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* TheStinger. "Who ''was'' that nigger?"
* Meta example: A fanmade FullyAutomaticClipShow of every N-word in the movie was met with this witty Youtube comment: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4NwvUqQr0&lc=UghLPiTWhd_7n3gCoAEC "Is this Lil Wayne's new single?"]]
** Another snarky [=YouTube=] comment: in a video showing Tarantino's aforementioned CreatorCameo ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGFjt2aaOg0 seen here]]), one commenter chimed in with "That's Hollywood: In order to get a good part you need to [[{{Pun}} blow the director]]."
* Meta example: A fanmade FullyAutomaticClipShow of every N-word in the movie was met with this witty Youtube comment: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4NwvUqQr0&lc=UghLPiTWhd_7n3gCoAEC "Is this Lil Wayne's new single?"]]
** Another snarky [=YouTube=] comment: in a video showing Tarantino's aforementioned CreatorCameo ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGFjt2aaOg0 seen here]]), one commenter chimed in with "That's Hollywood: In order to get a good part you need to [[{{Pun}} blow the director]]."
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* TheStinger. "Who ''was'' that nigger?"
* Meta example: A fanmade FullyAutomaticClipShow of every N-word in the movie was met with this witty Youtube comment: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4NwvUqQr0&lc=UghLPiTWhd_7n3gCoAEC "Is this Lil Wayne's new single?"]]
** Another snarky [=YouTube=] comment: in a video showing Tarantino's aforementioned CreatorCameo ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGFjt2aaOg0 seen here]]), one commenter chimed in with "That's Hollywood: In order to get a good part you need to [[{{Pun}} blow the director]]."nigger?"
* Meta example: A fanmade FullyAutomaticClipShow of every N-word in the movie was met with this witty Youtube comment: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4NwvUqQr0&lc=UghLPiTWhd_7n3gCoAEC "Is this Lil Wayne's new single?"]]
** Another snarky [=YouTube=] comment: in a video showing Tarantino's aforementioned CreatorCameo ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGFjt2aaOg0 seen here]]), one commenter chimed in with "That's Hollywood: In order to get a good part you need to [[{{Pun}} blow the director]]."
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'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, I miss you, like a-- like a hog miss slop! Like a, a baby, miss mammy's titty! I miss you, like I misses a rock in my shoe. Now, I ask you: who this nigger on that nag?\\
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'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, I miss you, like a-- like a hog miss slop! Like a, a baby, miss mammy's titty! [[StealthInsult I miss you, like I misses a rock in my shoe. shoe.]] Now, I ask you: who this nigger on that nag?\\
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'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, I miss you, like a-- like a hog miss slop! Like a, a baby, miss mammy's titty! I miss you, [[StealthInsult like I misses a rock in my shoe.]] Now, I ask you: who this nigger on that nag?\\
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'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, I miss you, like a-- like a hog miss slop! Like a, a baby, miss mammy's titty! I miss you, [[StealthInsult like I misses a rock in my shoe.]] shoe. Now, I ask you: who this nigger on that nag?\\
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*** '''Schultz''': "...In other words, Marshall...you owe me 200 dollars."
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** There's something darkly funny in how ridiculously ''gory'' Dicky's getting shot is. You expect some blood flying but when he gets shot his blood erupts like someone had found oil there.
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'''Sharp:''' Alright, folks, calm down! Go about your business. ''[levels shotgun at the doors]'' These jokers will be gone soon. ''[Schultz and Django come outside]'' Now, why y'all wanna come into my town and start trouble, and...scare all these nice people? ''[Schultz walks towards the sheriff and stretches his right hand out as if to shake the sheriff's hand]'' You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ass?\\
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'''Sharp:''' Alright, folks, calm down! Go about your business. ''[levels shotgun at the doors]'' These jokers will be gone soon. ''[Schultz and Django come outside]'' Now, why y'all wanna come into my town and start trouble, and... scare all these nice people? ''[Schultz walks towards the sheriff and stretches his right hand out as if to shake the sheriff's hand]'' You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ass?\\
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** When Schultz is about to finish Bill Sharp take a look at Pete, the bartender, he looks away from it a good few seconds ''before'' Schultz pulls the trigger.
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*** '''Schultz''': "...In short...you owe me 200 dollars."
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*** '''Schultz''': "...In short...other words, Marshall...you owe me 200 dollars."
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*** '''Schultz''': "...In short...you owe me 200 dollars."
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* [[OverlyLongGag The overly long conversation]] with the hooded Regulators [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=843Q5-6j5Zw bickering over how they can't see anything due to the poor quality of their hoods]]:
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* [[OverlyLongGag The overly long conversation]] with the hooded Regulators [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=843Q5-6j5Zw com/watch?v=jjaN52FhRjk bickering over how they can't see anything due to the poor quality of their hoods]]:
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--> '''Schultz:''' ''[chipper tone]'' [[StuffBlowingUp Auf Wiedersehen!]]
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--> '''Schultz:''' Anything else about Mr Candie I should know before I meet him?\\
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---> '''Moguy:''' Calvin and I were about eleven when we went to boarding school together. One could almost say I was ''raised ''to be Calvin's lawyer.\\
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-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' Good morning, innkeeper! ''[the bartender is standing on a chair, changing a candle in the chandelier]'' Two beers for two weary travelers.\\
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-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' I hear at least two of them are overseeing up in Gatlinburg, but I don't know where. That means we visit every plantation in Gatlinburg till we find them. And when we find them, you point them out, and I kill them. You do that, I agree to give you your freedom, twenty-five dollars per Brittle brother, that's seventy-five dollars... ''[notices the Sheriff approaching and smiles]'' ...and as if on cue, here comes the Sheriff.\\
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''[Schultz walks around the wounded sheriff, aims his Derringer at his head, and shoots him again, and his body stops writhing. Everyone immediately runs away screaming. As you watch, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent one woman can be seen frantically hobbling away on a single crutch while another just faints on the spot]]. Schultz turns to the bartender.]''\\
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''[Schultz walks around the wounded sheriff, aims his Derringer at his head, and shoots him again, and his body stops writhing. Everyone immediately runs away screaming. As you watch, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent one One woman can be seen frantically hobbling away on a single crutch while another just faints on the spot]]. Schultz turns to the bartender.]''\\
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--> '''Schultz:''' ''(chipper tone]'' [[StuffBlowingUp Auf Wiedersehen!]]
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--> '''Schultz:''' ''(chipper ''[chipper tone]'' [[StuffBlowingUp Auf Wiedersehen!]]
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* The slave girl at Big Daddy's plantation pointing out the smoke-house "where Big Daddy hangs all his dead meat. [[BaitAndSwitch Poor little squirrels]]."
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'''Django:''' That's [[DirtyCoward him hightailing it across the field.]] ''[cut to exactly that]''\\
'''Schultz:''' ''[pulls out rifle and lines up his shot]'' Are you sure?\\
'''Schultz:''' ''[pulls out rifle and lines up his shot]'' Are you sure?\\
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'''Django:''' That's He's the one [[DirtyCoward him hightailing it across the field.field right now.]] ''[cut to exactly that]''\\
'''Schultz:''' ''[pulls out rifle and lines up his shot]'' Are yousure?\\sure that's him?\\
'''Schultz:''' ''[pulls out rifle and lines up his shot]'' Are you
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'''Schultz:''' You're sure ''what?''\\
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'''Schultz:''' You're sure Yes ''what?''\\
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* Schultz's reaction [hen he discovers Django's wife has a German name.
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* Schultz's reaction [hen when he discovers Django's wife has a German name.
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* During Schultz's EstablishingCharacterMoment scene he absentmindedly asks one of the slaves to hold his gun while he fumbles with other things. The slave's face when he's handed a loaded weapon is priceless.
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* During Schultz's EstablishingCharacterMoment scene scene, he absentmindedly asks one of the slaves to hold his gun while he fumbles with other things. The slave's face when he's handed a loaded weapon is priceless.
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'''Dicky:''' ([[LargeHam Screams as loud as he possibly can]]).
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'''Dicky:''' ([[LargeHam Screams ''[[[LargeHam screams as loud as he possibly can]]).can]]]''
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-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' Good morning, innkeeper! ''[The bartender is standing on a chair, changing a candle in the chandelier]'' Two beers for two weary travelers.\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' It's still a bit early. We won't be open for another hour. By then, we'll be servin' breakfast. ''[turns around and immediately recoils upon seeing Django]'' Oh, shit! Woh! Woh! Woh! Woh! ''[the swinging chandelier conks him in the back of the head. Pete doesn't notice]'' What the hell do you think you're doing, boy?! Get that nigger out of here! ''[Schultz stares at Pete]''\\
''GilliganCut to the bartender bursting out of the saloon, running for his life''\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Help! Help!\\
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' ''[comes out the front doors]'' Innkeeper! Remember, get the Sheriff, not the Marshal!\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Sheriff! Sheriff! ''[Schultz walks back into the saloon]''\\
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' Alas. Now we must act as our own bartender.
