Things you didn't know until very recently...

—R.J.

Because they weren't manly enough to take a tiger's penis while it was still breathing.

I wonder if Charlie Sheen got his "tiger's blood" from eating tiger penis.

If so, I'm content using old fashion will power to stave off addiction. If winning at addiction require eating the phallus of furry beasts, count me out.

*just found out who Charlie Sheen is today after getting sick of hearing his name all over the place and not knowing who the fuck everybody was talking about*

The below video is pretty much all you need to know. It full of useful facts. Like Charlie Sheen is on a drug called "Charlie Sheen."

That was quite... enlightening.

Well, now I know that eating nuggets is winning.

Actually he shot an arrow up in the air while he was on the ground and it either scraped or got in the side of his head. He didn't do that and skydiving at the same time. but still, going skydiving is still pretty awesome. He's a really nice old teacher too.

edited 14th Apr '11 11:03:59 PM by lolacat

Charlie Sheen played Topper Harley. That's everything you need to know about him.

At least, that's the only thing that interests me about him.

So apparently you don't have to be a woman to be a Volva, you can also be a feminine man.

I don't know how true this is, though.

edited 15th Apr '11 5:47:05 AM by annebeeche

Only recently heard all of Michael Jackson's Thriller. Still haven't actually seen it, though, I searched the lyrics 'cause I was curious as to whether it was actually about zombies.

Also looked up "Like a Boss" on Know Your Meme. They didn't actually make money off of that, did they?

Yes, bands to tend to make money off of hit songs.

The same studio worked on Pokemon, Beserk, and Kanye West's "Good Morning". That's quite a repertoire.

I also recently found out that it was one of my classmates who found Kimberly Proctor's body. All this time i thought it was some random guy walking down the trail.

The chemical name for titin breaks the hottip markup.

for Finland.

OK, in case I'm giving my country too much credit (and thus unintentionally deceiving you), no one's sure who invented the Molotov's Cocktail. It was used in Spain and possibly some other places before the Winter War broke out, so it's possible that someone in Finland just copied it. On the other hand, it's a very simple improvised weapon, and I'm pretty sure many people have invented it independently. So we're not sure if we invented it independently or not.

But I do agree about giving a medal of to the people who came up with the weapon's name (and the term "Molotov's breadbasket") 'cause that is really great black comedy.

(In case you're wondering, I wrote the post quoted in , so that's why I'm elaborating on it here.)

edited 15th Apr '11 4:21:54 PM by BestOf

"Rather than being modelled on chicken eggs, mini eggs are in fact modelled on the eggs of the Great British Tit which are the same size and also come in several speckled colours." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini_Eggs

wait what

</Anglo-Saxons essentially Handwaving/Retconning a pagan figure into christianity>

oh.

I also found out that Scef was the one who showed up on a boat as a kid, not Scyld Scefing, completely trumping something I'm writing since part of the point was that Scef found Scyld and adopted him as his son and that the story's being told by the King of the Scyldings.

-thunks head on wall repeatedly-

edited 17th Apr '11 4:23:34 AM by annebeeche

The only perpetually monogamous Chinese Emperor, an important distinction.

Awwwww. How sweet.

Huey Lewis is white.

I could make more working 40 hours a week at Wal-Mart than relying on scholarships.

I still don't regret not signing up for any scholarships.