Funny / Farzar

Funny moments from Farzar.

Season 1

Welcome to Farzar

• After Renzo infodumps the premise of the series, a mouthy kid sarcastically asks if the show is gunna be more like a rip-off of Futurama or Rick and Morty. Annoyed, Renzo tells the kid it's gunna be more like "Shut the fuck up!".
• Fichael accidentally impales his crotch with his lightsaber ... twice.
• Scootie gets high on snuffle snarts and watches a broken TV, believing it to have Disney Channel playing on it.
  Scootie: Ha! I didn't know you could say the N word on Disney Channel.
• Upon hearing that the name of the team is "Special Hostile Assault Team" (or S.H.A.T.), Scootie sarcastically tells Fichael that this is a great name, which Fichael thanks him for.
• Scootie mentions having an elementary school cousin, who he's trying to get laid.
• Billy is a humorous enough character as it is, making his very debut just downright funny.
  Billy: Me Billy, hey!
• After Fichael gets into a long-winded argument with Renzo, he puts on a Halloween costume and demands some candy from him for no particular reason. Not wanting to break the holiday spirit, Renzo complies with Halloween tradition and gives Fichael some candy, despite how mad he is with him. However, Renzo still expresses his anger, when he gives Fichael Raisinettes.
• Barry shows Fichael all of his inventions, including a slide whistle that causes instant death to its user, called "The Suislide Whistle".
• Also, included among these inventions is a watch that opens up wormholes, but only to his mother's shower. Barry then opens a portal that shows his mom, butt-naked. Confused as to why the watch does this, Fichael assumes that it's broken. Barry assures him that the watch is functioning properly and serving it's purpose. The only thing broken around there is himself.
• Fichael sets foot outside of Dome City for the first time in his entire life and gets greeted by a giant alien animal coming up and defecating on his head. Emerging from the pile of feces on Fichael's head, comes Little Bob Dookie; a happy dancing turd with a cowboy hat and bandana.
  Little Bob Dookie: I'm Little Bob Dookie. Here's my Little Bob Dookie dance!
• During their deadly mission through the alien slums, Val thinks it's a good idea to take her elementary school class on an impromptu field trip, risking their lives. One of her students, Tina, calls her "Mrs. Skullcunt", which Val is not happy about. Mal, on the other hand, finds Tina hilarious and even tries to hook her up with Scootie's aforementioned cousin.
• The bait-and-switch introduction of The Intellectoids. Upon meeting them, we find out that despite their name and appearance, they are anything but intelligent, being a bunch of hillbilly morons, who can't even be bothered to remember their own names.
• The Intellectoids all use Barry's suislide whistle to kill themselves. Even after witnessing other Intellectoids kill themselves with it, each Intellectoid picks it up and uses it anyway.
• Bazarack makes a joke about Clitaurus' name sounding like "Clitoris" and how it matches his personality and appearance, being a big red swollen guy who's hard to find. This earns him a well-timed rimshot from one of his alien minions.
  Bazarack: Hey! Get away from my drumset!
• Bazarack insults Clitaurus' wife and then claims that he should change his name to "Sassarack". After a Beat of silence, Bazarack gets mad again and asks where his rimshot it, even though he just demanded his minion get away from his drumset.
• Mal attempts to blow up Zobo by giving him a grenade. Val throws the grenade away, landing it in the mouth of Big Bob Dookie, a colossal turd person who just so happens to be strolling by, searching for his son, Little Bob Dookie. The grenade blows up Big Bob Dookie and kills him, splattering shit all over Scootie.
• After everyone else gets eaten by the Cocktopus, it's up to Scootie to prove he's a loyal friend and save them all. However, Scootie instead gets high on a bunch of snuffle snarts and completely abandons his friends.
• Inside the Cocktopus' stomach, Val seizes this opportunity to teach her students about digestion, only to realize the kids have all died inside of the Cocktopus' stomach acid.
• Val annoyingly corrects Mal's grammar while their lives are on the line.
  Mal: We've gotta do something quick!
  Val: Oh, uh, "Quickly". It's an adverb.
  Mal: Shut the fuck up, Val!
• Fichael blows the Cocktopus up from the inside, using a bouncy castle. After doing this, he has the temptation to play on the bouncy castle.
  Fichael: You know, since it's here...
  Mal: Alright, five minutes.
• Bazarack gripes about his new throne of bones being uncomfortable. Clitaurus assures him that because it's made out of bones, he should expect it to be hard. Bazarack jokes that Clitaurus should just bring his wife in, since she "makes bones soft". After a Beat, he gets his rimshot.
• Renzo has some painful sex with Flammy, which causes his genitals to catch on fire. Renzo prances around the room, flailing about. He eventually puts out his crotch fire with water from a vase.
• Renzo keeps the disappearance of Fichael secret from Flammy by shoving her in a closet and locking her in there.
• The reveal that Bazarack's real last name is actually "Finklestein", coming from Scootie seeing it printed on his underwear.
• Bazarack sings a hilarious and catchy musical number about how Renzo is a villainous warlord and colonist, who destroyed the indigenous alien culture, stole their wealth, and ravaged their resources. This show-stopping Broadway performance of his is so good, that he gets rewarded with a bouquet of flowers for it.
  Bazarack: [singing] Your daddy is an evil asshole!
• Bazarack waxes Fichael's genitals and rips his pubes off.
• Renzo sits around in a room with Dome City's top scientists so that they can all put their heads together and think of a plan on how to get Fichael back from Bazarack. Barry suggests he use his shrink ray to shrink himself down to size and then insert himself into Renzo's anus. Renzo asks how this is going to help get Fichael back and Barry responds that he has no idea and just just pitching this idea for no reason.
• Out of absolutely nowhere, Fichael severs Bazarack's head. ^note Keep in mind, Fichael didn't know Bazarack's species could regenerate heads, so as far as he knew, he was fatally decapitating the very man he had just promised to help.
• Scootie stands at the entrance to Dome City, with his dick hanging out, loudly announcing how he went the entire mission without losing his penis. Just then, the doors of Dome City close on his dick and chop it off, making him scream in absolute pain and agony.

