Who's on First?: Jim Clancy ended up in one of these when looking for his wife.
Jim Clancy: Hey, Rick. "Have you seen Melinda?
Professor Rick Payne: Oh, yeah, she went to Hel.
Jim Clancy: What?! Hell?
Professor Rick Payne: "Right, Eija wanted a bit of help.
Jim Clancy: Yes, that's why we're here, to help Asia. What did you say about Melinda going to Hell?
Professor Rick Payne: I just told you, Eija needed help with Hel and Melinda went to them.
Jim Clancy: So Asia and Hell are at the same place?
Professor Rick Payne: Right, and Melinda went there.
Jim Clancy: I'm not sure the people here would like you saying that Asia is in Hell.
Professor Rick Payne: You know, I really don't think either would be into that sort of thing at all, in fact I'm fairly certain it would squick out both of them.
Jim Clancy: What the hell are you talking about?
Professor Rick Payne: Of course I'm talking about, Hel. That's what we started this on.
Eli: Isn't Hell where a lot of the bad guys are?
Professor Rick Payne: Well there got to be a few too many for Hel, so Eija helped, and then called over Melinda too.
Eli: Wait, Melinda's in Hell?
Professor Rick Payne: What is with you people thinking about that stuff? It's just disturbing to think about anybody in Hel.
Eli: Huh, to hear some of the Demons around here. Hell's pretty nice normally.
Professor Rick Payne: In a bratty sort of why maybe.
Jim Clancy: Look! All I want to know is where my wife is! Can you tell me that or can't you?
Professor Rick Payne: I told you. She went to Hel and Eija.
Melinda: Jim, Rick what's going on?
Professor Rick Payne: He was asking where you were and got confused or something.
Jim Clancy: He said you went to Hel.
Melinda: Well, Hel did get a bit separated from the group and Eija and I had to help her out. Too many ghosts found her at once for her to deal with.
Eli: Hell is a her?
Melinda: Yeah, that was her being carried by Natsume, the woman with the prosthetic, Jim, do you think you could come with me? Eija's medically trained, but I don't think she's a full doctor or healer or whatever.
Jim Clancy: So, if I understand, Eija is the teenager and Hel is the nine or ten year old.
Jim Clancy: You're a pain.
Professor Rick Payne: That's stating the obvious.