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"Lend me your eyes! Lend me your ears! Lend me your hea— seriously, Sally, put that down."
Artix's misunderstanding of a Yet Another Christmas Carol plot.
Artix during the Gate Keeper quest cutscene (the one where you're trying to get into the Necromantic University with Zorbak's student ID): "Must... resist... urge... to... vanquish... evil!"
"You've earned the title
Princess Slayer!" "The Clashening" gives us "Eucalyptus!"
When the Mysterious Stranger eats the sun, Lim and Cysero have this little exchange:
Cysero: Look! It's an eclipse!
Lim: I don't think that's how it works—
Cysero: Shut up.
Cysero has a billion other hilarious lines and easter eggs.
Artix's toilet paper advert in "Falconreach Idle".
Artix's list of undead puns.
Galanoth's reaction when The Hero tells him that s/he is a DragonLord.
Your character: Well, I suppose this is the best time to tell you. Galanoth... I am a dragonlord!
Galanoth: WHAT?! YOU?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!
Cysero attempting to eat the Elemental Bacon Orbs because he skipped breakfast.
" The Worst Prank Ever", if you're a soulless jerk.
Four words: San Robin and Roblos.
Your character: OK, I give. Why does your costume have cheese on it?
San Robin: I don't understand the question.
Your character: You're dressed like Cheese Man or something. Why would you do that?
See? I told you it was weird.
Roblos: CHEESE IS NOT A FRUIT!
San Robin: HEY, MISTER! DON'T YOU GO INSULTING CHEESE LIKE THAT!
The player's character on the dining habits of one particular antagonist. The fact that they say it to another antagonist they're trying to get information from, who agrees that this is just terrible makes it even funnier.
"She tried to eat me, and she didn't even have the decency to use ketchup!"
Lets just say that your attempts to hatch your dragon's egg doesn't really go anywhere.......... Except for giving more or less the exact same method of "Hatching" things When you're stuck in a block of ice.
In Book 3, Dragon Hatches YOU.