The overly long conversation with the hooded Regulators bickering over how they can't see anything due to the poor quality of their hoods:
Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett: Now, unless they start shootin' first, nobody shoot 'em. That's way too simple for these jokers. We're gonna whup that nigger lover to death. And I'm gonna personally strip and clip that garboon myself.
[he puts on his mask]
Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett: Damn, I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing!
Bag Head #1: We ready or what?
Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett: Aw, hold on, I'm fuckin' with my eye holes. [he rips the material around his eye hole] Oh. Oh, shit. I just made it worse. [he takes off his mask]
Tennessee Redfish: Who made this goddamn shit?
O.B.: Willard's wife.
Willard: Well, make your own goddamn masks!
Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett: Look, nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did!
Tennessee Redfish: Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!
O.B.: What about you, Robert? Can you see?
Robert: Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I'm ridin' blind.
[one of the men takes off his mask and tries to rip a larger eye hole]
Bag Head #2: Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?
Bag Head #3: No! Nobody brought an extra bag!
Bag Head #2: I'm just askin'!
O.B.: Do we have to wear 'em when we ride?
Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett: Oh, well, shitfire! If you don't wear 'em as you ride up, that just defeats the purpose!
Tennessee Redfish: Well, I can't see in this fuckin' thing! I can't breathe in this fuckin' thing, and I can't ride in this fuckin' thing! [he takes the mask off]
Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett: Now, look, let's not forget why we're here. We got a killer nigger over that hill there! And we gotta make a lesson out of him.
Bag Head #2: Okay, I'm confused. Are the bags on or off?
Robert: I think we all think the bag was a nice idea. But, not pointin' any fingers, they coulda been done better. So how about no bags this time, but next time we do the bags right and then we go full regalia.
Tennessee Redfish: You get my vote, Robert. [everyone takes off their masks]
Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett: Wait a minute! I didn't say "no bags"!
Bag Head #2: But nobody can see.
Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett: So?
Bag Head #2: So it'd be nice to see.
Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:
Goddamn it, this is a raid! I can't see, you can't see — so what?!
All that matters is can the fuckin' horse
see! That's a raid!
Django and Schultz's first meeting with Candie's lawyer.
- When they are riding dramatically over the hill, if you watch and listen closely, you'll notice that one of them actually falls off his horse as they're galloping down the hill.
Schultz: Anything else about Mr Candie I should know before I meet him?
Moguy: Yes, he is a bit of a Francophile.
Schultz: What civilized people aren't?
Moguy: And he prefers Monsieur Candie to Mr Candie.
Schultz: (in French) Whatever he prefers.
Moguy: He doesn't speak French. Don't speak French to him, it'll embarrass him.
- And then there's this exchange, which is quite dark when you think about it:
Moguy: Calvin and I were about eleven when we went to boarding school together. One could almost say I was raised to be Calvin's lawyer.
Django: (under his breath) One could almost say you a nigger.