The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

-busts down the door-

wheres my money Frank?

((There is no Frank here.))

I SAW him run in here

((Oh...then go get him. And bring me his head.))

hes got no head

What money?

my money

Why do you want to kill Frank?

Did he-a Zappa you?

no. u misspelled "zapper"

Several Franks are dead. I suppose you can go through their pockets and see if your money's in the wallets.

Clearly a joke explanation is in order here...

did you know that what we call spaghetti bolognese is actually called "yi yam a bellenda" in italy

I must whispers secrets into the ears of strangers

Ok

I must scream at babies

Oh god why

Babies scream enough already

Yeah, and for some reason, America's Funniest Home Videos considers kids crying and screaming to be comedy gold.

Edited by Demetrios on May 14th 2019 at 5:05:40 AM

babies are horrible

Rarely do I find AFV funny.

And no, babies are not horrible. They make everything better!

I want to ban babies

Who let Thanos in here?

I wouldn't ban them but I wish they'd be quiet. They're not dissimilar to Navi; I'd be significantly more okay with them if there was an option to make them shut up.

You could put the sleeper hold on 'em.