Robot Revolution

• Barry gives CPR to Scootie's severed dick, essentially giving him a blowjob.
• Scootie undergoes surgery to get a new robotic dick but Barry gives him a tiny little robo-chode that doesn't even compare to how big his original dick was.
  Scootie: Can I get a black or Pacific Islander doctor in here?
• Renzo has Barry reprogram the severed head of Bazarack to sing Cotton-Eyed Joe.
• Bazarack's head regenerates but it has to go through his entire lifespan again. Currently, Bazarack's head is in its teenage phase, making him act extremely hormonal and emotionally unstable.
  Clitaurus: Okay, Bazarack. It's time to put the rubber bands on your braces.
  Bazarack: GET OUT OF MY ROOM OR I'M GUNNA KILL MYSELF!
• Bazarack tries on a bunch of different hats from a magazine that a chaos-celot forced him to sign up for. He admits that he actually kind of likes them, including a hat that shows an old lady flashing her pubes to everybody.
• Scootie can play Oregon Trail on his penis.
• Barry brings out a literal chick magnet, which he's not allowed to use anymore, as it would be sexual harassment. ^note He uses it later in the episode so that he can kidnap and rape a stripper.
• Barry has a form that allows him permission to watch all of Scootie's sexual encounters.
• Mal goes into a virtual reality world to play with a bunch of puppy dogs.
• Principal Carter announces that he's going to someday see Val's so-called "boil" under her bag, which is his one and only character drive. He then laughs maniacally over it only to get interrupted by a kindergartener, who's telling him that he's in front of his cubby.
  Carter: What the hell do you want?
  Kid: You're ... in front of my cubby.
  Carter: Oh, sorry.
• Scootie gets sent to the robot district, where he's approached by the big bad of the gang; a colossal death robot named Slag, who plans on giving him some trouble. Slag threatens to give Scootie "The Slag Slam". However, when asked what this "Slag Slam" is, Slag can't come up with an answer, realizing that he's always been threatening to give people his signature attack move for years but has never actually done it.
• Flammy wears a Renzo mask, while she has sex with her husband. Apparently, Renzo is so in love with himself, he needs Flammy to role-play as him during sex.
• In the absence of Pantsbot, Renzo and Fichael are forced to put on their pants by themselves and realize they have no idea how to do so. Fichael messes up the process of clothing his legs immensely, when he somehow winds up with his pants on his head.
• Renzo throws Vibratorbot back into the bedroom so that he can pleasure Flammy for him.
• Bazarack wears a hat that has a choo choo train driving in circles around it. Gorpzorp compliments his unorthodox hat, by calling it "stupid", which offends Bazarack. Bazarack tells him that unlike all of his other crazy hats, he didn't order this one online. Instead, his dead mother gave it to him in her will. Gorpzorp sits there, feeling like an asshole for a minute.
• When all the robots go on strike, this includes Mrs. Radcliffe's artificial heart, which rips out of her chest and runs off, killing her.
• Art is considered a felony in Dome City. One of the kids gets arrested for making macaroni art by a police officer who was in disguise as a fellow classmate.
  Kid: I trusted you, Tito! We played blocks together, you son of a bitch!
• Zobo starts speaking English in the absence of Fichael, which shocks Billy so much that his dog ears stick up.
  Zobo: Ugh, I thought that meaty ape would never leave.
  Billy: You look like baby but you sound like man.
  Zobo: And you look like your mother fucked the entire circus.
• Zobo takes Billy down to the strip club, where Billy starts to have his first sexual awakening from being around all the strippers. As an innocent little creature, Billy doesn't entirely understand his feelings.
  Billy: Uh, why Billy's dingus get hard like Play-Doh left in sun, hey?
• Scootie makes a speech about his robot rebellion to all of the other robots in the district. He quickly decides that his speech is gunna be way too long, so he just air-drops the entire thing to everyone instantly. After mere nanoseconds of processing Scootie's entire speech, all the robots cheer as though he just finished saying his speech in person.
• The children of T.T. Barr Elementary all breaking into Principal Carter's room and beat the ever-loving shit out of him until he goes bloody.
• Clitaurus bust his butt, putting together a band of rock and roll squid for Bazarack, (finding an undiscovered planet where squid weren't extinct yet, spending thousands of years teaching them music, cloning himself just before death to keep himself alive for all that time, clawing himself back to normal from the edge of insanity) only for Bazarack to change his mind about it later and tell him he wants nothing to do with the rock and roll squid.
  Clitaurus: I proudly present to you, after living countless lives of torment, Rock and Roll Squid!
  Bazarack: ... Yeah, get them out of here.
• Zobo causes complete and utter chaos in the strip club, causing bar fights, people to get lit on fire, people to vomit all over the floor, and for a bunch of clowns to come in and start throwing pies in people's faces, teleporting rock and roll squid into the strip club to sing a banger of a rock song, bringing Pablo's Pussy Playground into a vat of complete and total chaos until it gets burned down to the ground.
• Billy cums after seeing a woman's shaved pussy, (which he erroneously believes she pees out of).
• It's revealed that Siamese twins, Val and Mal, have a secret, underdeveloped conjoined triplet brother named Sal, who grows in between their boobs. They get annoyed with his complaining so they slice him off and flush him down the toilet.
• Fichael tells Scootie that he's about to be betrayed by his best friend but Scootie reveals that he considers Barry Barris, Easelbot, and Val & Mal to be better friends of his than Fichael.
• The second-highest level on Renzo's bullshit meter is "In my office now, McNulty."
• Bazarack leads his parade of alien minions into their invasion of Dome City but because he wasted so much time, the shields start to go up before he can enter the jurisdiction, so Bazarack tries to rush the parade by whipping his dragon just a bit too hard, angering it into bucking him off, where he lands on a drum and bounces back into the dragon's butthole, which then leads to the dragon turning around and shitting Bazarack out, straight into the energy dome, where he gets electrocuted, leaving Bazarack as a failure, covered in dragon feces.

