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Funny / Adventures in Odyssey

  • In one of the sketches in the KYDS Radio episode "The Devil Made Me Do It," a criminal pleads not guilty of breaking-and-entering and robbery in court because "the devil made me do it." As he puts it, "He kept talking to me, you know, tempting me, and before I knew it, I was in somebody's house at midnight stuffing a VCR in my pants."
  • "Broken Window": During the impromptu "trial" over who broke a window in Whit's End, Rodney unexpectedly calls Mitch ("...whatever-your-last-name-is") as a character witness.
    Mitch: Why in the world would you want me for a character witness?
    Rodney: YOU DON'T KNOW ME VERY WELL! (it helps)
    • Even funnier when you remember that Mitch's real name is Robert Mitchell.
      • Funnier still: They are voiced by the same actor.
    • "I can't get a lawyer that soon, Uncle Louis' in prison for another six weeks!"
  • "Fairy Tale-E-Vision" is another KYDS Radio sketch, comprised of Little Miss Muffet flipping through the channels in Fairy-Tale Land. It's a funny episode in general, but morals aside, the highlight be an out-of-context news hook.
    Female Announcer: And what are little boys made of? The answer may surprise you.
  • Near the end of the otherwise emotional episode "Connie", when Connie returns to Whit's End, we hear in passing how the Bible Room has been empty ever since Eugene (newly arrived and still getting used to working here) added a display depicting the Spanish Inquisition...
    • Eugene has also changed the menu to a more "healthy" selection, complete with vegetable flavored ice cream (mentioned in Best Face Forward)
  • The entirety of I Slap Floor.
  • Alex's grandparents in Relatively Annoying
    • Grandma Jefferson makes her own ketchup with her feet.
  • Jared DeWhite, Odyssey's resident Conspiracy Theorist.
    Jared: Don't you think it's a scam? Who does this? Rides a bike across the country. What if there's a thunderstorm?
    Whit: Well, I imagine he takes shelter when he needs to.
    Jared: I'll tell you what he does. After he bikes through the city, he rides the next 100 miles in an air conditioned camper. Until he gets to the next city. Everybody thinks he's out there working and sweating. When he's really sitting on an exercise bike while he watches TV and eats fig bars!!!!
    • His interactions with Sarah Pratchett are golden.
      Jared: In 1984, the president got on TV. He said children are getting smarter and smarter and soon they'll be smarter than us. So from now on, we'll teach 'em lies. Everyone thought it was a great idea and they've been teaching kids wrong stuff ever since.
      Sarah: You're a sad little boy.
      Jared: And you're just as ignorant as the rest of the youth of America.
  • Cryin' Bryan Dern's antics in Top This when he hears that Odyssey 105 would flip formats to Polka (It's later revealed to be a publicity stunt); but especially this exchange near the end.
    Dern: This is Cryin' Bryan Dern goin' into my 95th hour of being on the air. Whaddaya wanna do? Maybe I should play a song. Here's one. I can't tell you what it is, 'cause my contact lenses have become a permanent part of my eyeball and everything's...kinda blurry. I can't seem to get this disk in the player. Forget it. Maybe I should sing a little song...Wow. I never knew my thumb could do this. I know. Let's have a moment of silence for...somebody. Are we at war or anything? C'mon, give me some ideas people...
    Caller: Yes, my hamster's been kind of sick lately
    Dern: Perfect. What's your hamster's name?
    Caller: Binky.
    Dern: Great! Let's have about an hour of silence for Binky. Wake me up when you're done.
  • From a behind-the-scenes episode where the directors felt the narrator Chris was acting a little too "perky":
    Chris: I can un-perk it!
    [Beep.]
    Chris: (in a seething monotone) Watch this unperkiness. Hi. This is Chris. Welcome to-
    Director: Oh, please.
    [Chris laughs]
  • The Live Episode "Mandy's Debut"...pretty much all of it, in particular the first half: a "Rashomon"-Style bit where Eugene, Connie, Bernard, and Mandy are worried about Whit because he hasn't shown up at Whit's End yet after going to the hospital, and everyone blames themselves for it, thinking they had somehow injured Whit enough to send him there. (Connie thinks she gave Whit food poisoning from bad mayonnaise on a sandwich that she fixed him, Mandy thinks a bite wound made by her hamster got infected, Eugene thinks Whit threw out his back trying help Eugene move some boxes, and Bernard thinks Whit injured himself when Whit slipped on some spilled washing fluid.) Hilarity Ensues in their recollections of the stories, particularly the last three ones:
    • Mandy's side of the story: Mandy's hamster viciously bites Whit several times and sends blood everywhere, Bernard is unusually chipper, and then Eugene comes in:
    Eugene: Mr. Whittaker, could you help me move this- (gasp) Oh no! You're bleeding profusely! I believe I am going to pass out...ohhhhh... (wham!)
    • Eugene's side of the story: Everyone is talking like Eugene.
    Mandy: Mr. Whittaker, gaze upon my recently acquired pet!
    Whit: How nice, a small Eurasian rodent known as a hamster...from the middle-German "hamstür"...
    Bernard: Whit! Are you alright? I just mopped, it's a little slippery.
    Whit: I think I'm ok...the floor looks great close up, by the way...
    • And then, in the end, Whit finally shows up and explains to everyone that he was actually visiting a friend of his at the hospital. When asked what happened to her:
    Whit: Oh, that poor woman. It's the strangest thing: She ate some bad mayo on a sandwich and got sick, but on the way to the bathroom, she slipped on her freshly waxed floor and knocked over a huge hamster cage. She tried to pick the cage up and threw out her back, and then the hamster escaped and was so mad it bit her on the hand! Can you imagine all of that happening to the same person at the same time?
    (beat)
  • "Do Or Diet" has some absolutely hilarious lines, many within around the first ten minutes:
    Connie: I'm tired of being stuck here. I've been praying and praying!
    Ricky McLean: Hello, hello! And hello again! Isn't it a be-yoo-tiful day?
    Bernard: I think I'll start praying now.

