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Sodomize your victims with broom sticks!
Yeah, nothing new on the scrapegoating-games front, but her made-up examples are so hilarious.
edited 28th Sep '10 12:25:51 PM by occono
ALWAYS THINK OF THE CHILDREN
NEVERMIND THAT CHILDREN ARE DEAD FUCKING LOW ON SOME OF OUR PRIORITY LISTS, YOU HETERONORMATIVE BABIES-FOR-TRADITIONAL-CHRISTIAN-VALUES WITCH
NEVERMIND THERE'S PLENTY OF FAMILY-FRIENDLY GAMES YOU CAN RECOMMEND TO SAID CHILDREN
NEVERMIND THAT YOU MAKE UP EXAMPLES, ALL OF THEM OF THE WORST SORT
edited 28th Sep '10 12:29:35 PM by Charlatan
Misrepresenting the people. And the children.
I'm glad someone has finally come around to my point of view that those godless, sociopathic abominations don't deserve to even be classified as people.
edited 28th Sep '10 12:34:40 PM by DrPravd
...I kind of want a game with some of those made-up examples. So long as it's way over the top. Viciously vivisect and decapitate prostitutes with CHAINSAW-CHUCKS.
So she comes from the Spiro T. Agnew school of mudslinging? "Viciously vivisect;" honestly.
Mmm... Makes me want to play Mad World.
Well thats a thread title to get your attention...
Jesus Christ On Toast, WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING? I feel like my brain is caving in on itself!
Oooh, that could be one of those new violent thingies that the children can do.
Cataclysmically cave in and implode brains with sledgehammers!
Am I a horrible person for wanting to actually make a game like that after reading that article? You know, just for spite and lulz?
And before someone says that I should, I don't have the kind of programming skills or other tools needed to do so :p
edited 28th Sep '10 2:59:18 PM by Reflextion
I wonder if things like Nintendogs or the Imagine series just kind of get filtered out of these people's field of vision when they make bitchfests like this.
I mean, I wouldn't complain about children being exposed to sex and drugs in late-night HBO, I'd direct them to Cartoon Network or give them my old Disney tapes instead. Why should anyone give a rat's ass about what happens in M-rated games that said children aren't legally able to buy (unless some negligent parent does it for them, in which case we have far worse problems)?
edited 28th Sep '10 4:35:50 PM by Pykrete
Silly. Everyone knows Nintendogs is about to-the-death dog-fighting rings.
She shouldn't make decisions for other people. And the children.
If I win the lottery any time soon, I'm going to make FATAL the game, and then make sure it's marketed to children.
But, fellas, what about the chiiiiilllldreeeeeeennn? Do you people not care about teh children?!?!
Of course I do. What else would I have for dinner?
Yanno, every generation that was warned about The New Rock & Roll has turned out just fine.
I mean I'm messed up but not because of videogames.
Actually, a way to complain about Nintendogs has been found.
I get the feeling it'll spark debates about "dangerous" dog breeds more than anything else.
Great freaking timing that that story showed up today.
It's not the game's fault! Playing it near a territorial dog is the equivalent of bringing another dog in the area. Sure, the girl probably didn't know. It's not her fault. But it's certainly not the game's!
IM GONNA BREAK A BROOMHANDLE UP IN YOUR ASS
edited 28th Sep '10 8:40:48 PM by heartlessmushroom
^^^^ I like how her mother didn't see fit reason to come home from her birthday party in Jamaica most of all.
And people ask me why i hate rich people... lets just hope the kid doesn't turn out like her parents.
edited 28th Sep '10 8:40:45 PM by Billabong
Logic at work.◊
Edit: I modified it a bit, it should make more sense now.
edited 29th Sep '10 1:46:43 AM by Medinoc
Re: Family Games: You'll bet the Moral Guardians will find something to condemn G-rated games for, even (and especially) if it's blatantly lying.
Animal Crossing? COMMUNIST!!
Lego Star Wars? PROMOTING THE GAY AGENDA!!
Robot Unicorn Attack? PEDOPHILIC DRUG PUSHING REVERSE RACIST GORN SOAKED WHHHAARRGARRBLE!!!
Face it, we're dealing with trumped up "Stop Having Fun" Guys. They're all just bitter has-beens looking for a cheap way to grab some media attention and support for their irrelevant moral crusade. And probably won't stop until they die.
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