Save the Reaper Demons

• There's an animal rights campaign commercial, not for any suffering animals, but for the Reaper Demons, who are a species of colossal demon behemoths, who are not only completely safe from being killed but murder a bunch of innocent endangered creatures, themselves.
  Narrator: Many people don't know this poor, hungry creature is on the verge of extinction. I'm speaking, of course, about the Reaper Demon. These innocent creatures and shrieking nightmarishly for your love.
• Renzo tries to call up the idiot who founded the Reaper Demon charity, only to find out it's Fichael.
  Renzo: Who the hell is dumb enough to start a foundation for the Reaper Demons? I'm callnig that number and giving that idiot a piece of my mind.
  [Renzo calls the number as Fichael walks in]
  Fichael: [answers the phone] Save the Reaper Demons.
  Renzo: Fichael! Keep it down, I'm trying to talk to this dumbass!
  Fichael: Dad, keep it down. I'm trying to talk to this dumbass!
• Renzo summons a domestic violence robot to beat up Fichael and burn him with cigarettes.
  Domestic Violencebot: I'm only doing this cuz I'm angry at myself.
• Flammy turns out to be cheating on Renzo with President Banana.
  President Banana: Is the coast clear, baby?
• Bazarack has a military parade, where he shows off the weapons on his scorpion tank, where he can fire missiles out of the machine's penis.
• Bazarack gets drunk and drives right into a pancake house, gets arrested, and later shanked by a bunch of his fellow prisoners.
• Val takes the day off, even though her Siamese twin sister, Mal, is still on the clock. A running gag in this episode is for Mal to do action packed stunts in battle and risk her life fighting Reaper Demons, while Val is in the same scenario, just chilling like she's not even there.
  Mal: COME AND GET ME, YOU REAPER DEMON SON OF A BITCH!!!
  Val: Huh, why is everything wicker these days?
• Billy makes fun of Reaper Demons for being horrible abominations of nature.
• Renzo claims to not be afraid of Reaper Demons, bragging about his courage and greatness, only for a guy in an obviously fake Reaper Demon disguise to casually walk up behind him, politely introduce himself, and scare him out of his wits.
• Billy reveals that he has a vagina on his foot.
  Billy: Why do you think Billy like tapdancing so much?
• Bazarack goes to the DMV to get his drivers license re-instated and does an entire professional photoshoot just for his picture.
• One of the signs at the DMV says, in alienese, "Drive Fast, Die Young".
• Renzo admits that he's been lying to Fichael his whole life about the existence of "Space Pirates", which he confesses was just something he made up as an excuse to pass the buck to, whenever he does something wrong.
  Renzo: There's no such thing as Space Pirates, you idiot!
  Fichael: What!? How could you lie to me all those years?
  Renzo: Um, ... Space Pirates made me do it.
  Fichael: Oh, okay.
• Bazarack tries to bribe his driving instructor into giving him a license for nothing, by grabbing his dick and jerking him off. However, the driving instructor is not appeased by his advances, which just gets Bazarack in trouble for sexual assault.
• Scootie gets his face painted and has fun in the Reaper Demon sanctuary, while his life in in danger.
• Scootie says that he hopes the Reaper Demon kills that fat gap-toothed motherfucker, Fichael, first ... while he's standing right next to Fichael.