** At the end of Schultz's conversation as he is setting some terms for Django to agree to with regards to the Brittle brothers:
-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' I hear at least two of them are overseeing up in Gatlinburg, but I don't know where. That means we visit every plantation in Gatlinburg till we find them. And when we find them, you point them out, and I kill them. You do that, I agree to give you your freedom, twenty-five dollars per Brittle brother, that's seventy-five dollars...''[notices the Sheriff approaching and smiles]''...and as if on cue, here comes the Sheriff.\\
''[The sheriff comes in, carrying a shotgun in his right hand]''\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' It's still a bit early. We won't be open for another hour. By then, we'll be servin' breakfast. ''[turns around and immediately recoils upon seeing Django]'' Oh, shit! Woh! Woh! Woh! Woh! ''[the swinging chandelier conks him in the back of the head. Pete doesn't notice]'' What the hell do you think you're doing, boy?! Get that nigger out of here! ''[Schultz stares at Pete]''\\
''GilliganCut to the bartender bursting out of the saloon, running for his life''\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Help! Help!\\
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' ''[comes out the front doors]'' Innkeeper! Remember, get the Sheriff, not the Marshal!\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Sheriff! Sheriff! ''[Schultz walks back into the saloon]''\\
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' Alas. Now we must act as our own bartender.
** At the end of Schultz's conversation as he is setting some terms for Django to agree to with regards to the Brittle brothers:
-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' I hear at least two of them are overseeing up in Gatlinburg, but I don't know where. That means we visit every plantation in Gatlinburg till we find them. And when we find them, you point them out, and I kill them. You do that, I agree to give you your freedom, twenty-five dollars per Brittle brother, that's seventy-five dollars...''[notices the Sheriff approaching and smiles]''...and as if on cue, here comes the Sheriff.\\
''[The sheriff comes in, carrying a shotgun in his right hand]''\\
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-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' Good morning, innkeeper! ''[The ''[the bartender is standing on a chair, changing a candle in the chandelier]'' Two beers for two weary travelers.\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' It's still a bit early. We won't be open for another hour. By then, we'll be servin' breakfast. ''[turns around and immediately recoils upon seeing Django]'' Oh, shit!Woh! Woh! Woh! Woh! ''[the Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! ''[The swinging chandelier conks him in the back of the head. Pete doesn't notice]'' notice.]'' What the hell do you think you're doing, boy?! Get that nigger out of here! ''[Schultz stares at Pete]''\\
''GilliganCut ''[GilliganCut to the bartender bursting out of the saloon, running for his life''\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:'''life]''\\
'''Pete:''' Help! Help!\\
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' '''Schultz:''' ''[comes out the front doors]'' Innkeeper! Remember, get the Sheriff, sheriff, not the Marshal!\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:'''marshal!\\
'''Pete:''' Sheriff! Sheriff! ''[Schultz walks back into the saloon]''\\
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' '''Schultz:''' Alas. Now we must act as our own bartender.
** At the end of Schultz'sconversation conversation, as he is setting some terms for Django to agree to with regards to the Brittle brothers:
-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' I hear at least two of them are overseeing up in Gatlinburg, but I don't know where. That means we visit every plantation in Gatlinburg till we find them. And when we find them, you point them out, and I kill them. You do that, I agree to give you your freedom, twenty-five dollars per Brittle brother, that's seventy-five dollars... ''[notices the Sheriff approaching andsmiles]''...smiles]'' ...and as if on cue, here comes the Sheriff.\\
''[The ''[the sheriff comes in, carrying a shotgun in his right hand]''\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' It's still a bit early. We won't be open for another hour. By then, we'll be servin' breakfast. ''[turns around and immediately recoils upon seeing Django]'' Oh, shit!
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:'''
'''Pete:''' Help! Help!\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:'''
'''Pete:''' Sheriff! Sheriff! ''[Schultz walks back into the saloon]''\\
** At the end of Schultz's
-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' I hear at least two of them are overseeing up in Gatlinburg, but I don't know where. That means we visit every plantation in Gatlinburg till we find them. And when we find them, you point them out, and I kill them. You do that, I agree to give you your freedom, twenty-five dollars per Brittle brother, that's seventy-five dollars... ''[notices the Sheriff approaching and
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''[The sheriff walks out through the front doors, where we see that a group of townspeople have assembled, watching him]''\\
'''Sheriff Bill Sharp:''' Alright, folks, calm down! Go about your business. ''[levels shotgun at the doors]'' These jokers will be gone soon. ''[Schultz and Django come outside]'' Now, why y'all wanna come into my town and start trouble, and...scare all these nice people? ''[Schultz walks towards the sheriff and stretches his right hand out as if to shake the sheriff's hand]'' You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ass?\\
''[A small Derringer promptly pops up in Schultz's right hand and he shoots the Sheriff in the stomach. The sheriff drops his shotgun and falls on his back, clutching the bullet wound. The assembled crowd stands there, dumbstruck]''\\
'''Pedestrian:''' What'd you just do to our sheriff? ''[Schultz walks around the wounded sheriff, aims his Derringer at his head, and shoots him again, and his body stops writhing. Everyone immediately runs away screaming. As you watch, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent one woman can be seen frantically hobbling away on a single crutch while another just faints on the spot]]. Schultz turns to the bartender]''\\
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' ''Now'' you can get the marshal. ''[The bartender runs away]''\\
'''Sheriff Bill Sharp:''' Alright, folks, calm down! Go about your business. ''[levels shotgun at the doors]'' These jokers will be gone soon. ''[Schultz and Django come outside]'' Now, why y'all wanna come into my town and start trouble, and...scare all these nice people? ''[Schultz walks towards the sheriff and stretches his right hand out as if to shake the sheriff's hand]'' You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ass?\\
''[A small Derringer promptly pops up in Schultz's right hand and he shoots the Sheriff in the stomach. The sheriff drops his shotgun and falls on his back, clutching the bullet wound. The assembled crowd stands there, dumbstruck]''\\
'''Pedestrian:''' What'd you just do to our sheriff? ''[Schultz walks around the wounded sheriff, aims his Derringer at his head, and shoots him again, and his body stops writhing. Everyone immediately runs away screaming. As you watch, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent one woman can be seen frantically hobbling away on a single crutch while another just faints on the spot]]. Schultz turns to the bartender]''\\
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' ''Now'' you can get the marshal. ''[The bartender runs away]''\\
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''[A small Derringer promptly pops up in Schultz's right
'''Pedestrian:''' What'd you just do to our
''[Schultz walks around the wounded sheriff, aims his Derringer at his head, and shoots him again, and his body stops writhing. Everyone immediately runs away screaming. As you watch, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent one woman can be seen frantically hobbling away on a single crutch while another just faints on the spot]]. Schultz turns to the
'''Dr. King Schultz:'''
'''Schultz:''' ''Now'' you can get the marshal.
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* The sheer fact that Schultz walks into a town, baits out the sheriff, shoots him in broad daylight, and [[RefugeInAudacity then demands two hundred dollars from the marshall while facing a hundred heavily-armed townsfolk]].
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* The sheer fact that Schultz walks into a town, baits out the sheriff, shoots him in broad daylight, and [[RefugeInAudacity then demands two hundred dollars from the marshall marshal while facing a hundred heavily-armed townsfolk]].
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* Everything Schultz does, really, being something of a HeroicComedicSociopath. While he cold bloodedly murders people, the offhand and cheerful fashion in which he does so is utterly hilarious.
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* Everything Schultz does, really, being something of a HeroicComedicSociopath. While he cold bloodedly cold-bloodedly murders people, the offhand and cheerful fashion in which he does so is utterly hilarious.
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*** The film's costume designer admitted that she had slipped Tarantino a copy of The Blue Boy, leading to the final design.
** Lampshaded by the slave-girl on Big Daddy's plantation: "You mean you ''wanna'' dress like that?!"
** Django's expression when Schultz tells him he can pick out his own outfit. It just screams "Oh, I'll be taking ''full'' advantage of this."
** His badass pose in the outfit as he calls out for John Brittle, coupled with his {{Determinator}} expression. This is made even better a few seconds later, when he grabs the whip [[HoistByHisOwnPetard and starts whipping the white farm hand!]]
* While trying to understand how Django should be treated around Big Daddy's plantation, Betina assumes Big Daddy wants her to "treat him like white folk." No sooner than Schultz nodding in affirmation does Big Daddy enforce a firm no, resulting in an offended glare in his direction.
** Lampshaded by the slave-girl on Big Daddy's plantation: "You mean you ''wanna'' dress like that?!"
** Django's expression when Schultz tells him he can pick out his own outfit. It just screams "Oh, I'll be taking ''full'' advantage of this."
** His badass pose in the outfit as he calls out for John Brittle, coupled with his {{Determinator}} expression. This is made even better a few seconds later, when he grabs the whip [[HoistByHisOwnPetard and starts whipping the white farm hand!]]
* While trying to understand how Django should be treated around Big Daddy's plantation, Betina assumes Big Daddy wants her to "treat him like white folk." No sooner than Schultz nodding in affirmation does Big Daddy enforce a firm no, resulting in an offended glare in his direction.
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*** The film's costume designer admitted that she had slipped Tarantino a copy of The Blue Boy, leading to the final design.
** Lampshaded by Betina, theslave-girl slave woman on Big Daddy's plantation: "You mean you ''wanna'' dress like that?!"
** Django's expression when Schultz tells him he can pick out his own outfit. It justscreams screams, "Oh, I'll be taking ''full'' advantage of this."
** His badass pose in the outfit as he calls out for John Brittle, coupled with his {{Determinator}} expression. This is made even better a few seconds later, when he grabs the whip [[HoistByHisOwnPetard and starts whipping the whitefarm hand!]]
farmhand!]]
* While trying to understand how Django should be treated around Big Daddy's plantation, Betina assumes Big Daddy wants her to "treat him like white folk." No sooner than Schultznodding nods in affirmation does Big Daddy enforce a firm no, resulting in an offended glare in his direction.
