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Children of Men
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Theo Faron "I can't really remember when I last had any hope, and I certainly can't remember when anyone else did either." Played By: Clive Owen
A former activist who was devastated when his child died during a flu pandemic.
Action Survivor: He's had no combat experience, and his only real credentials are that he was a protester with Julian. Still, he manages to make it due to determination and guile. The Alcoholic: A subtle example. Functional Alcoholic: His mild alcoholism doesn't really impede him in any way. He drinks the dull his pain, not to get drunk. Badass Longcoat: In keeping with the realism of the film, Theo's coat is pretty shabby and worn. It's still cool, though. Cigarette of Anxiety: After Julian's death; his hands are shaking and he can't even light it. The Cynic: He's extremely embittered by the world and his own hardships, as exemplified by his conversation with Jasper. Jasper: So, the Human Project is havin' this dinner and all the wisest men in the world are there... Theo: Human Project, why do people believe this crap? You know even if these people existed with these facilities in these secret locations, fuck me, that's strong! Even if they discovered the cure for infertility, doesn't matter! Too late. World went to shit. Know what? It was too late before the infertility thing happened, for fuck's sake. Jasper: ...I was just tryin' to tell a joke, man. Deadpan Snarker Despair Event Horizon: Went through it years prior to the film after the death of his son. Does Not Like Guns: A bit more subtle than most, but throughout the film, Theo never once picks up a firearm. Hell, when he kills Syd, he uses a blunt object. Empty Shell: How he seems to get through the days at the start of the film. The Hero Dies: Theo takes a bullet from Luke and ends up expiring on a rowboat after getting Kee to the Human Project. Heroes Want Redheads: He certainly wanted Julian. Heroic Sacrifice: He make sure that Kee gets to the Human Project, even if he dies in the process. Knight In Sour Armour: Theo is a bitter, alcoholic cynic but he has a good heart and will do the right thing. Perma Stubble: He sports a constant unshaven look. Unlikely Hero: An alcoholic, cynical office worker with a rather dark view of humanity. Working with the Ex: When he agrees to help Julian.
The leader of the Fishes and Theo's estranged wife.
Jasper Palmer "Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for."
Theo's aging hippie friend, a former editorial cartoonist who cares for his catatonic wife.
Kee Played By: Claire-Hope Ashitey
An illegal immigrant and the first pregnant woman in eighteen years.
Luke "...how can it be peaceful when they try to take away your dignity?!"
A member of the Fishes and the second-in-command to Julian.
Miriam Played By: Pam Ferris
Syd Played By: Peter Mullen Asshole Victim Badass: He did manage to make it into Bexhill in disguise and considering his job, he's no slouch. Theo barely escapes him. Character Death: Theo smashes his face with a car battery. Deadpan Snarker: Probably one of the funnier characters. In a film like this, it's dark humor indeed. Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: Syd makes a passing mention that he loves his mum, though it doesn't come off as sincere as he thinks it might be. Faux Affably Evil: He makes jokes and plays a horrible prank on Theo early on. His idea of what's funny is clearly only funny to him (and the audience). He’s very fun to watch. Jerk with a Heart of Jerk: Syd is a helpful enough guy at first and seems like he might be a good man at heart, but the reality is that he's a craven opportunist. Only in It for the Money: Why he betrays Theo. Third-Person Person: Refers to himself in such a way. Troll: As evidenced in his first encounter with Theo; he plays a terrifyingly sadistic prank on him. Violent Glaswegian
Patric Played By: Charlie Hunnam Blonde Guys Are Evil: And he's also sporting some nifty dreads. Character Death: During the firefight in Bexhill, he gets shot straight in the heart during a firefight. The Dragon: To Luke. Even Evil Has Loved Ones: He did love his cousin, and is outraged when Theo kills him. See Moral Myopia. Hot-Blooded: His default mode seems to be 'psychotically angry'. Jerkass: Patric is an aggressive, violent jackass with virtually no intelligence and the impulse control of a toddler. Moral Myopia: Patric wants to kill Theo because Theo killed his cousin...who was trying to kill Theo at the time. Number Two for Brains: He's impulsive and stupid, never thinking things through. Psycho for Hire: It's hard to imagine Patric was hired for anything other than his ability to shoot guns indiscriminately. You Have Failed Me: Luke threatens him with this after he massively screws up by coming back to the Fishes' hideout, thus alerting Theo and allowing him to escape with Kee.
Nigel Played By: Danny Huston
Theo's cousin and a high ranking government official.
Collector of the Strange: He seems to be collecting pieces of great art to prevent them from being destroyed in country-wide riots and the like. He has Michelangelo's David, for example. Nice Guy: Nigel is a pretty fun guy to hang out with.