• Renzo fears that he's going to die and confesses that he wears women's deodorant, expecting everyone else to start making confessions about their own most embarrassing secrets. However, nobody does and Renzo is just left out to dry.
  Renzo: Real cool, guys ... Real fucking cool!
• Bazarack gets pissed off, when he sees that someone's bumper sticker shows that he voted for "Blark Flarm" and destroys his car.
  Bazarack: Take that, you fucking liberal!
• The driver's-ed teacher starts writing down a bunch of bad reviews about Bazarack. Bazarack gets mad at him and starts writing a bunch of bad stuff back to him, distracting him from the wheel and making him drive right off a cliff.
• Scootie scares Renzo by making a shadow puppet of a Reaper Demon, using his penis and his fingers. Barry comes in to break the fourth wall to explain this visual gag to any visually impaired audience members, on-screen-description style.
  Barry: For our visually impaired viewers, he's using his penis to make the shadow. For our hearing impaired viewers, HE'S USING HIS PENIS TO MAKE THE SHADOW!!!
  Scootie: Barry, you know they can see it, right?
  Barry: Maybe nobody told you but, I'm an idiot.
• Renzo summons the angry midget, Squiggles to go and fight Reapy the Reaper Demon, only for Reapy to immediately eat Squiggles and crap out his skeleton.
• Scootie laughs at all of his friends being in danger of getting killed by Reapy, knowing that since his memory is backed up into the cloud, it doesn't matter if he lives or dies. This is all until the wifi cuts out and now Scootie is actually in danger. Suddenly his sadistic laughter turns into cowardly screams of terror.
• Scootie tells everybody that when he dies, he wants the record to know that at least he died, doing the one thing he loves the most ... getting high off his ass. Scootie then proceeds to snort a bunch of snuffle snarts like it's nobody's business.
• While the Reaper Demon chases Renzo and The S.H.A.T. Squad around the sanctuary, we suddenly get a segment, which parodies all the classic tropes of the chase scenes from the original Scooby Doo. This comes complete with a parody on the cheesy 1960's-70's-style pop music, "My Whole World is You", a Scooby-Dooby Doors segment, and little song breaks of everybody, including Reapy, happily dancing around on stage and singing the song.
  • This all turns out to have all just been a hallucination Scootie had from snorting his snuffle snarts earlier.
• Bazarack fails his drivers test so bad that he ends up crashing through the exact same pancake house he crashed into to lose his license to begin with.
• In the absence of his scorpion tank, Bazarack just drives around in a tricycle for his next annual military parade.
• Val reads White Fragility and concludes that she's a racist.
• Fichael uses a bunch of gifts from the gift shop as a robot suit to fight Reapy and save his friends and family.
  Fichael: Get away from them, you bitch!
• At the end of the episode, Bazarack gets attacked by the Reaper Demon, himself. However, the Reaper Demon is gutted open and murdered from the inside out by Squiggles, who turns out to have survived being swallowed by Reapy the entire time. Even though Squiggles saves Bazarack's life, he still kicks his ass right after that for no particuar reason.