** Lampshaded by Betina, the
** Django's expression when Schultz tells him he can pick out his own outfit. It just
** His badass pose in the outfit as he calls out for John Brittle, coupled with his {{Determinator}} expression. This is made even better a few seconds later, when he grabs the whip [[HoistByHisOwnPetard and starts whipping the white
* While trying to understand how Django should be treated around Big Daddy's plantation, Betina assumes Big Daddy wants her to "treat him like white folk." No sooner than Schultz
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'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Damn. I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing!\\
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'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Aw, hold on, I'm fuckin' with my eye holes. ''[he rips the material around his eye hole]'' Oh. Oh, shit. Ah, I just made it worse. ''[he takes off his mask]''\\
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'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Look, nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did!\\
'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!\\
'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!\\
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'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Oh, well, shitfire! If you don't wear 'em as you ride up, that just defeats the purpose!\\
'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Well, I can't see in this fuckin' thing! I can't breathe in this fuckin' thing, and I can't ride in this fuckin' thing! ''[he takes the mask off]''\\
'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Well, I can't see in this fuckin' thing! I can't breathe in this fuckin' thing, and I can't ride in this fuckin' thing! ''[he takes the mask off]''\\
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'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Now, look, let's not forget why we're here. We got a killer nigger over that hill there! And we gotta make a lesson out of him.\\
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'''Tennessee Redfish:''' You get my vote, Robert. ''[everyone takes off their masks]''\\
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Wait a minute! I didn't say "no bags"!\\
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Wait a minute! I didn't say "no bags"!\\
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'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' So?\\
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'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Goddamn it, this is a raid! I can't see, you can't see -- ''so what?!'' All that matters is can the [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] ''horse'' see?! That's a raid!
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--> '''Schultz:''' ''(chipper tone)'' [[StuffBlowingUp auf Wiedersehen!]]
* Schultz's reaction when he discovers Django's wife has a German name.
* Schultz's reaction when he discovers Django's wife has a German name.
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--> '''Schultz:''' ''(chipper tone)'' tone]'' [[StuffBlowingUp auf Auf Wiedersehen!]]
* Schultz's reactionwhen [hen he discovers Django's wife has a German name.
* Schultz's reaction
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*** WordOfGod confirms that Django and Broomhilda are, in fact, meant to be the great ancestors of John Shaft.
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*** WordOfGod confirms that Django and Broomhilda are, in fact, meant to be the great ancestors of John Shaft.
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'''Schultz:''' ''(in French)'' Whatever he prefers.\\
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'''Schultz:''' ''(in French)'' ''[in French]'' Whatever he prefers.\\
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'''Django:''' ''(under his breath)'' One could almost say you's a nigger.
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'''Django:''' ''(under ''[under his breath)'' breath]'' One could almost say you's a nigger.
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(Calvin starts clamoring to get Stephen's attention)\\
'''Stephen:''' ... drag you down here in the mud so fast, it'd make your head spin!\\
'''Stephen:''' ... drag you down here in the mud so fast, it'd make your head spin!\\
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'''Stephen:''' ...
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'''Stephen:''' ({{beat}}) This nigger here!?\\
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'''Stephen:''' ({{beat}}) ''[{{beat}}]'' This nigger here!?\\
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'''Stephen:''' Can't believe you brought a nigger to stay in the big house. Your daddy rollin' over in his goddamn grave right now. ([[FunnyBackgroundEvent continues in the background]]) Niggers in the big house... what kinda shit is that...
** Right after that, Calvin [[ChewingTheScenery bellowing]] "WHERE IS MY BEAUTIFUL '''SISTEEEEERRRRR'''?!?"
** Right after that, Calvin [[ChewingTheScenery bellowing]] "WHERE IS MY BEAUTIFUL '''SISTEEEEERRRRR'''?!?"
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'''Stephen:''' Can't believe you brought a nigger to stay in the big house. Your daddy rollin' over in his goddamn grave right now. ([[FunnyBackgroundEvent ''[[[FunnyBackgroundEvent continues in the background]]) background]]]'' Niggers in the big house... what kinda shit is that...
** Right after that, Calvin [[ChewingTheScenerybellowing]] bellowing]], "WHERE IS MY BEAUTIFUL '''SISTEEEEERRRRR'''?!?"
** Right after that, Calvin [[ChewingTheScenery
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''(Hildy stands in stunned silence, then drops her glass of water, and finally faints)''\\
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* Stephen's expression when Lara says she doesn't want Hildie's whipping scars at the dinner table; he is utterly indignant and almost shocked that she doesn't want to see it.
* The first shootout in Candieland. Schultz just died, the Dragon's been offed, Django is mowing down plantation workers... and there's one guy who bursts through the doorway, gets shot in the leg, and proceeds to get shot again and again without dying. Even funnier was the lawyer screaming for help about them being under attack prior to being shot in the back by Django.
* The first shootout in Candieland. Schultz just died, the Dragon's been offed, Django is mowing down plantation workers... and there's one guy who bursts through the doorway, gets shot in the leg, and proceeds to get shot again and again without dying. Even funnier was the lawyer screaming for help about them being under attack prior to being shot in the back by Django.
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* Stephen's expression when Lara says she doesn't want Hildie's Hildi's whipping scars at the dinner table; he is utterly indignant and almost shocked that she doesn't want to see it.
* The first shootout in Candieland. Schultz has just died, the Dragon's been offed, Django is mowing down plantation workers... and there's one guy who bursts through the doorway, gets shot in the leg, and proceeds to get shot again and again without dying. Even funnierwas is the lawyer screaming for help about them being under attack prior to being shot in the back by Django.
* The first shootout in Candieland. Schultz has just died, the Dragon's been offed, Django is mowing down plantation workers... and there's one guy who bursts through the doorway, gets shot in the leg, and proceeds to get shot again and again without dying. Even funnier
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-->'''Mook 1''': "Holy!"\\
'''Mook 2''': "Shit!"\\
'''Mook 3''': "Son of a--!"\\
'''Mook 4''': "BITCH!"
** What also qualifies as crossing the line twice is a point where Django guns down some {{Mook}}s. One of them isn't instantly killed, and still keeps screaming throughout the fight. [[JustAFleshWound Even after he gets both his]] [[KneeCapping kneecaps shot off]] and has a fat mook fall on top of him, he is still alive by the time Django is forced to surrender! This means he's either the luckiest or ''un''-luckiest of the Mooks in that shootout!
*** An extra amusing moment was when Jesse (the mook in question) first gets his knee shot - [[UnfriendlyFire it was when one of the other mooks accidentally shoots him trying to shoot at Django]].
-->'''Jesse:''' You shot me!! You stupid son-of-a-bitch!\\
'''Mook 2''': "Shit!"\\
'''Mook 3''': "Son of a--!"\\
'''Mook 4''': "BITCH!"
** What also qualifies as crossing the line twice is a point where Django guns down some {{Mook}}s. One of them isn't instantly killed, and still keeps screaming throughout the fight. [[JustAFleshWound Even after he gets both his]] [[KneeCapping kneecaps shot off]] and has a fat mook fall on top of him, he is still alive by the time Django is forced to surrender! This means he's either the luckiest or ''un''-luckiest of the Mooks in that shootout!
*** An extra amusing moment was when Jesse (the mook in question) first gets his knee shot - [[UnfriendlyFire it was when one of the other mooks accidentally shoots him trying to shoot at Django]].
-->'''Jesse:''' You shot me!! You stupid son-of-a-bitch!\\
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-->'''Mook 1''': "Holy!"\\
Holy!\\
'''Mook 2''':"Shit!"\\
Shit!\\
'''Mook 3''':"Son Son of a--!"\\
a--!\\
'''Mook 4''':"BITCH!"
BITCH!
** What also qualifies as crossing the line twice is a point where Django guns down some {{Mook}}s. One of them isn't instantly killed, and still keeps screaming throughout the fight. [[JustAFleshWound Even after he gets both his]] [[KneeCapping kneecaps shot off]] and has a fat mook fall on top of him, he is still alive by the time Django is forced to surrender! This means he's either the luckiest or ''un''-luckiest of theMooks mooks in that shootout!
*** An extra amusing momentwas is when Jesse (the mook in question) first gets his knee shot - -- [[UnfriendlyFire it was when by one of the other mooks accidentally shoots shooting him trying to shoot at Django]].
-->'''Jesse:''' ---->'''Jesse:''' You shot me!! You stupid son-of-a-bitch!\\
'''Mook 2''':
'''Mook 3''':
'''Mook 4''':
** What also qualifies as crossing the line twice is a point where Django guns down some {{Mook}}s. One of them isn't instantly killed, and still keeps screaming throughout the fight. [[JustAFleshWound Even after he gets both his]] [[KneeCapping kneecaps shot off]] and has a fat mook fall on top of him, he is still alive by the time Django is forced to surrender! This means he's either the luckiest or ''un''-luckiest of the
*** An extra amusing moment
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** If you pay attention during the scene, Moguy does not immediately die from Django shooting him. He does die from the half dozen shots that missed Django and instead kept hitting him even though he was laying on the ground.
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** If you pay attention during the scene, Moguy does not immediately die from Django shooting him. He does ''does'' die from the half dozen half-dozen shots that missed Django and instead kept hitting him even though he was laying on the ground.
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* When telling Django about the [=LeQuint=] Dickey Mining Company that he plans to send him to, Stephen brings up how many times he has to mention them before Miss Lara comes up with the idea to send Django there herself.
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* When telling Django about the [=LeQuint=] Dickey Mining Company that he plans to send him to, Stephen brings up how many times he has had to mention them before Miss Lara comes came up with the idea to send Django there herself.
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* [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge Djanjo's over the top ambush on the tracker's cabin]], complete with a gratuitous [[GroinAttack groin attack]].
-->'''Djanjo:''': [[AndThisIsFor D'ARTAGNAN]], [[PrecisionFStrike MOTHERFUCKERS!]]
-->'''Djanjo:''': [[AndThisIsFor D'ARTAGNAN]], [[PrecisionFStrike MOTHERFUCKERS!]]
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* [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge Djanjo's Django's over the top ambush on the tracker's trackers' cabin]], complete with a gratuitous [[GroinAttack groin attack]].
-->'''Djanjo:''': -->'''Django:''' [[AndThisIsFor D'ARTAGNAN]], [[PrecisionFStrike MOTHERFUCKERS!]]
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-->''"Billy Crash, now where were we? Oh, that's right. Last time I seen you, you had your hands on my [[GroinAttack *BANG!*]]"''
** Crash then makes a very [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] until Django gives another bullet to him.
** Crash then makes a very [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] until Django gives another bullet to him.
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-->''"Billy Crash, now where were we? Oh, that's right. Last time I seen you, you had your hands on my [[GroinAttack *BANG!*]]"''
''[[[GroinAttack BANG!]]]''"''
** Crash thenmakes lets out a very [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] until Django gives puts another bullet to in him.
** Crash then
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'''Django''': The "d" is silent, hillbilly. ''(shoots Crash again, who stops moving)''
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'''Django''': The "d" is silent, hillbilly. ''(shoots ''[shoots Crash again, who stops moving)''moving]''
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*** There is also a bit of fridge brilliance in it. Cora most likely has flat shoes as a house worker, while Sheba as mistress has heeled shoes. Likewise, Cora has to do work in the house, so she should be much fitter than Sheba, whose job is to look pretty.
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*** There is also a bit of fridge brilliance in it. Cora most likely has flat shoes as a house worker, while Sheba as a mistress has heeled shoes. Likewise, Cora has to do work in the house, so she should be much fitter than Sheba, whose job is to look pretty.
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'''Django:''' ''(pulls out second gun)'' I count two ''guns'', nigger.
* Stephen's reaction to getting [[KneeCapping knee capped]].
-->'''Stephen:''' ''(sobbing and screaming)'' Oh, you motherfucker! Oh, sweet Jesus, let me kill this nigger!
* The revelation that Stephen can walk and talk just fine and that how he presented himself previously was all an act. It leads the view to expect that one big last brawl is coming between him and Django. Nope.
* Stephen's reaction to getting [[KneeCapping knee capped]].
-->'''Stephen:''' ''(sobbing and screaming)'' Oh, you motherfucker! Oh, sweet Jesus, let me kill this nigger!
* The revelation that Stephen can walk and talk just fine and that how he presented himself previously was all an act. It leads the view to expect that one big last brawl is coming between him and Django. Nope.
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'''Django:''' ''(pulls ''[pulls out second gun)'' gun]'' I count two ''guns'', nigger.
* Stephen's reaction to getting [[KneeCappingknee capped]].
kneecapped]].
-->'''Stephen:'''''(sobbing ''[sobbing and screaming)'' screaming]'' Oh, you motherfucker! Oh, sweet Jesus, let me kill this nigger!
* The revelation that Stephen can walk and talk justfine fine, and that how he presented himself previously was all an act. It leads the view to expect that one big last brawl is coming between him and Django. Nope.
* Stephen's reaction to getting [[KneeCapping
-->'''Stephen:'''
* The revelation that Stephen can walk and talk just
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* Pretty much the entire last couple minutes of the film are a strange mix of funny and awesome, especially when Django calmly walks out of the mansion, puts on his sunglasses, and watches the whole damn thing go up in flames. Capped off by the adorable Broomhilda covering her ears and watching her husband with pride. Django even makes the horse do a "refined" walk while riding it, for both fun and to further piss over the people he just killed.
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* Pretty much the entire last couple minutes of the film are a strange mix of funny and awesome, especially when Django calmly walks out of the mansion, puts on his sunglasses, and watches the whole damn thing go up in flames. Capped flames, capped off by the adorable Broomhilda covering her ears and watching her husband with pride. Django even makes the horse do a "refined" walk while riding it, for both for fun and to further piss over the people he just killed.
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-->"Can't no nigger gunfighter kill all the white folks in the world! They gon' find your black ass! ([[LaughingMad cackles]]) '''''[[SayMyName DJANGOOOO!!!]]'' YOU UPPITY [[CurseCutShort SONUVA-]]''' ('''[[KilledMidSentence BOOOOOM!!!!]]''')"
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-->"Can't no nigger gunfighter kill all the white folks in the world! They gon' find your black ass! ([[LaughingMad cackles]]) ''[[[LaughingMad cackles]]]'' '''''[[SayMyName DJANGOOOO!!!]]'' YOU UPPITY [[CurseCutShort SONUVA-]]''' ('''[[KilledMidSentence BOOOOOM!!!!]]''')"SONUVA-]]'''" ''['''[[KilledMidSentence BOOOOOM!!!!]]''']''
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** He goes on to ask the slave to raise the lantern attached to the gun up a little higher so he can see, resulting in the barrel pointing ''directly at his head''.
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-->'''Dicky Speck:''' What kind of doctor?
-->'''Schultz:''' ''[in a CaptainObvious tone]'' Dentist.
* After Schultz has just brought a horse down and crushed Dicky Speck's leg:
-->'''Schultz:''' If you could keep your caterwauling to a minimum, I'm going to finish my line of inquiry with young Django.
-->'''Dicky:''' ([[LargeHam Screams as loud as he possibly can]]).
* The entire "shooting the sheriff" scene.
-->'''Schultz:''' ''[in a CaptainObvious tone]'' Dentist.
* After Schultz has just brought a horse down and crushed Dicky Speck's leg:
-->'''Schultz:''' If you could keep your caterwauling to a minimum, I'm going to finish my line of inquiry with young Django.
-->'''Dicky:''' ([[LargeHam Screams as loud as he possibly can]]).
* The entire "shooting the sheriff" scene.
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-->'''Dicky Speck:''' What kind of doctor?
-->'''Schultz:'''doctor?\\
'''Schultz:''' ''[in a CaptainObvious tone]'' Dentist.
* After Schultz has just brought a horse down and crushed Dicky Speck'sleg:
leg:
-->'''Schultz:''' If you could keep your caterwauling to a minimum, I'm going to finish my line of inquiry with young Django. \n-->'''Dicky:''' \\
'''Dicky:''' ([[LargeHam Screams as loud as he possiblycan]]).
can]]).
* The entire "shooting the sheriff" scene.
-->'''Schultz:'''
'''Schultz:''' ''[in a CaptainObvious tone]'' Dentist.
* After Schultz has just brought a horse down and crushed Dicky Speck's
-->'''Schultz:''' If you could keep your caterwauling to a minimum, I'm going to finish my line of inquiry with young Django.
'''Dicky:''' ([[LargeHam Screams as loud as he possibly
* The entire "shooting the sheriff" scene.
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-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' Good morning, innkeeper! ''[The bartender is standing on a chair, changing a candle in the chandelier]'' Two beers for two weary travelers.
-->'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' It's still a bit early. We won't be open for another hour. By then, we'll be servin' breakfast. ''[turns around and immediately recoils upon seeing Django]'' Oh, shit! Woh! Woh! Woh! Woh! ''[the swinging chandelier conks him in the back of the head. Pete doesn't notice]'' What the hell do you think you're doing, boy?! Get that nigger out of here! ''[Schultz stares at Pete]''
-->''GilliganCut to the bartender bursting out of the saloon, running for his life''
-->'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Help! Help!
-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' ''[comes out the front doors]'' Innkeeper! Remember, get the Sheriff, not the Marshal!
-->'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Sheriff! Sheriff! ''[Schultz walks back into the saloon]''
-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' Alas. Now we must act as our own bartender.
-->'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' It's still a bit early. We won't be open for another hour. By then, we'll be servin' breakfast. ''[turns around and immediately recoils upon seeing Django]'' Oh, shit! Woh! Woh! Woh! Woh! ''[the swinging chandelier conks him in the back of the head. Pete doesn't notice]'' What the hell do you think you're doing, boy?! Get that nigger out of here! ''[Schultz stares at Pete]''
-->''GilliganCut to the bartender bursting out of the saloon, running for his life''
-->'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Help! Help!
-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' ''[comes out the front doors]'' Innkeeper! Remember, get the Sheriff, not the Marshal!
-->'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Sheriff! Sheriff! ''[Schultz walks back into the saloon]''
-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' Alas. Now we must act as our own bartender.
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-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' Good morning, innkeeper! ''[The bartender is standing on a chair, changing a candle in the chandelier]'' Two beers for two weary travelers.
-->'''Saloontravelers.\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' It's still a bit early. We won't be open for another hour. By then, we'll be servin' breakfast. ''[turns around and immediately recoils upon seeing Django]'' Oh, shit! Woh! Woh! Woh! Woh! ''[the swinging chandelier conks him in the back of the head. Pete doesn't notice]'' What the hell do you think you're doing, boy?! Get that nigger out of here! ''[Schultz stares atPete]''
-->''GilliganCutPete]''\\
''GilliganCut to the bartender bursting out of the saloon, running for hislife''
-->'''Saloonlife''\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Help!Help!
