Dirty Potter Characters
- Insufferable Genius
- Only Sane Woman: She comes off as the only voice of reason amongst her peers. But Hermione is not above engaging in various sexual activities herself.
- The Nose Knows: Voldemort can smell cum from anywhere!
- The Stoner: Professor Sprout confiscates a bag of pot from Ron and Harry, and rewards the House of Gryffindor.
Dirty the Pooh Characters
Winnie the Pooh
- Author Existence Failure: Pooh decapitates David Benedictus offscreen (or in this case, offaudio) and displays his severed head.
Standalone Dirty Characters