ITT: We Make Obscure References.

He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give.

ignore this.

Edited by KeironCioran on Jul 29th 2019 at 7:48:50 AM

'Ong Kong? What do you mean, 'Ong Kong?

Gain Base Stability: -1.00%.
A vase falls over.
Gain Base Stability: +1.00%.
I didn't like that vase anyway.

You take the tube to the London Eye, hoping to get a better view of the city. You see many things, including fourteen violent crimes, but eventually you see a billboard advertising a mystic in the area.

Oh. So what you're saying is that I have to think of original content without you to leech off of.

Let's actually fuckin' take a character who had something that almost sounded like a name from the show and try to repronounce his name so that way it sounds like everybody's yawning whenever they're fuckin' saying his name.

We see the bill of rights. It's in love. The lawyer will break its heart. There's nothing we can do.

Four straight posts of italics huh?

Edited by FirstSnow on Aug 4th 2019 at 2:13:26 PM

I just do it out of force of habit

"My upset is so hard"

"I can be chief manager of being broken 'cause ANYONE CAN JUST BE ANYTHING!"

Edited by Routeferret on Aug 5th 2019 at 6:02:21 PM

"If he beats everyone, does that means Pakistan is the best country at Tekken?"

"We can access our PORTSSS and our MAUWSSSE and our DESKTAAAHHP."

"I hate this guy even more now! He's even eviller than Syndrome and the most evillest bad guy in the whole world! How dare he betray the sanctity of bouncy castles like th- I don't even know what I'm doing anymore, can we just cut to the next part?"

"Call now before we go extinct."

The Shitman costume looks like shit, because it doesn't look like shit.

nah, not even close :P

Edited by MrLavisherMoot on Aug 8th 2019 at 3:02:43 PM

Not exact, but the Game Dude's review of Conker: Live & Reloaded?

"Cock-A-Doodle-Do it!"

“Listen, Dr. Freud, I’d love to analyze our kinky sandbox relationship, but don’t we have pants to save?”

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Forty pies. To make this many pies in one night using the tools at hand would require more than ten hours of essentially uninterrupted work. And That's Terrible.

"Oh, it's like a pu pu platter"

"Hopefully there is no literal poo-poo in the fake one"

"This level introduces the concept of going over here for some reason…"

Why'd they end up in hospital? And whose is that helmet? Was she on the bike? Hang on a minute... that's a bit fucking mad, that one.

GEORGE HAS GOT HIS RETRACTABLE TEETH OUT, HE IS THIRSTY FOR FLESH.

Edited by Routeferret on Aug 12th 2019 at 12:12:11 PM

Sit back and enjoy the coppery taste of fear in companionable silence.