St. Pudchugger's Day

• The name of the holiday is an innuendo, since "Pud" is a British slang term for "Penis".
• Flammy has a long list of all the gross sexual things that she and Renzo are gunna do together on St. Pudchugger's Day, such as "Squash Renzo's nuts in a waffle iron".
  • Fichael was, unfortunately, listening to this, while eating waffles from their waffle iron, leading to him having to throw out his waffles in disgust.
• Renzo goes down to a secret department, where his identical clone is stored away, and make him have sex with Flammy so he won't have to. Unfortunately, Renzo's clone gets randomly crushed to death under a chandelier, ruining his plans.
  Renzo: Why the hell did I put a chandelier in here!? God damn my elegant taste!
• Fichael gets stressed out over asking out Val and deep-throats a bunch of hot dogs.
• Fichael made the mistake of putting mustard on his hot dogs, which Zobo had switched out with "mushed turd".
  Fichael: Who sells this!?
  Scootie: Traitor Joe's. You know white people will buy anything.
  • Out of disgust for consuming mushed turd, Fichael runs around in circles and then slips on a banana peel, making him land head first in the toilet and vomit all over has face in there.
• Fichael asks out Val from inside the toilet and gives her a Pudchugger's card covered in shit. Surprisingly, Val accepts Fichael's Pudchugger's invitation and becomes his girlfriend.
  Mal: What!? How low is your self-esteem?
  Val: Oh, very. I had a romantic dream just like this.
  Barry: I had the same dream. Uh, did yours also end with me killing you both?
  • Barry's hilariously messed up comment at the end is only amplified, when the narrator explains how Barry is completely messed up and Barry is the only person who can hear him.
• Fichael's first date with Val is just about as cringey and embarrassing as possible, as he does tons of stupid things like drawing on the children's menu like a little baby, asking Val questions about wiping her butt and sniffing toilet paper, telling her that sometimes he cuts the eyes out of women in magazines, and ending the date with sexual harassment by randomly kissing Val all over the face without permission.
• Barry is later shown, going on a date with a mop and attempting suicide.
• Bazarack rehashes a joke from the previous episode, calling Billy a "Noah's Arc Looking Motherfucker".
  Bazarack: We did that one, already? We're already running out of these? Oh boy, it's gunna be a long season.
• Bazarack admits that the crotch spikes on his suit of armor gave him lockjaw, when he was trying to piss once.
• Renzo tries to make a clone of himself and ends up making Agent Clappers from Paradise PD, making a fourth-wall joke on how they have the same voice actor.
• Fichael cries to Barry about Val breaking up with him and blows his nose into his cloak.
• Fichael gets the severed head of a severely deranged serial killer attached to his shoulder and all he does is loudly scream and yell the word "CUCUMBER!!!".
• Scootie puts a bong over his head like a space helmet, which he calls his "grasstronaut suit".
• Renzo hires a child actor to play him but the second he gets hired, he already ODs on heroin and passes out.
• Val realizes that the trick Mal had lied to all of her past boyfriends, tricking them into turning themselves into balls of heads so that she'd dump them. Before Fichael, was her college boyfriend, and before him was her high school boyfriend. Val deduces that Mal does this out of jealousy of anything she loves besides herself. Mal denies this and just then, Val's pet cat from earlier in the episode enters, now also a ball of cat heads.
• Bazarack brags about being in an improv group and yet, fails miserably at prank-calling Zobo. Billy, with zero improv experience, makes a prank call, himself, pretending to be a guy named Cletus from a company called "Hodge Brothers Towing" and ends up successfully tricking Zobo, thereby completely blowing Bazarack right out of the water.
• Zobo escapes from his Kill Cube but even after realizing he's been tricked, still tries to go down to Hodge Brothers Towing.
• The ball of heads attempts to flash the nun but because they're just a ball of heads, there's no genitalia to flash her.
  • Fortunately for them, Barry also made a ball out of all their dicks.
• Renzo is about to get assassinated by the ball of heads but because he's about to have sex with Flammy, he begs for death.
• Mal wet-willies the last head to death by jamming her entire arm straight through his head, blowing his brains out.
• Flammy sits on a giant talking cucumber and achieves orgasm.
• Before saving Billy, Fichael and Zobo have a long discussion about Zobo's backstory and role on the team. The whole time, they ignore Billy completely, as he gets closer and closer to death.
  Billy: Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt but Billy want to say goodbye because he's dying in three secondses.
• It's revealed that this entire time, the narrator was just Billy doing an impression when auditioning for Bazarack's improv group.
  Billy: See? Billy's impressionses are good, yes!

