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“Now, all I can do is let the dreamer’s unconscious take over and plow through nightmares like a hot freight train through butter.”
"Hold up... Ya look familiar. Where've I seen you before?" "He's right, ya know. You do stand out a bit." "But these are the only clothes that I've got...!" "The dress! You're the girl from Baker Street! Jade? Jasmine...?" "Hey, this is a royal gown. See this inlay? It's hand-stitched!"
Edited by WolfThunder on Mar 13th 2019 at 12:57:19 PM
That's Aladdin, no? Alright, I stand corrected
SOME KIND OF BONE IS ON DISPLAY
PEOPLE WHO GET EXCITED ABOUT THAT KIND OF THING "VERY EXCITED"
Edited by FirstSnow on Mar 13th 2019 at 1:04:03 PM
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you for rejecting me by never being there, fuck you for making me feel like shit about myself, fuck you for bleeding the fucking love and life out of me, fuck my father for fucking up my life for good and fuck my mother for not leaving him, but most of all, fuck you God for making me a person who does not exist. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
Edited by KeironCioran on Mar 13th 2019 at 5:57:16 AM
I'm a man of many faces But I'm calling off the masquerade Underneath this act, I'm faceless You're just a performer, and I've cast the play Curtains drawn, face the crowd Know your lines, say them loud Play your part, make us proud Hear applause and take a bow
'Describe your Youtube channel in 3 words.'
You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will fuck you up!
"Even a fist soaked in blood has the power to save someone. Don't you agree?"
"Now this is shit racing!"
"Tonight on "Unsolved Mysteries"; Goth girls breaking into my room at night and putting...a lump of purple goo on my crocodile without me knowing about it. And it's not even an innuendo for anything, that's just how wacky of a scenario that we're dealing with here!"
For some reason, people in medieval times were just like "Let's draw dicks on everything!"
"I got Mussel Odyssey yesterday, so get over here already!"
GONNA FEED THE BABIES
Everytime I come here it's always some shit going down.
Edited by KeironCioran on Mar 16th 2019 at 6:54:16 AM
DON'T BRING POTTERY INTO THIS!
"Over the weekends and holidays, there's a lot of family with little kids visiting, buttering the week day, it's quiet and peaceful."
Edited by WolfThunder on Mar 17th 2019 at 4:02:24 AM
the badly translated VN/otome game "Kitty Love''
"Of note is one of Lucina's lines "Let's go hop into a garden and see what's blooming", which sounds like it belongs in an edutainment game, not a game about war."
"Que te jodan."
"ˇQue te jodan!"
"ˇQUE TE JODAAARGHAGRHARGHA—!"
"I'm a little brown bat
Hungry for a midnight snack
The sound wave blast
I release to find food fast
Bionic ears, ultra sonic frequencies, I can hear
I sleep all day, upside down, in my cave
I fly by night, don't need light, eat meals in-flight."
Edited by WolfThunder on Mar 18th 2019 at 4:14:05 AM
Of course, I am waiting on all these frigging platforms, so maybe there is some lollygagging to be had.
"'Fridge.' Once I went to the fridge, saw our fridge in there and I thought, 'Oh no... not one of those, not another one of those stupid fridge-ception jokes."
"Captain Marvel's Cat Could Take Down Thanos"
If this suit has a GPS tracking system how come I can't see where I am? I guess it's an anti-theft feature.
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