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occono from Ireland.
Sep 28th 2010 at 12:25:11 PM

Sodomize your victims with broom sticks!

Yeah, nothing new on the scrapegoating-games front, but her made-up examples are so hilarious.

edited 28th Sep '10 12:25:51 PM by occono

Dumbo
Sep 28th 2010 at 12:28:19 PM

THE CHILDREN

THE CHILDREN

ALWAYS THINK OF THE CHILDREN

NEVERMIND THAT CHILDREN ARE DEAD FUCKING LOW ON SOME OF OUR PRIORITY LISTS, YOU HETERONORMATIVE BABIES-FOR-TRADITIONAL-CHRISTIAN-VALUES WITCH

NEVERMIND THERE'S PLENTY OF FAMILY-FRIENDLY GAMES YOU CAN RECOMMEND TO SAID CHILDREN

NEVERMIND THAT YOU MAKE UP EXAMPLES, ALL OF THEM OF THE WORST SORT

edited 28th Sep '10 12:29:35 PM by Charlatan

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A-HYUK!
Sep 28th 2010 at 12:29:44 PM

360 Gamertag: Electivirus. 3DS friend code: 5412-9983-8497. PSN ID: Electivirus. PM me if you add me on any.
Schitzo HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE from Akumajou Dracula Relationship Status: LA Woman, you're my woman
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
Sep 28th 2010 at 12:30:16 PM

ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
DrPravd Nihihihihihihi from Shooting the Breeze
Nihihihihihihi
Sep 28th 2010 at 12:34:26 PM

Misrepresenting the people. And the children.

I'm glad someone has finally come around to my point of view that those godless, sociopathic abominations don't deserve to even be classified as people.

edited 28th Sep '10 12:34:40 PM by DrPravd

"People are calling me stupid on the internet."
Bur Chaotic Neutral from Flyover Country Relationship Status: Not war
Sep 28th 2010 at 1:39:29 PM

...I kind of want a game with some of those made-up examples. So long as it's way over the top. Viciously vivisect and decapitate prostitutes with CHAINSAW-CHUCKS.

i. hear. a. sound.
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire
Responsible adult
Sep 28th 2010 at 1:41:46 PM

So she comes from the Spiro T. Agnew school of mudslinging? "Viciously vivisect;" honestly.

Mmm... Makes me want to play Mad World.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows!
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
Sep 28th 2010 at 2:44:54 PM

Jesus Christ On Toast, WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING? I feel like my brain is caving in on itself!

"Alice in Wonderland was about a chick getting high as fucking balls on a Hunter S. Thompson type list of drugs." - Mark Von Lewis
DrPravd Nihihihihihihi from Shooting the Breeze
Nihihihihihihi
Sep 28th 2010 at 2:56:05 PM

Oooh, that could be one of those new violent thingies that the children can do.

Cataclysmically cave in and implode brains with sledgehammers!

"People are calling me stupid on the internet."
Reflextion Cheerful Misanthrope from Nowhere Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Cheerful Misanthrope
Sep 28th 2010 at 2:58:58 PM

Am I a horrible person for wanting to actually make a game like that after reading that article? You know, just for spite and lulz?

And before someone says that I should, I don't have the kind of programming skills or other tools needed to do so :p

edited 28th Sep '10 2:59:18 PM by Reflextion

It's assholes all the way down. —CharlesPhipps
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest
NOT THE BEES
Sep 28th 2010 at 4:35:21 PM

I wonder if things like Nintendogs or the Imagine series just kind of get filtered out of these people's field of vision when they make bitchfests like this.

I mean, I wouldn't complain about children being exposed to sex and drugs in late-night HBO, I'd direct them to Cartoon Network or give them my old Disney tapes instead. Why should anyone give a rat's ass about what happens in M-rated games that said children aren't legally able to buy (unless some negligent parent does it for them, in which case we have far worse problems)?

edited 28th Sep '10 4:35:50 PM by Pykrete

Bur Chaotic Neutral from Flyover Country Relationship Status: Not war
Sep 28th 2010 at 4:41:23 PM

Silly. Everyone knows Nintendogs is about to-the-death dog-fighting rings. smile

i. hear. a. sound.
RocketDude Face Time from AZ, United States
Face Time
Sep 28th 2010 at 5:14:11 PM

She shouldn't make decisions for other people. And the children.

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Barkey War Profiteer from Bunker 051 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
War Profiteer
Sep 28th 2010 at 5:17:07 PM

If I win the lottery any time soon, I'm going to make FATAL the game, and then make sure it's marketed to children.

The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.
Komodin TV Tropes' Sonic Wiki Curator from Windy Hill Zone Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
TV Tropes' Sonic Wiki Curator
Sep 28th 2010 at 5:20:25 PM

But, fellas, what about the chiiiiilllldreeeeeeennn? Do you people not care about teh children?!?!

Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.
Sep 28th 2010 at 5:21:52 PM

Of course I do. What else would I have for dinner?

mrsaturn Youkai Serious
Youkai Serious
Sep 28th 2010 at 5:58:26 PM

Yanno, every generation that was warned about The New Rock & Roll has turned out just fine.

I mean I'm messed up but not because of videogames.

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
Sep 28th 2010 at 6:15:01 PM

I get the feeling it'll spark debates about "dangerous" dog breeds more than anything else.

Sep 28th 2010 at 7:00:00 PM

Great freaking timing that that story showed up today.

It's not the game's fault! Playing it near a territorial dog is the equivalent of bringing another dog in the area. Sure, the girl probably didn't know. It's not her fault. But it's certainly not the game's!

heartlessmushroom Space hobo
Space hobo
Sep 28th 2010 at 8:40:17 PM

IM GONNA BREAK A BROOMHANDLE UP IN YOUR ASS

edited 28th Sep '10 8:40:48 PM by heartlessmushroom

Billabong from Australia
Sep 28th 2010 at 8:40:21 PM

^^^^ I like how her mother didn't see fit reason to come home from her birthday party in Jamaica most of all.

And people ask me why i hate rich people... lets just hope the kid doesn't turn out like her parents.

edited 28th Sep '10 8:40:45 PM by Billabong

Medinoc Chaotic Greedy from France
Chaotic Greedy
Sep 29th 2010 at 1:22:49 AM

Logic at work.

Edit: I modified it a bit, it should make more sense now.

edited 29th Sep '10 1:46:43 AM by Medinoc

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
DarkDecapodian The Prodigal Returns from the fold
The Prodigal Returns
Sep 29th 2010 at 3:55:23 AM

Re: Family Games: You'll bet the Moral Guardians will find something to condemn G-rated games for, even (and especially) if it's blatantly lying.

Nintendogs? ZOOPHILIC!!

Pokemon? SATANIC!!

Animal Crossing? COMMUNIST!!

Mario? ANTI-AMERICAN!!

Lego Star Wars? PROMOTING THE GAY AGENDA!!

Robot Unicorn Attack? PEDOPHILIC DRUG PUSHING REVERSE RACIST GORN SOAKED WHHHAARRGARRBLE!!!

Face it, we're dealing with trumped up "Stop Having Fun" Guys. They're all just bitter has-beens looking for a cheap way to grab some media attention and support for their irrelevant moral crusade. And probably won't stop until they die.

Aww, did I hurt your widdle fee-fees?

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