Inspection of the games soundscape scripts reveals the following comments at the top of the scripts:
//Inbound: Welcome to Black Mesa! Where hazardous chemical spills are a daily occurance!
// Anomalous Materials: Someone explain to me why Gordon's job inside the test chamber, couldn't have been done by a robot, or even a monkey...
// Unforeseen Consequences: This is what happens when you 'force' a computer to divide by zero.
// Office Complex: Unbeknownst to the staff, the cafeteria had been serving bullsquid for years.
// We've Got Hostiles: Hey guys, thanks for the rescue. Oh, what? A bullet with my name on it? Cool!!
// Blast Pit: There's an alien tentacle in my soup.
// Power Up: The tunnel system smelled like fried chicken for months afterward.
//On A Rail: Good thing Gordon was around, or the scientists would have been forced to unleash droves of monkeys to press the rocket launch button.
//Apprehension: Luckily, the Female Assassins were in short supply. If Gordon had to face more than 3-4 at once, he never would have made it to Xen.
// Questionable Ethics: Please remain stationary, while we remove your internal organs.
//Residue Processing: Tryouts for the Black Mesa swim team every Tuesday and Thursday.
// Surface Tension: Look carefully for the hang gliding mini game in the cliffside level!
//Forget About Freeman: The 2008 finincial [sic] crisis was simply a cover for the repair costs of the Black Mesa facility.
// Lambda Core: And in the end, it was all just a crazy, radiation induced, nightmare!
The bloopers. Hilarious Outtakes at their finest. Special mention goes to the alternate Black Mesa Transit System safety spiel and the security guard's bewildered reaction.
Black Mesa Transit System: Do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform.
Black Mesa Transit System: Failure to comply may result in limb loss...
Black Mesa Transit System: ...termination of your pass for the transit system...
Black Mesa Transit System: In the event of an emergency, ignore it, and it will pass.
Black Mesa Transit System: Passengers are to remain seated and await further instructions should the emergency continue.
Guard: *clears throat* Ugh...
Black Mesa Transit System: If it is necessary to exit the train, each man for himself...
Guard: What the f...?!
Black Mesa Transit System: ...and the disabled personnel may wait behind and pray for a miracle.
Guard: SON OF A BITCH!