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Funny: Black Dynamite
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     The Film 
  • Plenty to choose from, but Black Dynamite's kung fu battle with Richard Nixon might take the cake.
    "SHOWTIME, MOTHERFUCKER!"
  • BD's reaction to being interrupted by a ho is exaggerated...
    Black Dynamite: Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you! I ain't even gotta look! I should send you to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch. Would you like that?!
  • "Haha! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!"
  • "But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community."
  • There is a very subtle joke early on that can take awhile to sink in. When Black Dynamite's aunt shows up at his brother Jimmy's funeral, she says, "Your mother would turn over in her grave if she were alive to see this." Scott Sanders admits in the DVD commentary that he didn't even get the joke until the movie premiered.
  • "CHICKEN AND WAFFLES???"
  • "Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you... Little Richard!"
  • When Black Dynamite, Bullhorn and their entourage of militants arrive on Kung Fu Island, they attempt to go in quietly, until one of the militants pulls a Leeroy Jenkins and starts shooting, foiling their ambush.
  • "I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company left my black ass for dead, huh? But I remember. I remember everything. I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. It was a massacre. All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. I remember the faces, the children. This one child I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. His little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up, but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said something to me in Chinese like, 'Boo coo sow!', sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. 'Why, Black Dynamite? Why?'"
    • This gem gets a small callback later when it is revealed Black Dynamite, upon learning that archnemesis Fiendish Dr. Wu was involved in the malt liquor and drugs scheme, speaks Chinese fluently as he insults and provokes Dr. Wu.
  • During the bar fight, Black Dynamite throws his nunchucks off-screen for a moment to fight a couple of mooks. Then he turns around, holds out his hand, and the nunchucks fall back into his fingers.
  • Later in the same fight, when Bullhorn shows up to hold off the last mook, he smacks him in the face with a very audible slap. The mook jerks back, holding his face, and goes "Motherfucker!" before starting toward a very surprised and worried-looking Bullhorn. The hilarity comes a moment later when the scene abruptly changes to show the same mook being played by a completely different actor who is getting the crap beat out of him by Bullhorn. note 
  • "I am 18-year-old Black Dynamite, and you are my sixteen-year-old kid brother Jimmy!"
    • "And you are HIGH as a KITE!"
  • "Donuts don't wear alligator shoes!"
  • Black Dynamite is in bed after having having sex with three women at once. They tell him how great he is in bed when Black Dynamite tells them to stop:
    Black Dynamite: Hush now bitches, or you'll wake up the other bitches.
    {Pan over to more women asleep in the bed.}
  • Black Dynamite goes to the hospital after being shot:
    Doctor: You're lucky Black Dynamite. Three inches to the left and we wouldn't even be having this conversation!
    Black Dynamite: Three inches to the right, it woulda missed my black ass.
  • Black Dynamite's grieving after Bullhorn is beheaded by the Fiendish Doctor Wu's boomerang.
    Black Dynamite: Bullhorn! NO! At long last, a friendship bonded by the struggle against The Man has been brought to an end by KUNG-FU TREACHERY! Brother, your death will not go unavenged. FIENDISH DR. WU, YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!!!"
  • "I never told nobody this, but I used to be an orphan. And orphans have no parents!"

     The Animated Series 
  • From the pilot, TKP Kurtis delivers this golden line after delivering a no-hand dick slap to Cream Corn - "It sounded like you had a frog dick in yo mouth."
  • Also from the animated pilot:
    Dennis Flynn: This isn't about the honkies, Black Dynamite! It's about the children!
    Black Dynamite: You know what, Dennis Flynn? I never told nobody this, but...I used to be a children.
  • From Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes
    • Black Dynamite's dream sequence followed by no more than four of his bitches asking if he's okay
    First Bitch: What is it Black Dynamite?
    Black Dynamite: Nothing, I'm fine...
    Second Bitch: You need me to get you something?
    Black Dynamite: Naw, naw I'm okay...
    Third Bitch: Is everything alright?
    Black Dynamite: Yeah, it's al-
    Fourth Bitch: Is there something I can get you?
    Black Dynamite: God Dammit, I already told the second bitch 'No'!
    • BD punching out a giraffe in the final battle.
  • From Bullhorn Nights or Murder She Throats
    • In honor of its Blacksploitation roots, a boom mic drops into frame while BD and crew visit a porn set.
    • The flashack to young Bullhorn and his mother who both look and sound the same.
    • Black Dynamite's hilarious Insane Troll Logic when figuring out who killed Ringo. Case in point, it starts with grits and Jell-o, and ends with the Ku Klux Klan and Black Panthers.
  • From Taxes And Death or Get Him To The Sunset Strip
    • Richard Pryor making a crack about how the Whorephanage was thought up.
    Richard Pryor: Whores and orphans under one roof. Whose idea was this anyway?
    Black Dynamite: ...mine.
    Richard Pryor: Man, did you actually think about this shit before you put the children and the cunts within fucking distance of each other? "Hey little kids, I'm Black Dynamite! I know you all ain't got no parents, so how about I replace 'em with a lifetime supply of pussy?"
    Black Dynamite: THAT IS NOT WHAT I SILENTLY SAID TO MYSELF INSIDE MY HEAD!! (breaks out nunchucks and has to be held back by Bullhorn and Cream Corn) SUY SUUUUUY!! SUY-SUY-SUY!!!
    • "IRS!!! Noooooooooo!!!"
    • It's a bit Harsher in Hindsight when you realize Richard Pryor grew up in a similar sort of situation (he was mostly raised by his grandma, who ran the brothel his mother worked at until she abandoned him at age 10, and his father was rarely around before dying while having sex with a woman).
      • Although given how this series pretty much runs on Deliberate Values Dissonance and Unfortunate Implications — not to mention the fact that Pryor himself was known to joke about this subject matter in his stand-up routines — it's likely that it was intentional.
    • Richard Pryor leaving BD on the street while escaping with 2 Million dollars
    Black Dynamite: What about my taxes, Richard Pryor?!
    Richard Pryor: You better get you some scratch-offs, sucka!!!
  • From The Shit That Killed the King
    • Basehead manages to slip his way in to see Tricky Dickynote .
    Basehead: Bitch, I'm a basehead! I can get in anywhere! Watch this. (exits the Oval Office through the door, only to pop up to the right of Nixon) POOF!
  • From Honky Kong
    • A white wolverine devours their guide. A white tyrannosaurus devours the wolverine. A giant white spider devours the tyrannosaurus. Finally, Black Dynamite blows out the spider's brains with a single shot form his pistol.
    Black Dynamite: And that's how you conserve ammo!
  • From That Seed of Kurtis AKA Father Is Just Another Word For Motherf***er
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