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  • Running Gags:
    • Chugga's various alleged rules to being a pirate that pop up throughout the series.
      • Rule #2: Dig for treasure, it's your life.
      • Rule #3: "X" Marks the Spot.
      • Rule #6: Never tiptoe over knee-high spikes, lest thy ankle get sprained.
      • Rule #7: You can never sell bombs to people without bags.
      • Rule #8: You are not a real pirate if your ship can't [jump].
      • Rule #16: Real pirates drive their boats straight through rocks because their ships are tough enough to take it.
      • Rule #17: Hit a rock that's brown, you're sure to drown.
      • Rule #31: Moneys before Honeys.
      • Rule #46: Don’t store a second boat on your boat
    • Ciela repeating things that another NPC/sign/etc. just said, and Chugga's exasperation with her.
    • Chugga's... unique note-taking skills. He makes many crude scribbles as markers, writes unnecessarily long notes that take up an entire map and then some, and gives an excited name like "Posting!" or "Posteroni!" to each wooden post he comes across prior to getting the grappling hook.
    • Chugga's disdain for the game's Postman, who has a downright creepy design and is a Single Specimen Species that is never elaborated on, not even in collector's books like Hyrule Historia.
    • One of Molida Island's residents is a little girl with a permanent toothy grin on her face. Every time Chugga stops there, he talks to her and voices her as if she was talking with her teeth gritted.
    • Puzzles in the Temple of the Ocean King reset after each visit. On the repeat visits before reaching the midway point (which he does in Episode 22), Emile resolves this by quickly reciting each step of each previously-solved puzzle before finally slowing down when new content is reached.
    • Jolene the pirate, an overworld enemy who chases the player's ship, frequently spawns near Beedle's ship, leading Chuggaa to joke that the two are in a relationship, and that she is jealous of Link buying things from him.
    • Chugga saying that the hammer could literally just replace all the other items in the game because of how good it is.
    • Chugga repeatedly tries to fish up a StowfishExplanation  whenever he can, with no success and repeated frustration. See Episode 40's section for how this subplot concludes.
  • Episode 1: The Second Voyage
  • Episode 2: The Ocean King
    • Emile has fun with the boundaries and finds that making Link "walk" against the docked ship causes him to do a little dance. He starts singing a parody of "Camptown Ladies" as he does it, but it gets cut short as he jumps into the water with a splash.
    • "There is an invisible wall stopping me from climbing my chicken!"
    • Emile calls Ciela Tatl while trying to chase the Cucco.
    • The bartender at the milk bar comments about how short Link is, prompting this response from Chugga.
      "Excuse me! They lowered the milk drinking age to one, thank you very much!"
    • Linebeck telling Link to not mind smashing the pots with Chugga happily saying, "This man gets it!"
    • Shortly after freeing Linebeck, Chugga finds a treasure chest... that has nothing in it.
      Chugga: Inside this...
      Game Text: Nothing is there.
      Chugga: (Beat) Well, that makes everything awkward. I was about to celebrate!
    • Chugga bemoaning at how Ciela is just spouting exposition and tutorials when she was a pretty interesting character at the beginning of the story and calls it "Tutorial Fairy Syndrome".
    • As Ciela notices that Linebeck ditched them, she angrily yells out "Hey?!" Emile pauses and says he thought she was going to say "listen" right after that.
  • Episode 3: The Ember Island Player
    • Just the title of the episode giving a nod towards Avatar says it all.
    • Chugga sadly saying that Linebeck must have caught the tutorial disease from Ciela after he explains what to do to avoid the Sea Traps.
    • Ciela prompting Chugga to shout loud and clear so the person behind the wall can hear them.
      Chugga: (Beat) 'HO IN THERE!!
  • Episode 4: BlaazRed
    • Chugga tries to read a signpost, but it tells him he must read it from the front. This doesn't go over well, and he goes on a rant about what a Scrappy Mechanic it is for him.
    • Ciela warning Chugga not to get close to the fire and he sarcastically replies that he would have gone over and hugged it.