    Ricky (placing an order): Non-fat, non-sweetened yogurt with tofu-based chocolate sauce and two organic boysenberries on top!
    Bernard: Sounds about as appetizing as cardboard.
    Ricky: Oh, it has taste beyond what you could expect!
    Bernard: Oh, really good cardboard, then.

    Connie (considering taking up personal health training): Maybe that's something I should look into; I'm pretty health-conscious!
    Bernard: Oh, yeah, she walks all the way to the restroom instead of taking the trolley.

    Connie: Maybe this is the answer to my prayer!
    Bernard: If he's the answer to your prayer, I don't even wanna know what you've been praying for.

    Connie: You have less muscle—
    Wooton: —and more fat!
    Bernard (defensively): Yeah, well, Maude calls them "cuddle bundles"!

    Wooton: You can't eat hot fudge without ice cream!
    Bernard: And you can't eat ice cream without cake; I found that out last night.

    Wooton: You mean...cheat? [on a mile run]
    Bernard: Cheat or die sweaty. Your choice.

    Bernard: We'll lose the weight, but we'll maintain quality of life.
    Wooton: What do you mean by "quality of life"?
    Bernard: I stuffed a couple of Ding-Dongs down my shirt.

    Connie: You did it, Bernard! You ran two miles! How're you doing?
    Bernard: I'd have to get better to die.

    Bernard: What happened to your eyebrows, Wooton?
    Wooton: Well, I figured they must weigh something.
    Whit: I've never seen such short fingernails!
    Wooton: Oh, yeah, thanks! Hey, uh, isn't it true that you can survive with only one kidney?

    [Bernard and Wooton plan a diversion to steal some brownies]
    Bernard: You need to create a diversion.
    Wooton: Oh, yeah! Like in PowerBoy where they, uh, hoot and holler n' stuff?
    Bernard: Yeah—or make up some not-too-tragic tragedy to keep her attention off me.
    [as they walk in]
    Wooton: Hoot! Holler! Hoot! Holler!
    Connie: Wooton, what are you doing?
    Wooton: Uh, some not-too-tragic tragedy has happened!

    Bernard: Okay...here it is...chocolate gold.
    Wooton: Yeah—uh, it’s a little squashed.
    Bernard: I was practically running a marathon with it!
    Wooton: It’s sweaty.
    Bernard: Yeah, well, salt adds flavor.
    Wooton: There’s gravel in it.
    Bernard: I dropped it once...or maybe twice...
    Wooton: Oh, that explains the shoe print.

    Connie: Wooton, you lost a total of twelve pounds!
    Wooton: Wow! And I still have my appendix!

    Whit: And I'll keep eating salads.
    Wooton: Your job seems easier.
    Bernard: You haven't tasted his salads.
  • In "The Taming of the Two", Edwin Blackgaard's New England Shakespeare tour was cancelled, and he gives the reason why only he has returned to Odyssey:
    Edwin: There was only enough money for one first class ticket. So he volunteered to hitchhike back.
    • From the same episode, Edwin and Malcolm Lear arguing during a rainstorm...using dramatically delivered Shakespearean insults.
  • The many Imagine Spots in "Called On In Class", where Trent (who is nervous about reading a school report in front of his class) imagines the increasingly crazy ways his reading could go wrong or how he could get out of it. One way in particular that he dreams up is that he's reading it in front of his class, then the first grade class, then the school principal, and the state governor after having lost his pants, followed by him imagining all of them mobbing him after he finishes and the governor threatening to call in the National Guard.
  • This slightly self-deprecating exchange from "Wooing Wooton":
    Grady McKay: See, I could've gotten away with it, but...I've decided to do what's right!
    Winston Bassett: If I had a sucker, I'd give it to you.
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