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They were deeply religious.
A priest, a pirate and a horse walk into a bar...
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The pirate and Horse are asked to leave because this world is full of discrimination.
Oh Lord, forgive the misprints! Andrew Bradford, American book-publisher
Hey
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What did the necromancer say to the farmer's daughter?
Li'l Shardfinder
'Sup?
What do you call four matadors in quicksand?
The real punchline, BTW is "Quattro Sink-o"...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Emergency services. And quickly.
What do you say to a person in a lake with a plant on her head?
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"Do you need a hand getting out of the lake?"
Little Timmy wakes up late at night and wanders into his parents' room.
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Planet-Killer
And finds them having sex.
It's 9 in the morning and there's an ugly woman next to you.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
You move from the back of the bus, to the front.
Chuck Norris doesn't win. He just allows...
Departed days ahead.
...His students to beat him in order to improve their confidence.
What do you get when you cross a pogo-stick with a sheep?
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
someone
A sheep wearing springs.
A teenage girl, a widow and a nurse walk into the forest one day...
something
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And the sisters had a lovely time with their nature walk. They hadn't had much time to catch up lately.
Knock knock.
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Defiler of Shops
Oh hey Gary! Here to return my bag of sugar you borrowed?
What did the executive say to the Buddhist Irishman?
Soul is ugly.
Harlot
"So you're Irish and Buddhist? Wow."
Why did the egg kill the cook?
At the end of the game, both the king and pawn go back in the same box.
Li'l Shardfinder
It was raw.
What did the blind man say to the deaf man's wife?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Hello.
What did Obama say to Bush?
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
Defiler of Shops
"Well, it seems I've filled your position! For 3 years!"
The Bogeyman checks under his bed each night for...
Soul is ugly.
...dust, to determine if he needs to vacuum his room.
There's a chainsaw and a wooden table in a room. How do you leave?
Now using Trivialis handle.
Believe
Open the door
Real answer, use the chainsaw to cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole - climb through the the "hole".
An extended version of the question is just a table and a mirror, look in the mirror, see what you "saw", take the "saw" and cut the table, etc.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
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"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
I can't breathe in this
A disturbing cross-species relationship
What did the mouse say to the cow?
Hello again tropers
Li'l Shardfinder
What part of the computer are you?
Hi.
What does expired milk taste like in space?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Just as foul as it does on Earth.
What do you call a guy who throws sandwiches on his face in school cafeteria?
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Mentally disturbed.
A narcoleptic man decides to go parachuting.
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watching down on us
He floats to the ground slowly.
How many Polish people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Not necessarily any; generally speaking non-Polish people can change lightbulbs if they need to.
Did you find the updog?
One, or possibly two depending on how high the lightbulb is and/or what equipment they have.
So a dwarf and his friends walk into a monastery...