    • Chugga having another moment of difficulty when trying to attack the rat that has a key, which he's trying to hit with his boomerang and keeps on missing.
      Chugga: Screw this dirty rat! (Beat) Not literally, please!
    • After freeing Leaf, who introduces themself as a guardian spirit, not two seconds later does Ciela end up repeating this information causing Chugga to scream "CIELA!" in frustration.
  • Episode 5: Ocean King II: Turning Over
    • Chugga boarding Beetle's ship, and unlike Wind Waker, he's actually happy about the point system, calling it "relationship goals".
    • Chugga comes across a man who has rocks in his garden that Link can get rid of. Chugga has no idea what the reward is, since he never did this and he has done a 100% playthrough of the game. So he gets rid of the rocks and the man pays Link... a green rupee. Chugga sounds like he's falling over from laughter.
      • The man then asks why Link was giving him a dirty look and if he thought he was a cheapskate.
        Chugga: He grinned from ear to ear at that! You knew what you done did!
    • Chugga drawing a tree on his map, saying he was trying to draw it like Bob Ross, but ended up drawing "doodie on a stick".
  • Episode 6: Sea Blasting
    • Chugga finds a Big Red Rupee... only for the camera pan to focus entirely on the tree above Link.
    • Right after Chugga talks about the fun characters in Phantom Hourglass, he runs once more into the odd postman of this game. Turns out he got the letter from the Postmaster. The postman then asks Chugga to sign the letter. He simply signs it as... "YOU SUCK" in cursive with a cute heart at the end.
      Chugga: You are an embarrassment to the brave postal workers of the whatever-ocean-we're-in postal service.
      • He also yells out "OH MY GOD!" when the postal man asks if he can read Link's letter to him, with Chugga talking about how that should be a federal violation of some kind.
    • Chugga trying to introduce a new enemy, the Sea-Octorock, but the cannon on the ship immediately kills it, leading to him calling it "a dead".
  • Episode 7: Shovelin' Right Off Again!
    • Chugga reading the first NPC's dialogue through clenched teeth in imitation of said NPC's unsettling grin.
    • Chugga attempts to draw the sun emblem of a locked door on his map, but he says it looks more like an abstract take on Rick Sanchez.
  • Episode 13: El Salvatore
    • Chugga manages to miss the initial high score in Salvatore's cannon game by one shot, immediately after noting that he'd "have to mess up royally at this point in order to not get this." Twice in a row.
  • Episode 14: Ocean King III: The Backtrackening
    • Just the title alone is hilarious enough, being an obvious reference towards the Temple of the Ocean King's infamy.
    • The voice Chugga uses for Freedle, self-described as Beedle if he was a girl. Then she actually sings, forcing Chugga to show off his amazing tone-deafness once again.
    • Chugga summarizing the steps needed to get to the new content in the Temple of the Ocean King. He says them all really fast to drive in how tedious doing the puzzles again is. However, after talking about walking very slowly with the Force Gem, he shows Link carrying it the whole way.
    • His Squee reaction when he shows off the solution to his favorite puzzle in the entire series, the sacred crest transferal. Including a brief cut to a live-action feed of his recording office.
  • Episode 15: Telling Time
    • Before he even says the intro, he muses that according to the last episode, his favorite puzzle in all of Zelda appears in the Temple of the Ocean King — concluding that "I don't know how to feel about my life anymore".
    • Chugga has to yell to get a price for the Salvage Arm, what does he yell?
      Chugga: CAPITALISM!
      • After getting only the second-best price for his mighty yell, he reveals that he yelled loud enough to see stars and also bit the inside of his cheek, and is disappointed that going through "a great deal of pain" is only good enough for second-best.
  • Episode 17: Heart of Courage
    • The Temple of Courage introduces Pols Voices, enemies that have a unique weakness to the DS microphone. This being Chugga, the Pols Voices can barely fight back because he starts talking loudly whenever one appears.
    • The temple also features Green Chuchus, which can turn into puddles to avoid sword attacks. Unfortunately they aren't very good at this, as Chugga manages to kill four of the five he finds with jump slashes (meaning only one flattened itself), getting increasingly annoyed at his inability to show off their gimmick.
    • Chugga reveals that the Chuchus originally had voices and plays a clip of what it would have sounded like. Then he reveals if you slow it down and play the audio backwards, it's just two Japanese men arguing with each other and he thinks that it's beautiful.
  • Episode 18: Who Calls the Shots?
    • Chugga aims his arrows at the shopkeeper at the archer game, and he laughs when the guy jumps over the arrow in order to dodge it.
    • The above said minigame was what Chugga says was the thing that made him rage quit his first playthrough of Phantom Hourglass when he was a kid. But when he goes to beat the 2000 score, he does it in one win and is beyond jubilant.
      Chuuga: F U LAST SELF, YOU SUCK! ONE TRY, EAT IT! (Beat) Oh my god, I just insulted the people like my younger self who are having trouble at this game, I'm so sorry.
    • After protecting Linebeck from Jolene, he gives Link a reward... of a blue rupee.
      Chugga: (Beat) I mean, we've gotten worse rewards for helping people.
    • Chugga ad-libs the speech given when upgrading the Spirit of Power.
      Text: Search yourself for the true extent of your spirit power!
      Chugga: Search yourself and reawaken the undying light.
  • Episode 20: Era Bellum
    • Chugga accuses the Cubus Sisters of secretly being cubist painters.
    • Prior to the "dead man's volley" battle against the Diabolical Cubus Sisters, one of them asks Link "Are you a big enough boy to return these volleys?" Chugga slips in the famous opening screen of Bad Dudes for a single frame after he reads the line.
    • The standard Heart Container treasure chest shows up after the Diabolical Cubus Sisters fight... and Chugga ignores it because he doesn't trust any gifts from the Cubus Sisters. This is followed by him clarifying that the Ghost Ship is a One-Time Dungeon. (Don't worry, the "developers" mail it to him in the following episode.)
  • Episode 21: Forging Ahead
    • After defeating Jolene again, she runs away, inadvertently shoving Link across the room with her.
    • Chugga receives a letter from Linebeck, who thanks him for his help and gifts him...a ship part, which Chugga notes is just going to go on his own property anyway.
    • His Large Ham response to spotting the Neptoona on his way to Mercay island.
      Chugga:The Neptoona! The Neptoona! Come back here! He's coming right towards me! He knows me! Senpai!
    • Chugga goes to Astrid who tells him in order to free Tetra he would have to go back to the Temple of the Ocean King and find a sea chart. Cue Chugga telling Astrid that she reminds him of "that character (Padparadscha) on Steven Universe who sees the future one second too late and says it after it just happened."
  • Episode 22: Backtracking's Revenge: Ocean King IV
    • While on Mercay Island, Emile reveals something shared with him by commenters, that an earlier bombable wall actually had a puzzle associated with it. Emile has never known how to reach this puzzle, even with the aid of walkthroughs, and simply knows where the wall is. He then traverses a new pathway...which turns out to be the very route to the puzzle he struggled to find.
      Chugga: Well, uh, you guys got a good laugh out of me being honest!
    • During the backtracking montage, Chugga refers to the three force gems as giant Doritos. And wonders what flavor they are.
  • Episode 23: Ocean King Gaiden: Gold Edition
    • After expressing exhaustion at the Temple of the Ocean King once again, Chugga reintroduces the game as Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Hourglass.
    • Chugga repeatedly struggles with an updraft hole that keeps tossing him over a wall he wants to be on top of, before he checks a guide and realizes that he doesn't have the items he needs to get there.
    • As Chugga carries a red pot to throw it in a beneficial spot, a Gold Phantom (which warps right next to Link when alerted) suddenly respawns at its base location, right where he was going to put the pot. Fortunately, Chugga manages to create the save zone with the pot and roll into it before the Gold Phantom notices him.
    • Towards the end of the temple run, Chugga looks over his current status (a few minutes left in the Phantom Hourglass and with both of his potions intact) with relief and confidence. What does he do after that? He steps out of his safe zone and is instantly seen by a Gold Phantom, causing the nearest safe zone to be sealed off by fire and sending him scrambling away from several enemies to get to the second-nearest one.
  • Episode 25: Seeing the DS Lite
    • Chugga tries to give a short summary on how useful Harrow Island can be. And by "tries to give a short summary", we mean "goes into a diatribe".
      Chugga: Makes getting money very easy to do, very...not time-consuming at all, very...time-friendly, very respectful of your time, very...short, very succinct, very to-the-point, very the opposite of what I am doing by explaining it this way to you.
  • Episode 26: Anouki Bay
    • Chugga gets involved in a Knights and Knaves puzzle to figure out which Anouki is a Yook and lacks the forethought to condense the three post markers already on the map to give himself some extra room to write. By the time he finally gets hints from the six Anouki in question, the map is so cluttered with abbreviation-filled hints (and a fourth post marker) that he loses track of what everything means and decides put it all down on a Word document instead.
      • The fact that the map still has the barely legible hints taking up space on it even after he solves the puzzle.
  • Episode 29: The Post-Mortem
    • Chugga keeps a list of notes of things he wants to cover in each episode, made a few months in advance during the planning stages of a project. In this episode, he follows his notes, makes a makeshift slingshot between two treasure chests, and flings himself into the sea.
  • Episode 30: Eyefish Lens
  • Episode 31: Rock The Exam!
    • It takes Chugga over two minutes to do the usual episode intro because he's trying to share the game's remix of "Goron City", due to not figuring out whether he likes it or not and wanting the audience to listen and decide for themselves...only for Chugga to accidentally interrupt the music thrice by going into areas with different BGM.
      Chugga: You know what, whatever, this music does not want to be heard, it sucks. Hey everybody, it's Chuggaaconroy! Welcome back to more Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, as if you didn't know what we were in the middle of already.
  • Episode 32: Crimsonine Tide
  • Episode 33: Regal Retreat
    • Chugga escapes Jolene by docking at Mercay, only for her to be right on top of him when he leaves
    • Chugga fails at drawing the "W" frog in the Southeastern Sea. After multiple tries at getting it right, he gives up and draws a scribble that barely resembles the mark... and it works.
  • Episode 35: Fourth Knight Dances
    • Chugga gets three mail deliveries in the span of a single episode, one of which prompts him to go back to the southeastern sea to play a minigame. By the time he actually starts to explore the Isle of the Dead (his initial goal for the episode until he got sidetracked by the Goron Game and subsequently a golden ship part in Beedle's shop), he's actively dreading receiving any more.
      Episode Description: We go to the Isle of the De- Dee Es- Merc- Okay, Isle of the Dead.
    • The "some kind of exotic hummingbird mating call?!" noise Chugga makes upon seeing Beedle has a golden ship part he can't afford.
    • Chugga has to resort to the Treasure Teller for money because of how unhelpful the Hoho Tribe has been with trading options. During his trip there, he mocks the Treasure Teller for considering the Mermaid and Demon Prows to be "trifles" while offering 800 Rupees for a Log Prow, giving him a ridiculous accent in the process.
    • A secret room on the Isle of the Dead contains a treasure trove placed past a maze of Rupoors. How does Chugga handle this? By drawing a line through as many Rupoors as possible with his boomerang and bringing them all to him, a gag he took from another YouTube video by Skawo. He gets to hear the Rupoor jingle 24 times from this (once from a 50 Rupoor), and after collecting a few more on his way to the treasure, he remarks that the real Item Get! jingle sounds so wrong after listening to the Rupoor jingle so many times in succession.
  • Episode 36: The Maze Game:
    • While fighting a group of pirates, Chugga makes a reference to the Black Parrow. He then talks about how as a child, he always thought the entire plot of the movie could have been avoided if the pirates simply went up to Will Turner and asked for a vial of his blood.