-->'''Dr.Help!\\
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' ''[comes out the front doors]'' Innkeeper! Remember, get the Sheriff, not theMarshal!
-->'''SaloonMarshal!\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Sheriff! Sheriff! ''[Schultz walks back into thesaloon]''
-->'''Dr.saloon]''\\
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' Alas. Now we must act as our own bartender.
-->'''Saloon
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' It's still a bit early. We won't be open for another hour. By then, we'll be servin' breakfast. ''[turns around and immediately recoils upon seeing Django]'' Oh, shit! Woh! Woh! Woh! Woh! ''[the swinging chandelier conks him in the back of the head. Pete doesn't notice]'' What the hell do you think you're doing, boy?! Get that nigger out of here! ''[Schultz stares at
-->''GilliganCut
''GilliganCut to the bartender bursting out of the saloon, running for his
-->'''Saloon
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Help!
-->'''Dr.
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' ''[comes out the front doors]'' Innkeeper! Remember, get the Sheriff, not the
-->'''Saloon
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Sheriff! Sheriff! ''[Schultz walks back into the
-->'''Dr.
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' Alas. Now we must act as our own bartender.
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-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' I hear at least two of them are overseeing up in Gatlinburg, but I don't know where. That means we visit every plantation in Gatlinburg till we find them. And when we find them, you point them out, and I kill them. You do that, I agree to give you your freedom, twenty-five dollars per Brittle brother, that's seventy-five dollars...''[notices the Sheriff approaching and smiles]''...and as if on cue, here comes the Sheriff.
-->''[The sheriff comes in, carrying a shotgun in his right hand]''
-->'''Sheriff Bill Sharp:''' Okay, boys! Fun's over. Come on out.
-->''[The sheriff walks out through the front doors, where we see that a group of townspeople have assembled, watching him]''
-->'''Sheriff Bill Sharp:''' Alright, folks, calm down! Go about your business. ''[levels shotgun at the doors]'' These jokers will be gone soon. ''[Schultz and Django come outside]'' Now, why y'all wanna come into my town and start trouble, and...scare all these nice people? ''[Schultz walks towards the sheriff and stretches his right hand out as if to shake the sheriff's hand]'' You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ass?
-->''[A small Derringer promptly pops up in Schultz's right hand and he shoots the Sheriff in the stomach. The sheriff drops his shotgun and falls on his back, clutching the bullet wound. The assembled crowd stands there, dumbstruck]''
-->'''Pedestrian:''' What'd you just do to our sheriff? ''[Schultz walks around the wounded sheriff, aims his Derringer at his head, and shoots him again, and his body stops writhing. Everyone immediately runs away screaming. As you watch, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent one woman can be seen frantically hobbling away on a single crutch while another just faints on the spot]]. Schultz turns to the bartender]''
-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' ''Now'' you can get the marshal. ''[The bartender runs away]''
-->'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Marshal! Marshal!
-->''[The sheriff comes in, carrying a shotgun in his right hand]''
-->'''Sheriff Bill Sharp:''' Okay, boys! Fun's over. Come on out.
-->''[The sheriff walks out through the front doors, where we see that a group of townspeople have assembled, watching him]''
-->'''Sheriff Bill Sharp:''' Alright, folks, calm down! Go about your business. ''[levels shotgun at the doors]'' These jokers will be gone soon. ''[Schultz and Django come outside]'' Now, why y'all wanna come into my town and start trouble, and...scare all these nice people? ''[Schultz walks towards the sheriff and stretches his right hand out as if to shake the sheriff's hand]'' You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ass?
-->''[A small Derringer promptly pops up in Schultz's right hand and he shoots the Sheriff in the stomach. The sheriff drops his shotgun and falls on his back, clutching the bullet wound. The assembled crowd stands there, dumbstruck]''
-->'''Pedestrian:''' What'd you just do to our sheriff? ''[Schultz walks around the wounded sheriff, aims his Derringer at his head, and shoots him again, and his body stops writhing. Everyone immediately runs away screaming. As you watch, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent one woman can be seen frantically hobbling away on a single crutch while another just faints on the spot]]. Schultz turns to the bartender]''
-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' ''Now'' you can get the marshal. ''[The bartender runs away]''
-->'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Marshal! Marshal!
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-->'''Dr. King Schultz:''' I hear at least two of them are overseeing up in Gatlinburg, but I don't know where. That means we visit every plantation in Gatlinburg till we find them. And when we find them, you point them out, and I kill them. You do that, I agree to give you your freedom, twenty-five dollars per Brittle brother, that's seventy-five dollars...''[notices the Sheriff approaching and smiles]''...and as if on cue, here comes the Sheriff.
-->''[TheSheriff.\\
''[The sheriff comes in, carrying a shotgun in his righthand]''
-->'''Sheriffhand]''\\
'''Sheriff Bill Sharp:''' Okay, boys! Fun's over. Come onout.
-->''[Theout.\\
''[The sheriff walks out through the front doors, where we see that a group of townspeople have assembled, watchinghim]''
-->'''Sheriffhim]''\\
'''Sheriff Bill Sharp:''' Alright, folks, calm down! Go about your business. ''[levels shotgun at the doors]'' These jokers will be gone soon. ''[Schultz and Django come outside]'' Now, why y'all wanna come into my town and start trouble, and...scare all these nice people? ''[Schultz walks towards the sheriff and stretches his right hand out as if to shake the sheriff's hand]'' You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show yourass?
-->''[Aass?\\
''[A small Derringer promptly pops up in Schultz's right hand and he shoots the Sheriff in the stomach. The sheriff drops his shotgun and falls on his back, clutching the bullet wound. The assembled crowd stands there,dumbstruck]''
-->'''Pedestrian:'''dumbstruck]''\\
'''Pedestrian:''' What'd you just do to our sheriff? ''[Schultz walks around the wounded sheriff, aims his Derringer at his head, and shoots him again, and his body stops writhing. Everyone immediately runs away screaming. As you watch, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent one woman can be seen frantically hobbling away on a single crutch while another just faints on the spot]]. Schultz turns to thebartender]''
-->'''Dr.bartender]''\\
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' ''Now'' you can get the marshal. ''[The bartender runsaway]''
-->'''Saloonaway]''\\
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Marshal! Marshal!
-->''[The
''[The sheriff comes in, carrying a shotgun in his right
-->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Bill Sharp:''' Okay, boys! Fun's over. Come on
-->''[The
''[The sheriff walks out through the front doors, where we see that a group of townspeople have assembled, watching
-->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Bill Sharp:''' Alright, folks, calm down! Go about your business. ''[levels shotgun at the doors]'' These jokers will be gone soon. ''[Schultz and Django come outside]'' Now, why y'all wanna come into my town and start trouble, and...scare all these nice people? ''[Schultz walks towards the sheriff and stretches his right hand out as if to shake the sheriff's hand]'' You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your
-->''[A
''[A small Derringer promptly pops up in Schultz's right hand and he shoots the Sheriff in the stomach. The sheriff drops his shotgun and falls on his back, clutching the bullet wound. The assembled crowd stands there,
-->'''Pedestrian:'''
'''Pedestrian:''' What'd you just do to our sheriff? ''[Schultz walks around the wounded sheriff, aims his Derringer at his head, and shoots him again, and his body stops writhing. Everyone immediately runs away screaming. As you watch, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent one woman can be seen frantically hobbling away on a single crutch while another just faints on the spot]]. Schultz turns to the
-->'''Dr.
'''Dr. King Schultz:''' ''Now'' you can get the marshal. ''[The bartender runs
-->'''Saloon
'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' Marshal! Marshal!
* While trying to understand how Django should be treated around Big Daddy's plantation, Betina assumes Big Daddy wants her to "treat him like white folk." No sooner than Schultz nodding in affirmation does Big Daddy enforce a firm no, resulting in an offended glare in his direction.
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-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Now, unless they start shootin' first, nobody shoot 'em. That's way too simple for these jokers. We're gonna whup that nigger lover to death. And I'm gonna personally strip and clip that garboon myself.
-->''[he puts on his mask]''
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Damn. I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing!
-->'''Bag Head #1:''' We ready or what?
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Aw, hold on, I'm fuckin' with my eye holes. ''[he rips the material around his eye hole]'' Oh. Oh, shit. Ah, I just made it worse. ''[he takes off his mask]''
-->'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Who made this goddamn shit?
-->'''O.B.:''' Willard's wife.
-->'''Willard:''' Well, make your own goddamn masks!
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Look, nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did!
-->'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!
-->'''O.B.:''' What about you, Robert? Can you see?
-->'''[[CreatorCameo Robert]]:''' Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I'm ridin' blind.
-->''[one of the men takes off his mask and tries to rip a larger eye hole]''
-->'''[[Creator/JonahHill Bag Head #2]]:''' Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?
-->'''Bag Head #3:''' No! Nobody brought an extra bag!
-->'''Bag Head #2:''' I'm just askin'!
-->'''O.B.:''' Do we have to wear 'em when we ride?
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Oh, well, shitfire! If you don't wear 'em as you ride up, that just defeats the purpose!
-->'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Well, I can't see in this fuckin' thing! I can't breathe in this fuckin' thing, and I can't ride in this fuckin' thing! ''[he takes the mask off]''
-->'''Willard:''' Well, fuck all y'all! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm goin' home!]] Now, I watched my wife work all day gettin' thirty bags together for you ungrateful sons-a-bitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! [[RageQuit From now on, don't ask me or mine for nothin'!]] ''[Willard takes off his mask and rides off in a fury]''
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Now, look, let's not forget why we're here. We got a killer nigger over that hill there! And we gotta make a lesson out of him.
-->'''Bag Head #2:''' Okay, I'm confused. Are the bags on or off?
-->'''Robert:''' I think we all think the bag was a nice idea. But, not pointin' any fingers, they coulda been done better. So how about no bags this time, but next time we do the bags right and then we go full regalia?
-->'''Tennessee Redfish:''' You get my vote, Robert. ''[everyone takes off their masks]''
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Wait a minute! I didn't say "no bags"!
-->'''Bag Head #2:''' But nobody can see.
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' So?
-->'''Bag Head #2:''' So it'd be nice to see.
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Goddamn it, this is a raid! I can't see, you can't see -- ''so what?!'' All that matters is can the [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] ''horse'' see?! That's a raid!
-->''[he puts on his mask]''
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Damn. I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing!
-->'''Bag Head #1:''' We ready or what?
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Aw, hold on, I'm fuckin' with my eye holes. ''[he rips the material around his eye hole]'' Oh. Oh, shit. Ah, I just made it worse. ''[he takes off his mask]''
-->'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Who made this goddamn shit?
-->'''O.B.:''' Willard's wife.
-->'''Willard:''' Well, make your own goddamn masks!
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Look, nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did!
-->'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!
-->'''O.B.:''' What about you, Robert? Can you see?
-->'''[[CreatorCameo Robert]]:''' Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I'm ridin' blind.
-->''[one of the men takes off his mask and tries to rip a larger eye hole]''
-->'''[[Creator/JonahHill Bag Head #2]]:''' Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?
-->'''Bag Head #3:''' No! Nobody brought an extra bag!
-->'''Bag Head #2:''' I'm just askin'!
-->'''O.B.:''' Do we have to wear 'em when we ride?
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Oh, well, shitfire! If you don't wear 'em as you ride up, that just defeats the purpose!
-->'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Well, I can't see in this fuckin' thing! I can't breathe in this fuckin' thing, and I can't ride in this fuckin' thing! ''[he takes the mask off]''
-->'''Willard:''' Well, fuck all y'all! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm goin' home!]] Now, I watched my wife work all day gettin' thirty bags together for you ungrateful sons-a-bitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! [[RageQuit From now on, don't ask me or mine for nothin'!]] ''[Willard takes off his mask and rides off in a fury]''
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Now, look, let's not forget why we're here. We got a killer nigger over that hill there! And we gotta make a lesson out of him.
-->'''Bag Head #2:''' Okay, I'm confused. Are the bags on or off?
-->'''Robert:''' I think we all think the bag was a nice idea. But, not pointin' any fingers, they coulda been done better. So how about no bags this time, but next time we do the bags right and then we go full regalia?
-->'''Tennessee Redfish:''' You get my vote, Robert. ''[everyone takes off their masks]''
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Wait a minute! I didn't say "no bags"!
-->'''Bag Head #2:''' But nobody can see.
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' So?
-->'''Bag Head #2:''' So it'd be nice to see.
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Goddamn it, this is a raid! I can't see, you can't see -- ''so what?!'' All that matters is can the [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] ''horse'' see?! That's a raid!
to:
-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Now, unless they start shootin' first, nobody shoot 'em. That's way too simple for these jokers. We're gonna whup that nigger lover to death. And I'm gonna personally strip and clip that garboon myself.
-->''[hemyself.\\
''[he puts on hismask]''
-->'''Spencermask]''\\
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Damn. I can't see fuckin' shit outta thisthing!
-->'''Bagthing!\\
'''Bag Head #1:''' We ready orwhat?
-->'''Spencerwhat?\\
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Aw, hold on, I'm fuckin' with my eye holes. ''[he rips the material around his eye hole]'' Oh. Oh, shit. Ah, I just made it worse. ''[he takes off hismask]''
-->'''Tennesseemask]''\\
'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Who made this goddamnshit?
-->'''O.shit?\\
'''O.B.:''' Willard'swife.
-->'''Willard:'''wife.\\
'''Willard:''' Well, make your own goddamnmasks!
-->'''Spencermasks!\\
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Look, nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jennydid!
-->'''Tennesseedid!\\
'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better thanthis!
-->'''O.this!\\
'''O.B.:''' What about you, Robert? Can yousee?
-->'''[[CreatorCameosee?\\
'''[[CreatorCameo Robert]]:''' Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I'm ridin'blind.
-->''[oneblind.\\
''[one of the men takes off his mask and tries to rip a larger eyehole]''
-->'''[[Creator/JonahHillhole]''\\
'''[[Creator/JonahHill Bag Head #2]]:''' Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extrabags?
-->'''Bagbags?\\
'''Bag Head #3:''' No! Nobody brought an extrabag!
-->'''Bagbag!\\
'''Bag Head #2:''' I'm justaskin'!
-->'''O.askin'!\\
'''O.B.:''' Do we have to wear 'em when weride?
-->'''Spencerride?\\
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Oh, well, shitfire! If you don't wear 'em as you ride up, that just defeats thepurpose!
-->'''Tennesseepurpose!\\
'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Well, I can't see in this fuckin' thing! I can't breathe in this fuckin' thing, and I can't ride in this fuckin' thing! ''[he takes the maskoff]''
-->'''Willard:'''off]''\\
'''Willard:''' Well, fuck all y'all! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm goin' home!]] Now, I watched my wife work all day gettin' thirty bags together for you ungrateful sons-a-bitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! [[RageQuit From now on, don't ask me or mine for nothin'!]] ''[Willard takes off his mask and rides off in afury]''
-->'''Spencerfury]''\\
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Now, look, let's not forget why we're here. We got a killer nigger over that hill there! And we gotta make a lesson out ofhim.
-->'''Baghim.\\
'''Bag Head #2:''' Okay, I'm confused. Are the bags on oroff?
-->'''Robert:'''off?\\
'''Robert:''' I think we all think the bag was a nice idea. But, not pointin' any fingers, they coulda been done better. So how about no bags this time, but next time we do the bags right and then we go fullregalia?
-->'''Tennesseeregalia?\\
'''Tennessee Redfish:''' You get my vote, Robert. ''[everyone takes off theirmasks]''
-->'''Spencermasks]''\\
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Wait a minute! I didn't say "nobags"!
-->'''Bagbags"!\\
'''Bag Head #2:''' But nobody cansee.
-->'''Spencersee.\\
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:'''So?
-->'''BagSo?\\
'''Bag Head #2:''' So it'd be nice tosee.
-->'''Spencersee.\\
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Goddamn it, this is a raid! I can't see, you can't see -- ''so what?!'' All that matters is can the [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] ''horse'' see?! That's a raid!
-->''[he
''[he puts on his
-->'''Spencer
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Damn. I can't see fuckin' shit outta this
-->'''Bag
'''Bag Head #1:''' We ready or
-->'''Spencer
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Aw, hold on, I'm fuckin' with my eye holes. ''[he rips the material around his eye hole]'' Oh. Oh, shit. Ah, I just made it worse. ''[he takes off his
-->'''Tennessee
'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Who made this goddamn
-->'''O.
'''O.B.:''' Willard's
-->'''Willard:'''
'''Willard:''' Well, make your own goddamn
-->'''Spencer
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Look, nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny
-->'''Tennessee
'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than
-->'''O.
'''O.B.:''' What about you, Robert? Can you
-->'''[[CreatorCameo
'''[[CreatorCameo Robert]]:''' Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I'm ridin'
-->''[one
''[one of the men takes off his mask and tries to rip a larger eye
-->'''[[Creator/JonahHill
'''[[Creator/JonahHill Bag Head #2]]:''' Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra
-->'''Bag
'''Bag Head #3:''' No! Nobody brought an extra
-->'''Bag
'''Bag Head #2:''' I'm just
-->'''O.
'''O.B.:''' Do we have to wear 'em when we
-->'''Spencer
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Oh, well, shitfire! If you don't wear 'em as you ride up, that just defeats the
-->'''Tennessee
'''Tennessee Redfish:''' Well, I can't see in this fuckin' thing! I can't breathe in this fuckin' thing, and I can't ride in this fuckin' thing! ''[he takes the mask
-->'''Willard:'''
'''Willard:''' Well, fuck all y'all! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm goin' home!]] Now, I watched my wife work all day gettin' thirty bags together for you ungrateful sons-a-bitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! [[RageQuit From now on, don't ask me or mine for nothin'!]] ''[Willard takes off his mask and rides off in a
-->'''Spencer
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Now, look, let's not forget why we're here. We got a killer nigger over that hill there! And we gotta make a lesson out of
-->'''Bag
'''Bag Head #2:''' Okay, I'm confused. Are the bags on or
-->'''Robert:'''
'''Robert:''' I think we all think the bag was a nice idea. But, not pointin' any fingers, they coulda been done better. So how about no bags this time, but next time we do the bags right and then we go full
-->'''Tennessee
'''Tennessee Redfish:''' You get my vote, Robert. ''[everyone takes off their
-->'''Spencer
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Wait a minute! I didn't say "no
-->'''Bag
'''Bag Head #2:''' But nobody can
-->'''Spencer
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:'''
-->'''Bag
'''Bag Head #2:''' So it'd be nice to
-->'''Spencer
'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Goddamn it, this is a raid! I can't see, you can't see -- ''so what?!'' All that matters is can the [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] ''horse'' see?! That's a raid!
