Das kann doch nicht sein!
Ever tried to sleep with a girl?
Because the grass is green.
edited 7th Jun '10 3:43:25 AM by Nyarly
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
... grrr, why has green paint disappeared from all the stores?
I can't find it.
ERROR: Signature not loaded
Who is that mysterious masked man?
Omigod you're right!!!
Last woman standing
You want to see if I can make my eyeballs pop out of my head?
A drill, some hedgetrimmers and some ordinary house hold bleach.
edited 7th Jun '10 4:47:19 AM by wellinever
Embrace the mindscrew
How can I stop this invasion of clothing vines?
A man, a plan, Panama!
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Bloody Fossil
What do we need to make an awesome movie?
It's yet to be established.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
What are your plans for next summer?
Well, I can tell you it involves a llama, David Bowie and a medium-size toaster.
edited 7th Jun '10 5:16:32 AM by Chabal2
Char!
So what did you do with his mom last night?
And then it exploded.
You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
So after you added essence of phlebotinum to the nonsensoleum solution, what happened?
Embrace the mindscrew
So what happened after the robot glomped your Opposite-Sex Clone?
Far, far too many.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
How Many Fingers? am I holding up?
Well, turn left anyway.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
What should I do when the right way is the only one that doesn't lead to my doom?
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Jamais vu
Who is the spy in love with?
Chuck Norris, Mr T, thespacephantom, Dilbert, Michael J Fox, Fred Sanford, And Zoidberg.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
What would it take to vaguely inconvenience Saxton Hale?
Look up.
edited 7th Jun '10 12:08:18 PM by Chabal2
Lead.
Where are the alien eggs?
Plato.
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Who's the philosopher who commited suicide by hemlock?
(and is the answerer or questioner wrong in this case?)
At 3:10.
Jamais vu
When will the crazy train come off the tracks?
Mr T and his amazing supervolcanoes.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Black Inches
What is a bad idea for a documentary?
A green egg.
edited 7th Jun '10 1:22:55 PM by Darxzero
Escape.
Dracula
what did you eat for breakfast this morning?
long story
We must survive, all of us. The blood of a human for me, a cooked bird for you. Where is the difference?
The Magical Fruitbasket
Wow, how did this happen?
Shut up and untie me!
Dracula
what happened here?
I would prefer not to.
We must survive, all of us. The blood of a human for me, a cooked bird for you. Where is the difference?
Laugh it off, everybody
Wanna see me eat yogurt from my bellybutton?
For billion kazoos.
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
PARTY HARD!!!!
How many kazoos does it take to screw in a 
My life!
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Wanna watch as I try to put my foot behind my head?
No way!
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."