      • that is then followed by him mentioning the fact that as a child, when he watched Signs, he thought about how the mom could have been saved if they "Welded the car to the tree, chop off the grill of the car, chop down the tree, and have her walk around with a tree stump behind her and the hood of a car in front of her for the rest of her life".
    • He gets into a fight with Jolene early in the episode when tracking down an unmarked island, and after beating her, Jolene's defeated character model happens to be clipping through the statue of Tetra, which leads Chugga to say something very, let's say, not as child friendly as the rest of his stuff.
      "Get out of my girlfriend! [Beat] That's for me to do! (giggles) I'm awful (devolves into laughter) I hesitated sightly and then I said it anyways and immediately regretted it."
    • After redeeming the Compliment Card, Chugga reveals its purpose: it makes Beedle compliment you. As reaction, Chugga reacts just like he did oh so long ago—by blasting the daylights out of Beedle's ship!
  • Episode 37: Unlocking Ancient Secrets
    • After defeating an enemy whose weak point is on its back, he briefly wonders if enemies would try to show off their masculinity by putting their weak points in more painful parts of their body, and wonders if a "really fourth-wall-breaky game" had ever done that.
    Chugga: (mimicking a conversation between two bad guys) "I put my weak point in my spine!" "I put it... in my CROTCH!" "...I'm so sorry, sir. Uh, you have my respect."
  • Episode 38: The Un-Magic Hammer
    • Chugga gets the Complimentary Card this episode. Which allows him to give Beedle a compliment. Just like the last time he was allowed to say whatever he wanted into the microphone, he screams a word echoing his thoughts on the matter.
      Chugga: EXTORTION!
    • With the Spirit of Wisdom now fully upgraded, Link takes no damage from many normal enemies. Chuggaa smugly tries to show this off with some Geozards, only for their attacks to push him into the water and take damage anyway.
    • Chugga's ecstatic glee over the power of the hammer item.
  • Episode 40: The Phantom Sword
    • After searching for however many episodes, Chugga finally catches a Stowfish. He reacts in the most manly of manners.
    • When Chugga receives the completed Phantom Sword from Oshus, he exclaims that the game is no longer solely named after its worst mechanic.
  • Episode 41: Ocean King V: Now Just Backtracking!
    • "Shooting people in the eyes generally means they're not gonna blow anymore."
    • Chugga accidentally gets hit by a phantom during the backtracking montage.
      Chugga: Maybe skip this next step...
    • Chugga's exasperation at the final two treasure maps being located deep within the Temple of the Ocean King, meaning that he'd need to warp out just before the final boss to salvage them.
      Chugga: (getting the first map) The silver chest contains... a questionable design decision.
      Chugga: (getting the second map) I'm eighty feet underground! I cannot be bothered to take care of this right now!
  • Episode 42 (Finale): The Ocean King and I
    • Between phases of the Bellum fight, Chugga has a realization: the climax of Ciela's character arc is her explaining something really cool that wasn't already explained by another character literally seconds ago. Truly she's come a long way.
    • The flowery "YOU SUCK" Chugga wrote for the Postman's signature comes back at the end of the credits. It's made all the better by the fact it comes on screen just as Chugga says "Thank you for watching."
      Pogohg: Yeup, I feel really appreciated here.
    • After everything's finished up, Chugga gets in a stinger.
      Chugga: (With the petrified Tetra) Link, I think she's hard for you.
  • Battle Mode with MasaeAnela
    • Chugga nearly gets caught by Masae when it's her turn to play as the Phantoms and he yells at her in shrill babble out of shock.
      Chugga: Why do I sound like an angry woman every time?
      Masae: ... is, is that what I sound like when I'm angry?
  • Bonus Episode
    • During the outro, Chugga mentions he didn't mind the visit to the Temple of the Ocean King in this video, before realizing he has become the very thing he hates.
    • The final remark of the series.
      Chugga: When Ciela got that hammer, I thought I knew where this was going... And I'm very sad that this ended without Link and Ceila playing tennis.

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