Strongest In History
"If I was in your capably nimble shoes, I'd say 'To heck with Hatty and my Friends, they'll be fine!' And then I'd pack myself a nice bagged lunch, show these cats my favorite finger, and make like horse turds and hit the trail."
"What are you going to do panda, sit on me?"
"I'll be back... You jerks!"
Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Jul 21st 2018 at 9:30:50 AM
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
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while I don't know where those quotes are from, that gotta be someone talking about Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the joining together of Tex, and Church in eternalness together. Smuh—speak now, or forever rest in peace! With liberty and justice for all.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
"Rest in peace, cancer cell. Please don't come back."
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
He'll take the case!
"I'm six foot three inches tall and maintain a very consistent Panda Bear Shape."
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Love your hair, hope you win
It's Dolmio day in Moscow.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
"Probably, its weight is 1000 kg, and the power is 700 hp. The power-to-weight ratio is 1 kg/hp. It really is a monster machine!"
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
A chub from the Grant Corporation
- I’m here with my girlfriend...
- Hi!
- Do you want us to turn our radios down? We already did.
Love your hair, hope you win
Well, sir, you're in luck. This week we're having a special on angry Chicago sister bouquets.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
"...and then they made me their chief."
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
Love your hair, hope you win
Damn, that does sound kinda familiar…
All good British home have a slime tap.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Outspoken Cleric
"OHHH NO, COME BACK HERE EXPRESSO!"
Edited by ReikoKazama on Jul 27th 2018 at 8:54:31 PM
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
"They come to this place when they know they are not pure."
This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
"Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void."
Edited by ArmoredFury on Jul 27th 2018 at 6:43:13 PM
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Love your hair, hope you win
What you've got here is a classic case of "Sonic says 'Go away' to dog", but with a unique spin on it. In this one, the dog is the pope.
Edited by FirstSnow on Jul 28th 2018 at 4:19:22 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
"Neptune is so far out there."
"Hello? Are you out there?"
"It's the size of seventeen Earths, dude."
"How do we know?"
"Because scientists tell us."
Edited by WolfThunder on Jul 30th 2018 at 1:40:04 AM
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
"Why do you call it Plunkbat? Why? Like, you know what that means, right?"
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
This is the snobbiest place on earth. It makes Los Angeles look like North Korea.
simple as
"Dude, do you have a teleprompter in your mask or something?"
Strongest In History
"Everybody in the video... IS NAKED!"
"CHANGE!"
"Slap it on with the might of Zeus, It's not a miracle product!" "DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
Love your hair, hope you win
While everyone else was drunk at the bar, the bar decided to have an existential journey…"
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Outspoken Cleric
"OOOHHHH YOUCANMIDEYMIINNE FUCK YOU!"
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
Put in other perspective, the Chiron’s engine weighs about as much as:
- One dugong
- A LaFerrari cut in half
- A Piper Cub at maximum takeoff weight
- 1,234 pounds of ball bearings hurtling down a flight of stairs, unrestricted, barreling towards you, oh god, run, run you fool, you still have time, good god who let out all of these ball bearings, this was such a grave and inexplicable error
meow
"Can you help us? We need a place to stay."
"Aw man, me too!"
"Oh. I'm sorry, I... thought you lived here."
"Oh... I do!"
"...Sir, where do you live?"
"The whole universe is my home. ...And also this house." *points to a run-down building.* "...Oh no, my house! Now I just have the universe to live in."
"That's really deep. Like me! I'm deep. Mmmm..."
"Okay, okay, we get it, shushushushushush. Okay, sir? Wha- oh, where did he go?"
Are you ready? Go live!
"Just saying; but the Death Eaters sound like the good guys here."
"They're just giving each other kisses and telling each other that they like 'em."
"And then rounds of applauses for a good kiss!"
Edited by FirstSnow on Jul 22nd 2018 at 4:26:58 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.