Characters: Dirty Potter

Jim Dale

    Dirty Potter Characters 

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

  • Insufferable Genius
  • Only Sane Woman: She comes off as the only voice of reason amongst her peers. But Hermione is not above engaging in various sexual activities herself.

Ron Weasley

Albus Dumbledore

Draco Malfoy



J.K. Rowling

Stephen Fry


  • The Nose Knows: Voldemort can smell cum from anywhere!
  • The Stoner: Professor Sprout confiscates a bag of pot from Ron and Harry, and rewards the House of Gryffindor.

    Dirty the Pooh Characters 

Winnie the Pooh

  • Bait the Dog: Presented as a fairly likable, if just as perverted as the other characters in the series, in part 1 and 2. Then part 3 comes around and let's just say his nice guy facade is dropped quickly.
  • Bears Are Bad News: You have no idea!
  • Big Eater: Loves to eat honey, cum, his friends, and will sell his soul for more.
  • Deal with the Devil: Word of God says Pooh sold his soul for honey and gay porn.
    Pooh: My very dear friend, Satan, has told me to tell you that the job for today is to DIE and make it as painful as possible."
  • Katanas Are Just Better: Pooh somehow gets a hold of one.
  • Would Hurt a Child: Pooh uses a ginormous ninja sword to cut Roo into strips and later bites off a baby rabbit's head to drink its warm glorious blood.



  • Author Existence Failure: Pooh decapitates David Benedictus offscreen (or in this case, offaudio) and displays his severed head.

    Standalone Dirty Characters 

Peter Pan

Barack Obama

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