME ON MAN, I had a good thing going!"
  • Kirb's Big "WHAT?!" when Gamecrazed was announced as the winner.
  • Nylocke interrupting Alpha and Flamey, while lampshading it.
  • Kirbopher running his mouth off at Execk and taunting him continually and getting frozen solid for it.

Episode 12

  • Rubirules' introduction.
    • He tries to stay in character as he mocks Zetto, starting with (In Rubirule's words) Zetto's douchebaggery, his overpowered gun arm that's 100% legal in any fight, his impossibly designed hairstyle and desaturated red pajamas. He ends up breaking character and laughing and then quickly tries to mock his colour scheme and then says he's just messing with them.
    • His impression of Execk.
    Rubirules: I figured Captain Monkeysuit was like... *Transforms and takes the form of Execk* Hey, what's the matter with you? Yeah, I can make my arm into an air conditioner! Yeah!
  • Nylocke's fight with Rubirules and Rubirules claiming that since he made Nylocke's model himself, he is Nylocke's father. It's as hilarious as it sounds and is an endless Star Wars Shout-Out.
  • Kirb's response to Flamegirl challenging Kindarspirit.
    Flamegirl: Don't worry, Kirb. I'll "save" you.
    Kirbopher: HA HA. GOOD JOKE.
  • The interaction between Kindarspirit and Kirb in general is pretty funny. However, it gets even funnier when you realize that Kindarspirit technically hugged, gushed over, and "kidnapped" her previous co-worker ZETTO. It sure explains why Kirb looked so uncomfortable the entire time.
  • Kirbopher's rant before fighting Bitshrum.
  • Kirbopher right after he wins against Bitshrum.
    Alpha: You, uh... You doin' OK up there, Kirb?
    Kirbopher: I! AM! GREAT!
    • Nylocke ends up addressing him like he is a King before they enter Webmaster's domain.
    • Also some humorous foreshadowing as well, considering that Kirb/Zetto is, albeit unofficially, Netking #6.
  • The rest of the party's wishes for Gamecrazed when he is about to fight Webmaster ends off in a humorous note.
    Alpha: Good luck, GC!
    Flamegirl: We'll be rooting for you!
    Nylocke: I believe in you, sir Gamecrazed.
    Kirbopher: GIVE HIM HELL!
  • Kirbopher's bad luck at being mocked and used to show off some of the Netkings' movesets throughout the entire Challenge of the Netkings.

Episode 13

  • Rockoon's attempts to be a "THE END IS NEAR!" type preacher and not doing so well most of the time. Then it goes downhill.
  • The fact that Kirbopher has never been able to beat Alpha and comments on how Alpha'll never let him win.
  • Nylocke interrupting Alpha and Flamegirl's romantic moment as a Call Back and causing Alpha to freak out silently since Nylocke just appears out of nowhere right behind him.
    Flamegirl: Jesus Nye!
    Nylocke: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Oh dear, I'm turning into Lord Asterob. Sorry.
    Alpha: Are you ok?
    Nylocke: FINE! D-D-Doing fine! [Nylocke has a big awkward grin]
  • Nylocke trying to do his catchphrase but being told to lower the volume since mods are around logging players out left and right.
    Nylocke: [whispering] Nylocke! Master of fighting with the power of three warriors while remaining ever so quiet!

T.O.M.E shorts

Minigame Madness

  • The Minigame fine print
    Fine Print We at Pawneeko Games INC. are NOT responsible (for) possibly stolen credit card information.
    Fine Print You are totally being ripped off but you'll never know because this is too small to read.

Rockoon's Modern Strife

The April Fool's Episode

  • Just the entire thing itself is pretty funny.