Inspection of the games soundscape scripts reveals the following comments at the top of the scripts:
//Inbound: Welcome to Black Mesa! Where hazardous chemical spills are a daily occurance!
//Anomalous Materials: Someone explain to me why Gordon's job inside the test chamber, couldn't have been done by a robot, or even a monkey...
//Unforeseen Consequences: This is what happens when you 'force' a computer to divide by zero.
//Office Complex: Unbeknownst to the staff, the cafeteria had been serving bullsquid for years.
//We've Got Hostiles: Hey guys, thanks for the rescue. Oh, what? A bullet with my name on it? Cool!!
//Blast Pit: There's an alien tentacle in my soup.
//Power Up: The tunnel system smelled like fried chicken for months afterward.
//On A Rail: Good thing Gordon was around, or the scientists would have been forced to unleash droves of monkeys to press the rocket launch button.
//Apprehension: Luckily, the Female Assassins were in short supply. If Gordon had to face more than 3-4 at once, he never would have made it to Xen.
//Residue Processing: Tryouts for the Black Mesa swim team every Tuesday and Thursday.
//Questionable Ethics: Please remain stationary, while we remove your internal organs.
//Surface Tension: Look carefully for the hang gliding mini game in the cliffside level!
//Forget About Freeman: The 2008 finincial [sic] crisis was simply a cover for the repair costs of the Black Mesa facility.
//Lambda Core: And in the end, it was all just a crazy, radiation induced, nightmare!
The bloopers. Hilarious Outtakes at their finest. Special mention goes to the alternate Black Mesa Transit System safety spiel and the security guard's bewildered reaction.
- You get the feeling that someone in development had a thing for Freeman's Mind given that fried chicken joke was in that series.
Black Mesa Transit System: Do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform.
Black Mesa Transit System: Failure to comply may result in limb loss...
Black Mesa Transit System: ...termination of your pass for the transit system...
Black Mesa Transit System: In the event of an emergency, ignore it, and it will pass.
Black Mesa Transit System: Passengers are to remain seated and await further instructions should the emergency continue.
Guard: *clears throat* Ugh...
Black Mesa Transit System: If it is necessary to exit the train, each man for himself...
Guard: What the f...?!
Black Mesa Transit System: ...and the disabled personnel may wait behind and pray for a miracle.
Guard: SON OF A BITCH!