"Then J.K. Rowling suddenly let loose a great echoing fart, sending him face-first into the table, and Ron was ass-blasted off his feet, so forcefully, he shot straight into another fucking dimension."
Any moment with sound effects created entirely out of the dialogue, such as the infamous "skeet" sound.
The giving gifts sequence in Dirty the Pooh.
"For Roo, a bottle of magic mushrooms for his first day at school. For Kanga, a set of seven rubbery cocks, one for each day of the week. Eeyore did not know what a cock was, or what it did, but it sounded necessary. For Tigger, a pogo stick up the butthole."
"After that, a new game became popular in the Forest. It was called "doing the bitch."
In Dirty the Pooh chapter 3, Ron is blasted into the Hundred Acre Wood and encounters the demon spiders. In order to escape them, he tries to noclip and fly away, but he falls through the floor and is immediately permabanned by Jim Dale, which according to him is very good because he had no friends and was a huge noob.
At the same time as its qualification for Nightmare Fuel, Jim Dale malfunctioning in Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter 2 can come across as this, particularly with the claim of, "Every book on earth...read for you by Jim Daaaaaaaaaaaaale..."
This exchange just as Jim Dale starts malfunctioning:
Jim Dale: (Slightly breaking into laughter) Stop the tape!