Changed line(s) 95,100 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Schultz:''' Anything else about Mr Candie I should know before I meet him?
--> '''Moguy:''' Yes, he is a bit of a Francophile.
--> '''Schultz:''' What civilized people aren't?
--> '''Moguy:''' And he prefers Monsieur Candie to Mr. Candie.
--> '''Schultz:''' ''(in French)'' Whatever he prefers.
--> '''Moguy:''' He doesn't speak French. Don't speak French to him, it'll embarrass him.
--> '''Moguy:''' Yes, he is a bit of a Francophile.
--> '''Schultz:''' What civilized people aren't?
--> '''Moguy:''' And he prefers Monsieur Candie to Mr. Candie.
--> '''Schultz:''' ''(in French)'' Whatever he prefers.
--> '''Moguy:''' He doesn't speak French. Don't speak French to him, it'll embarrass him.
to:
--> '''Schultz:''' Anything else about Mr Candie I should know before I meet him?
-->him?\\
'''Moguy:''' Yes, he is a bit of aFrancophile.
-->Francophile.\\
'''Schultz:''' What civilized peoplearen't?
-->aren't?\\
'''Moguy:''' And he prefers Monsieur Candie to Mr.Candie.
-->Candie.\\
'''Schultz:''' ''(in French)'' Whatever heprefers.
-->prefers.\\
'''Moguy:''' He doesn't speak French. Don't speak French to him, it'll embarrass him.
-->
'''Moguy:''' Yes, he is a bit of a
-->
'''Schultz:''' What civilized people
-->
'''Moguy:''' And he prefers Monsieur Candie to Mr.
-->
'''Schultz:''' ''(in French)'' Whatever he
-->
'''Moguy:''' He doesn't speak French. Don't speak French to him, it'll embarrass him.
Changed line(s) 102,103 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Moguy:''' Calvin and I were about eleven when we went to boarding school together. One could almost say I was ''raised ''to be Calvin's lawyer.
--> '''Django:''' ''(under his breath)'' One could almost say you's a nigger.
--> '''Django:''' ''(under his breath)'' One could almost say you's a nigger.
to:
-->
'''Django:''' ''(under his breath)'' One could almost say you's a nigger.
Changed line(s) 105,130 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Calvin:''' Hello, Stephen, my boy!
-->'''Stephen:''' Yeah yeah yeah, hello my ass! Who this nigger up on that nag?
-->'''Calvin:''' Oh, Stephen, now why you so ornery, you miss me?
-->'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, I miss you, like a-- like a hog miss slop! Like a, a baby, miss mammy's titty! I miss you, [[StealthInsult like I misses a rock in my shoe.]] Now, I ask you: who this nigger on that nag?
-->'''Django:''' Hey, Snowball! You wanna know my name or the name of my horse, you ask me.
-->'''Stephen:''' Just who the hell you callin' Snowball, horse boy!? I'll snatch your black ass off that nag...
-->(Calvin starts clamoring to get Stephen's attention)
-->'''Stephen:''' ... drag you down here in the mud so fast, it'd make your head spin!
-->'''Calvin:''' Stephen, Stephen, Stephen! Let's keep it funny. Django here is a free man.
-->'''Stephen:''' ({{beat}}) This nigger here!?
-->'''Calvin:''' That nigger there. Now let me at least introduce the two of you. Django, this is another cheeky black bugger like yourself, Stephen; Stephen, this here is Django. You two ought to hate each other.
-->'''Stephen:''' Calvin, just who the hell is this nigger you feels the need to entertain?
-->'''Calvin:''' Django, and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers, and they are our guests, Stephen. And you, you old decrepit bastard, are to show them every hospitality, you understand that?
-->'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, him I understand, but I don't know why I gotta take lip off this nigger--
-->'''Calvin:''' No, no no no, you don't have to know why. Do you understand?
-->'''Stephen:''' ... Yes sir. I understand.
-->'''Calvin:''' Well, good. They're spendin' the night; go up in the guest bedrooms and get two ready.
-->'''Stephen:''' H--he gon' stay in the big house?!
-->'''Calvin:''' Stephen, he's a ''slaver.'' It's different.
-->'''Stephen:''' ''In'' the big house?!
-->'''Calvin:''' Why, you got a problem with that?
-->'''Stephen:''' Oh, no! I ain't got no problem with it -- if you ain't got no problem with burnin' the bed, the sheets, the pillowcases, and everything else when this black-ass motherfucker's gone!
-->'''Calvin:''' That is my problem; they are mine to burn! Now, your problem right now is makin' a good impression, and I want you to start solvin' that problem right now, and get them goddamn rooms ready!
-->'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, monsieur Candie.
-->'''Calvin:''' Go on, now.
-->'''Stephen:''' Can't believe you brought a nigger to stay in the big house. Your daddy rollin' over in his goddamn grave right now. ([[FunnyBackgroundEvent continues in the background]]) Niggers in the big house... what kinda shit is that...
-->'''Stephen:''' Yeah yeah yeah, hello my ass! Who this nigger up on that nag?
-->'''Calvin:''' Oh, Stephen, now why you so ornery, you miss me?
-->'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, I miss you, like a-- like a hog miss slop! Like a, a baby, miss mammy's titty! I miss you, [[StealthInsult like I misses a rock in my shoe.]] Now, I ask you: who this nigger on that nag?
-->'''Django:''' Hey, Snowball! You wanna know my name or the name of my horse, you ask me.
-->'''Stephen:''' Just who the hell you callin' Snowball, horse boy!? I'll snatch your black ass off that nag...
-->(Calvin starts clamoring to get Stephen's attention)
-->'''Stephen:''' ... drag you down here in the mud so fast, it'd make your head spin!
-->'''Calvin:''' Stephen, Stephen, Stephen! Let's keep it funny. Django here is a free man.
-->'''Stephen:''' ({{beat}}) This nigger here!?
-->'''Calvin:''' That nigger there. Now let me at least introduce the two of you. Django, this is another cheeky black bugger like yourself, Stephen; Stephen, this here is Django. You two ought to hate each other.
-->'''Stephen:''' Calvin, just who the hell is this nigger you feels the need to entertain?
-->'''Calvin:''' Django, and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers, and they are our guests, Stephen. And you, you old decrepit bastard, are to show them every hospitality, you understand that?
-->'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, him I understand, but I don't know why I gotta take lip off this nigger--
-->'''Calvin:''' No, no no no, you don't have to know why. Do you understand?
-->'''Stephen:''' ... Yes sir. I understand.
-->'''Calvin:''' Well, good. They're spendin' the night; go up in the guest bedrooms and get two ready.
-->'''Stephen:''' H--he gon' stay in the big house?!
-->'''Calvin:''' Stephen, he's a ''slaver.'' It's different.
-->'''Stephen:''' ''In'' the big house?!
-->'''Calvin:''' Why, you got a problem with that?
-->'''Stephen:''' Oh, no! I ain't got no problem with it -- if you ain't got no problem with burnin' the bed, the sheets, the pillowcases, and everything else when this black-ass motherfucker's gone!
-->'''Calvin:''' That is my problem; they are mine to burn! Now, your problem right now is makin' a good impression, and I want you to start solvin' that problem right now, and get them goddamn rooms ready!
-->'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, monsieur Candie.
-->'''Calvin:''' Go on, now.
-->'''Stephen:''' Can't believe you brought a nigger to stay in the big house. Your daddy rollin' over in his goddamn grave right now. ([[FunnyBackgroundEvent continues in the background]]) Niggers in the big house... what kinda shit is that...
to:
-->'''Calvin:''' Hello, Stephen, my boy!
-->'''Stephen:'''boy!\\
'''Stephen:''' Yeah yeah yeah, hello my ass! Who this nigger up on thatnag?
-->'''Calvin:'''nag?\\
'''Calvin:''' Oh, Stephen, now why you so ornery, you missme?
-->'''Stephen:'''me?\\
'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, I miss you, like a-- like a hog miss slop! Like a, a baby, miss mammy's titty! I miss you, [[StealthInsult like I misses a rock in my shoe.]] Now, I ask you: who this nigger on thatnag?
-->'''Django:'''nag?\\
'''Django:''' Hey, Snowball! You wanna know my name or the name of my horse, you askme.
-->'''Stephen:'''me.\\
'''Stephen:''' Just who the hell you callin' Snowball, horse boy!? I'll snatch your black ass off thatnag...
-->(Calvinnag...\\
(Calvin starts clamoring to get Stephen'sattention)
-->'''Stephen:''' ...attention)\\
'''Stephen:''' ... drag you down here in the mud so fast, it'd make your headspin!
-->'''Calvin:'''spin!\\
'''Calvin:''' Stephen, Stephen, Stephen! Let's keep it funny. Django here is a freeman.
-->'''Stephen:'''man.\\
'''Stephen:''' ({{beat}}) This niggerhere!?
-->'''Calvin:'''here!?\\
'''Calvin:''' That nigger there. Now let me at least introduce the two of you. Django, this is another cheeky black bugger like yourself, Stephen; Stephen, this here is Django. You two ought to hate eachother.
-->'''Stephen:'''other.\\
'''Stephen:''' Calvin, just who the hell is this nigger you feels the need toentertain?
