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Wanna watch as I try to put my foot behind my head?
Ever tried to sleep with a girl?
Because the grass is green.
edited 7th Jun '10 3:43:25 AM by Nyarly
... grrr, why has green paint disappeared from all the stores?
I can't find it.
Why aren't you wearing a condom?
Who is that mysterious masked man?
Omigod you're right!!!
You want to see if I can make my eyeballs pop out of my head?
A drill, some hedgetrimmers and some ordinary house hold bleach.
edited 7th Jun '10 4:47:19 AM by wellinever
How can I stop this invasion of clothing vines?
A man, a plan, Panama!
What do we need to make an awesome movie?
It's yet to be established.
What are your plans for next summer?
Well, I can tell you it involves a llama, David Bowie and a medium-size toaster.
edited 7th Jun '10 5:16:32 AM by Chabal2
So what did you do with his mom last night?
And then it exploded.
So after you added essence of phlebotinum to the nonsensoleum solution, what happened?
And just then, the whole bed collapsed!!
So what happened after the robot glomped your Opposite-Sex Clone?
Far, far too many.
How Many Fingers? am I holding up?
Well, turn left anyway.
What should I do when the right way is the only one that doesn't lead to my doom?
Who is the spy in love with?
Chuck Norris, Mr T, thespacephantom, Dilbert, Michael J Fox, Fred Sanford, And Zoidberg.
What would it take to vaguely inconvenience Saxton Hale?
edited 7th Jun '10 12:08:18 PM by Chabal2
Where are the alien eggs?
Who's the philosopher who commited suicide by hemlock?
(and is the answerer or questioner wrong in this case?)
When will the crazy train come off the tracks?
Mr T and his amazing supervolcanoes.
What is a bad idea for a documentary?
A green egg.
edited 7th Jun '10 1:22:55 PM by Darxzero
what did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Wow, how did this happen?
Shut up and untie me!
what happened here?
I would prefer not to.
Wanna see me eat yogurt from my bellybutton?
For billion kazoos.
How many kazoos does it take to screw in a
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