PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
A cup made from a mixture of sweat, blood and the tears of a thousand fallen foes that immediately punches you upon dispensing.
A glass of concentrated troll, please.
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
Crazed Lawrencian
Result: a delicious looking glass of golden juice, which smells like honey; the instant a person takes hold of the cup, however, the sounds of vuvuzelas playing will fill that person's ears for the next twenty four hours. Those actually drinking from the cup will suffer acute dysentery five seconds after taking a sip.
Request: a cup of football fervor.
Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Mate Griffon To Mare
Result: A cup of liquid resembling beer. You drink it, and feel no different, so you sit down to watch some TV. You're stuck watching football for all eternity.
A cup of Strawman.
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
Crazed Lawrencian
-Result: a cloudy liquid which, when ingested, caused the subject to harangue anyone present about whatever personal concern they possessed, with much vehemence. This lasted for three hours.
Request: A cure for the [[DATA EXPUNGED] within SCP-231-7.
Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Totally Not a Schoolboy
Result: Machine failed to produce a liquid, gave "OUT OF RANGE" notice instead.
Request: A cup of ADAM.
Let's play a game about Pokémon...
Out-of-range error.
A cup of Dr. Clef.
Crazed Lawrencian
[EXPERIMENT HALTED]
Dr. Clef: It's termination time...
Request: A cup of something which will kill SCP-610.
Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Lord of Shadows
[DATA EXPUNGED]
edited 17th Jun '10 9:53:12 PM by Makuta9999
To be seen, stand up To be heard, speak up To be appreciated, shut up
Crazed Lawrencian
Umm.... You kinda have to say more than that, my good fellow. Including hints as to why this thing went disastrously wrong.
Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
highly secure
Result: A cup of clear white liquid which proceeded to evaporate, producing what many theorize to be a [DATA EXPUNGED], resulting in [DATA EXPUNGED.] Because the effects of [DATA EXPUNGED] were halted, SCP-610 remains alive. Future experiments in creating antiviral liquids are not advised, nor are any concerning devising methods to terminate other SCPs.
Request: A cup of ED
edited 17th Jun '10 11:07:47 PM by Chubert
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Result: My friend Ed, ground up into liquid (he liked to write his name in all caps; thought it made him like ee cummings)
Drink: A cup of happiness.
edited 17th Jun '10 11:16:53 PM by DonZabu
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
Output: A translucent, off-white drink reported to taste of strawberries and kiwifruit. Upon consuming the drink, test subjects reported strong feelings of joy and contentment with life. Researchers also noted that their own dispositions improved upon interacting with subjects who'd consumed the drink.
Request: A cup of KAWAII DESU~~~
we are not the same you will hear my voice
A super sparkly liquid that tastes like tea and a combination of all sorts of pocky at once. It makes the drinker talk in fangirl Japanese ending every sentence with desu. cherry blossom petals seem to follow the drinker everywhere they go.
A cup of Mary Sue.
edited 18th Jun '10 8:10:30 AM by JewelyJ
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
A cup of bright purple and sparkles that makes the user unbearably bubbly and attractive. The effects eventually wear off, and upon regaining some common sense, D-class personnel who drank it reportedly claimed it was the best drink they ever had, demanding more.
A cup of snark.
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
a cup of liquid resembling decafinated coffee. When ingested, researchers became incredibly cynical and prone to uttering sarcastic quips; this effect lasted for 17 hours.
A cup of Mr. Freeze, if you please.
The Danse Macabre Codex
Calendar enthusiast
Result: A cup of brownish liquid that, when ingested, caused drinkers to become increasingly sarcastic for a period of time proportional to the amount ingested.
A pale bluish slush that tastes vaguely of bubblegum.
Request: A cup of nothing.
edited 18th Jun '10 9:33:41 AM by VampireBuddha
Ukrainian Red Cross
Crazed Lawrencian
Result: An empty cup. Sensors in the testing area caught traces of zero-point energy concentrated, though.
(Sorry) Request: A cup of heroism.
edited 18th Jun '10 10:00:45 AM by Colonial1.1
Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
^Um the game is kinda difficult if you don't give a request
PARTY HARD!!!!
^^Result: A cup of vodka.
Request: Something delicious and nutritious.
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
This drink contains all of the minerals and vitamins of healthy food but tastes like some of the best desserts known to man.
A cup of fanfiction
Totally Not a Schoolboy
Output: A thick, brown sludge that was noted for its appalling odor and taste. Subjects who drank the liquid noted that the region of the sludge near the bottom of the cup was unusually thick and tasted "delicious".
Request: A cup of soma dissolved in water.
edited 24th Jun '10 1:05:41 PM by CaptainNapalm
Let's play a game about Pokémon...
Mate Griffon To Mare
Result: A cup of water. The tester who drank it reported feelings of euphoria, out-of-body experiences, heightened mood, and lethargy.
Request: A cup of orgasm-inducing...stuff.
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
A cup of a translucent pink tea that, when ingested, immediately caused the drinker to orgasm continuously for a period of four hours. Also, researchers noted that simply inhaling the beverage's aroma caused immediate arousal.
A cup of Took a Level in Badass, if you would.
The Danse Macabre Codex
Mate Griffon To Mare
A cup of a clear liquid. The D-class personnel assigned to test it immediately showed increased strength, speed, agility, and reflexes, as well as delusions of grandeur and mild psychosis.
A cup of Fetish Fuel.
edited 18th Jun '10 12:19:12 PM by LeighSabio
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
Result: Rather than the expected "OUT OF RANGE" message it produced a cup containing fluid that has been determined to be milk mixed with water. This reinforces the possibility that the device is sentient, and maybe even has a sense of humor. Experimentation is underway.
Request: A cup of Chuck Norris' power.
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD