Gamecrazed: "Oh Christ. As if Zetto couldn't be any MORE of a DBZ rip-off."
Multiple Episode Moments
Nylocke's Running Gag of jumping into the air and declaring himself "NYLOCKE! Dragon/Master of [insert whatever caused him to declare this here]!"
Rockoon and Doubling.
Doubling: Let's get back to business and find this fucking thing. My paypal's in need'o some cash. Rockoon: *Song and dance* Yo paypal's empty and you need cash now! Let's find that thingy and- wait, what are we looking for again?
Doubling: Mother scratchers? Really? Rockoon: Ye-Yeah, you wish you thought of it. You mad? Doubling: No, just...freaking ashamed. That I know you.
Alpha and Flamegirl are having a moment and Kirb ruins the whole thing by being blasted onscreen and his hair catches on fire.
(OH, BY THE WAY...) Kirb: Who put this campfire here?! WHO DOES THAT?!
After Alpha makes his Deal with the Devil, he walks up to Flamegirl.
Alpha: I'm in the mood. Flamegirl: Huh? *awkwardly* Alpha: To wipe out some hackers. Flamegirl: Oh. Let's go... do that. Is it hot in here? Alpha: It's just you. Flamegirl: Obviously...
Nylocke: Interesting! They are...locked in combat. Twisted even! I am experiencing new feelings, Squire! Kirb: Oh. Is this your fetish? Nylocke: NYLOCKE! DRAGON OF PEAKED CURIOSITY! Kirb: Gross...
And, of course, this bit after Splat seemingly has GC beat.
Splat: So there!
Kirb: Hi...welcome to the Loser's Club.
But let's not forget this bit after GC rescues everyone.
Asterob: Now...(on his knees)...please, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU'VE BEEN HERE! (Kirb facefaults.) GC: Why did you fall? Kirb: I DON'T KNOW!!
"Sir Alpha! Thou wishes to become Lady Flamegirl's knight in shining...baggy...blue clothes. DON'T YE?!"
Whyti imitating Nylocke's "WHOOSH!".
NYLOCKE! MASTER OF- (Demonking runs into his sword head first and gets knocked out) Unintentional... finishing blows?
Granda the Stegosaurus's tantrum directed at Nylocke for beating her 10 times in a row and the reactions from T-Bones, Nylocke and Alpha.
Granda: Role-players are dumb! You're dumb! When I see you tomorrow I'm gonna bite your nails down to the cuticles and SPIT THEM IN YOUR EYES! Then I'll scraggle your greasy haircut and kick you in the face!
T-Bones: Augh, Granda don't go, come back! Nylocke: I...I am...Nylocke...dumbfounded dragon...? Alpha: Well, it was the most colorfully spoken temper-tantrum I've ever seen somebody throw.
Pick a moment with Rockoon...ANY moment.
Nylocke's epic and comedicCurb-Stomp Battle at the hands of Granda. Flamegirl, while all of this is happening off-screen, is seen casually trying to solve a puzzle. The exchange with Gamecrazed afterwards is also noteworthy.
Gamecrazed: What happened to you? Nylocke: I was violated by a dinosaur...In the form of a scruffy little Vietnamese girl. Gamecrazed: I see.
Flamegirl tries convincing the others to meet up in real life, and reveals that Nylocke's from 'jolly old England' (much to his rage and betrayal), while Kirb sarcastically remarks not to give his address to potential internet criminals.
Flamegirl: Okay, look; I'm from California. There, I said it. Kirbopher: (whispering to the audience) And she was never heard from again...
Alpha shows up late to meeting his friends because of the Twinblades, calling them traffic. Nylocke winds up confused because of the choice of words and being Literal-Minded.
Nylocke's speech about the Gemini Tournament. He just ends up confusing everyone. It will rock Alpha like a hurricane.
Kirbopher's trying to get Alpha to call his attacks. It gets called lame by Flamegirl when Kirb does it, but it's better when Alpha does it.
Kirbopher and Flamegirl's argument, despite being a little disturbing, mostly due to Flamegirl's comment about Kirb always trying to jump on Alpha's balls whenever he logs on.
This is referenced just before the battle, and noted by Nylocke.
Nylocke: Might I inquire which one of thee has the supposed "thing" for Sir Alpha? Alpha: What? Flamegirl: What?! Kirbopher: WHAT. SHUT UP. SOMEBODY, FIGHT ME. TODAY. Nylocke: NNNNYLOCKE!MASTER OFAWKWARD MOMENTS!
Nylocke's narrating throughout the first scene of the episode with Hyprelynx trying to ask him for help. Followed by her scaring him later in the episode.
Alpha's face post-paralysis on a chatbox is just plain hilarious to look at.
Archy having trouble asking Kirb his question, and his general cuteness and obliviousness while following Kirb around in Lavendera trying to get him to answer it. But this particular quote deserves a mention:
Asterob going through a Let's Get Dangerous moment and making a badass speech that he'll win. He shows to be pretty competent in his fight... until he's pushed back by using the shield beam and gives himself a ring out. Sniperwheel is too busy saying "This did not just happen!" to notice GC literally swat him off the ring before it's too late.
Then as he's falling Sniperwheel gives GC and Nye the middle finger. You might miss it if you're not paying attention.
Sniperwheel: "I DIDN'T LOSE! YOU LOSE!"
Nylocke wooshing himself explosively out of the balanstadium at the end of the episode is hilarious.
Nylocke: "NNNNNYLOCKE! Master of giving heartfelt speeches that had DAMN WELL serve their intended purpose or I swear by my blade that I will explode!!!" *rockets off into the sky*
Then afterward there's Zetto standing on the balanstadium, holding his tournament trophy with an exaggerated angry pouty face while a smooth jazz version of the theme song is playing.
Kizuna: "I think it's time you stopped beating around the bush."
The connection error with someone watching it voiced by Edwyn Tiong.
Stream watcher: Ahh come on! No, not now, no don't come on connection! Connection go, connection is go, connection is not go, go go go go, dammit, go! Urgh, ahh. [Buffering appears on screen] Yay!
Rubirules trying to stay in character as he mocks Zetto, starting with (In Rubirule's words) Zetto's douchebaggery, his overpowered gun arm that's 100% legal in any fight, his impossibly designed hairstyle and desaturated red pajamas. He ends up breaking character and laughing and then quickly tries to mock his colour scheme and then says he's just messing with them.
Nylocke's fight with Rubirules and Rubirules claiming that since he made Nylocke's model himself, he is Nylocke's father. It's as hilarious as it sounds.
Kirb's response to Flamegirl challenging Kindarspirit.
Flamegirl: Don't worry, Kirb. I'll "save" you.
Kirbopher: HA HA. GOOD JOKE.
Kirbopher's rant before fighting Bitshrum.
Kirbopher: I am NOT a Squire, I am NOT an Imp AND I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS SHIT ANY LONGER! IT'S PRONOUNCED KIRBOPHER GOD DAMMIT!!!
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Rockoon's Modern Strife
Bubb's expression while saying he wants to "see [Rockoon's] rodent body torn apart into little pieces" and that he wants to "taste his blood" is hysterical.
Rockoon:: "We ran into some trouble. Real, freaky stuff. And of course... he did what anyone else would do. Looked out for himself... he ditched me." Doubling:"Duuuuuh, I'm a big freaking meat head!" Alpha:"I agree!" Doubling:"Time to go watch my sports! Go team!" Rockoon:"And I never heard from him again."'