The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins

• An alien family tries to sneak across the border to get into Dome City. The alien father stresses the importance of all the city's resources; cable TV, rotary clubs, jumbo shrimp, topless maids, and to a lesser degree, a cure for his son's space lupis.
• Renzo makes a racist rant about how much he hates aliens, only for this to immediately be followed by him jerking off to alien porn.
• Renzo has an asthma attack and starts making hilarious hacking and gagging noises.
• Renzo swallows Tammy Tentacles' squart, which gets him pregnant.
• Zobo reminds Renzo of the nursery rhyme he should have followed to avoid swallowing squarts.
  Zobo: If it's tart, spit that squart. If it's frothy, that's also a squart.
• Renzo makes the high-IQ joke, saying that he's "as pregnant as a pause in a Harold Pinter play" but Zobo doesn't find this amusing, as it's too smart for him.
  Renzo: Read a book, motherfucker!
  • Zobo prides himself on telling a much funnier bait-and-switch joke after this and punctuates his killer zinger by blasting an airhorn.
  Renzo: Sorry about strangling you.
  Zobo: It's okay. Mood swings are to be expected.
  Renzo: Because I'm pregnant?
  Zobo: No, because you're an asshole.
• Mal tells Fichael to kill himself and fuck his mother. Barry hears this and tells himself to do the same.
• One of Fichael's first acts as czar is to eat pizza out of the trashcan.
• Fichael takes a bath in a tub full of grape Kool-Aid and then drinks his own bath water.
• Needing an idea for infiltrating Dome City, Bazarack waits for inspiration to hit him and then gets crushed by a falling stalactite.
• Bazarack's evil lair is so expensive, that he has to share rent with another alien. This alien is a sweet old lady named Agnes, who's always cooking up a nice little meal, while Bazarack cooks up his big evil plans.
• Bazarack treats Gorpzorp like a dog and locks him in a cage.
  Gorpzorp: I am not a pet! I am a scientist, dammit!
• Bazarack jokes about Clitaurus' father dying, assuming that such an event never occurred, only for Clitaurus to reveal to him that his father actually did die ... of space lupis, no less.
• Zobo blasts the announcer for Extreme Border Patrol with a truth blaster, which gets him to insult the gladiators on the show. After this happens, the gladiators all beat the shit out of him and send his bloody body falling into a pit of fire.
• Flobby and Belzert get into an argument with the sun. Belzert tries staring the sun down, which causes his eyes to pop.
  Flobby: You'd better hide behind that cloud, you big orange son of a bitch! And stop sending them scary ground ghosts to chase me around!
• Scootie gets sick and tired of playing the royal fanfare for Fichael every time he enters a room and eventually just shoves it up his ass.
• Fichael tries to show everyone his initiation video but accidentally shows them a video of him playing with his tiny penis with googly eyes on it and portraying at as a little puppet named "Mr. Stumpy".
• A throwaway line of dialogue suggests that Flobby beat his son. ^note It's not really possible for Flobby to even have a son, considering the intellectoid's offspring are all just full-grown clones of themselves, so this can just be chalked up to Rule of Funny.
• It wasn't until Fichael was 30 years old, that he learned humans only have one butthole and that touching nipples is not an appropriate way of greeting someone.
• Billy knew right away that Daddy O'Baggins was actually Bazarack and pointed it out numerous times in the episode, only to be completely ignored by everybody.
• Bazarack drinks his first-ever pumpkin spice latte and goes on a magical acid trip through pumpkin land, where he motorboats a dancing pumpkin's buttcheeks.
• Bazarack points to Clitaurus' house on a map of Farzar, not knowing it's an interactive bomb-launching map. This causes for a nuke to get sent out into the alien slums, where it blows up Clitaurus' house, while he's having a nice dinner with his wife and kids.

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