-->'''Calvin:'''entertain?\\
'''Calvin:''' Django, and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers, and they are our guests, Stephen. And you, you old decrepit bastard, are to show them every hospitality, you understandthat?
-->'''Stephen:'''that?\\
'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, him I understand, but I don't know why I gotta take lip off thisnigger--
-->'''Calvin:'''nigger--\\
'''Calvin:''' No, no no no, you don't have to know why. Do youunderstand?
-->'''Stephen:''' ...understand?\\
'''Stephen:''' ... Yes sir. Iunderstand.
-->'''Calvin:'''understand.\\
'''Calvin:''' Well, good. They're spendin' the night; go up in the guest bedrooms and get twoready.
-->'''Stephen:'''ready.\\
'''Stephen:''' H--he gon' stay in the bighouse?!
-->'''Calvin:'''house?!\\
'''Calvin:''' Stephen, he's a ''slaver.'' It'sdifferent.
-->'''Stephen:'''different.\\
'''Stephen:''' ''In'' the bighouse?!
-->'''Calvin:'''house?!\\
'''Calvin:''' Why, you got a problem withthat?
-->'''Stephen:'''that?\\
'''Stephen:''' Oh, no! I ain't got no problem with it -- if you ain't got no problem with burnin' the bed, the sheets, the pillowcases, and everything else when this black-ass motherfucker'sgone!
-->'''Calvin:'''gone!\\
'''Calvin:''' That is my problem; they are mine to burn! Now, your problem right now is makin' a good impression, and I want you to start solvin' that problem right now, and get them goddamn roomsready!
-->'''Stephen:'''ready!\\
'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, monsieurCandie.
-->'''Calvin:'''Candie.\\
'''Calvin:''' Go on,now.
-->'''Stephen:'''now.\\
'''Stephen:''' Can't believe you brought a nigger to stay in the big house. Your daddy rollin' over in his goddamn grave right now. ([[FunnyBackgroundEvent continues in the background]]) Niggers in the big house... what kinda shit is that...
-->'''Stephen:'''
'''Stephen:''' Yeah yeah yeah, hello my ass! Who this nigger up on that
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' Oh, Stephen, now why you so ornery, you miss
-->'''Stephen:'''
'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, I miss you, like a-- like a hog miss slop! Like a, a baby, miss mammy's titty! I miss you, [[StealthInsult like I misses a rock in my shoe.]] Now, I ask you: who this nigger on that
-->'''Django:'''
'''Django:''' Hey, Snowball! You wanna know my name or the name of my horse, you ask
-->'''Stephen:'''
'''Stephen:''' Just who the hell you callin' Snowball, horse boy!? I'll snatch your black ass off that
-->(Calvin
(Calvin starts clamoring to get Stephen's
-->'''Stephen:''' ...
'''Stephen:''' ... drag you down here in the mud so fast, it'd make your head
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' Stephen, Stephen, Stephen! Let's keep it funny. Django here is a free
-->'''Stephen:'''
'''Stephen:''' ({{beat}}) This nigger
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' That nigger there. Now let me at least introduce the two of you. Django, this is another cheeky black bugger like yourself, Stephen; Stephen, this here is Django. You two ought to hate each
-->'''Stephen:'''
'''Stephen:''' Calvin, just who the hell is this nigger you feels the need to
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' Django, and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers, and they are our guests, Stephen. And you, you old decrepit bastard, are to show them every hospitality, you understand
-->'''Stephen:'''
'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, him I understand, but I don't know why I gotta take lip off this
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' No, no no no, you don't have to know why. Do you
-->'''Stephen:''' ...
'''Stephen:''' ... Yes sir. I
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' Well, good. They're spendin' the night; go up in the guest bedrooms and get two
-->'''Stephen:'''
'''Stephen:''' H--he gon' stay in the big
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' Stephen, he's a ''slaver.'' It's
-->'''Stephen:'''
'''Stephen:''' ''In'' the big
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' Why, you got a problem with
-->'''Stephen:'''
'''Stephen:''' Oh, no! I ain't got no problem with it -- if you ain't got no problem with burnin' the bed, the sheets, the pillowcases, and everything else when this black-ass motherfucker's
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' That is my problem; they are mine to burn! Now, your problem right now is makin' a good impression, and I want you to start solvin' that problem right now, and get them goddamn rooms
-->'''Stephen:'''
'''Stephen:''' Yes sir, monsieur
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' Go on,
-->'''Stephen:'''
'''Stephen:''' Can't believe you brought a nigger to stay in the big house. Your daddy rollin' over in his goddamn grave right now. ([[FunnyBackgroundEvent continues in the background]]) Niggers in the big house... what kinda shit is that...
Changed line(s) 133,135 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Django''': Hey there, little troublemaker.
--> ''(Hildy stands in stunned silence, then drops her glass of water, and finally faints)''
--> '''Schultz''': You silver-tongued devil, you.
--> ''(Hildy stands in stunned silence, then drops her glass of water, and finally faints)''
--> '''Schultz''': You silver-tongued devil, you.
to:
--> '''Django''': Hey there, little troublemaker.
-->troublemaker.\\
''(Hildy stands in stunned silence, then drops her glass of water, and finallyfaints)''
-->faints)''\\
'''Schultz''': You silver-tongued devil, you.
-->
''(Hildy stands in stunned silence, then drops her glass of water, and finally
-->
'''Schultz''': You silver-tongued devil, you.
Changed line(s) 140,143 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Mook 1''': "Holy!"
--> '''Mook 2''': "Shit!"
--> '''Mook 3''': " Son of a--!"
--> '''Mook 4''': "BITCH!"
--> '''Mook 2''': "Shit!"
--> '''Mook 3''': " Son of a--!"
--> '''Mook 4''': "BITCH!"
to:
-->
'''Mook 2''':
-->
'''Mook 3''':
-->
'''Mook 4''': "BITCH!"
Changed line(s) 146,148 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Jesse:''' You shot me!! You stupid son-of-a-bitch!
--> '''Mook:''' [[ApologeticAttacker Sorry, Jesse!]] Who the fuck gave the nigger a goddamn gun?!
** If you pay attention during the scene, the lawyer does not immediately die from Django shooting him. He does die from the half dozen shots that missed Django and instead kept hitting him even though he was laying on the ground.
--> '''Mook:''' [[ApologeticAttacker Sorry, Jesse!]] Who the fuck gave the nigger a goddamn gun?!
** If you pay attention during the scene, the lawyer does not immediately die from Django shooting him. He does die from the half dozen shots that missed Django and instead kept hitting him even though he was laying on the ground.
to:
-->
'''Mook:''' [[ApologeticAttacker Sorry, Jesse!]] Who the fuck gave the nigger a goddamn gun?!
** If you pay attention during the scene,
* When telling Django about the [=LeQuint=] Dickey Mining Company that he plans to send him to, Stephen brings up how many times he has to mention them before Miss Lara comes up with the idea to send Django there herself.
Changed line(s) 152 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Djanjo:''': [[AndThisIsFor D'ARTAGNAN]], [[PrecisionFStrike MOTHERFUCKERS!]]
to:
* The last confrontation between Django and Billy Crash.
-->''"Billy Crash, now where were we? Oh, that's right. Last time I seen you, you had your hands on my [[GroinAttack *BANG!*]]"''
** Crash then makes a very [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] until Django gives another bullet to him.
-->'''Crash''': Duh-jango! You black son of a bitch!\\
'''Django''': The "d" is silent, hillbilly. ''(shoots Crash again, who stops moving)''
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'''Django:''' ''(pulls out second gun)'' I count two ''guns'', nigger.
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--> '''Stephen:''' Oh, sweet Jesus, let me kill this nigger!
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* The last confrontation between Django and Billy Crash.
-->''"Billy Crash, now where were we? Oh, that's right, you had your hands on my [[GroinAttack *BANG!*]]"''
** Crash then makes a very [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] until Django gives another bullet to him.
-->'''Crash''':Duh-jango! You black son of a bitch!
-->'''Django''': The "d" is silent, hillbilly. ''(shoots Crash again, who stops moving)''
* When telling Django about the [=LeQuint=] Dickey Mining Company that he plans to send him to, Stephen brings up how many times he has to mention them before Miss Lara comes up with the idea to send Django there herself.
-->''"Billy Crash, now where were we? Oh, that's right, you had your hands on my [[GroinAttack *BANG!*]]"''
** Crash then makes a very [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] until Django gives another bullet to him.
-->'''Crash''':Duh-jango! You black son of a bitch!
-->'''Django''': The "d" is silent, hillbilly. ''(shoots Crash again, who stops moving)''
* When telling Django about the [=LeQuint=] Dickey Mining Company that he plans to send him to, Stephen brings up how many times he has to mention them before Miss Lara comes up with the idea to send Django there herself.
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** One joke a lot of people may have missed is that his horse has albinism, meaning that ''it'' can't see either. Bennett is so obsessed with white supremacy that he willingly bought a basically-blind horse just because it was snow-white.
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-->'''Crash''': [[ItsPronouncedTroPay Duh-jango!]] You black son of a bitch!
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* When telling Django about LeQuint Dickey, how many times he has to mention them before Miss Lara comes up with the idea to send Django there herself.
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* When telling Django about LeQuint Dickey, the [=LeQuint=] Dickey Mining Company that he plans to send him to, Stephen brings up how many times he has to mention them before Miss Lara comes up with the idea to send Django there herself.