Retsupurae

^ He cracked up after ONE MINUTE!

Never before has hiking been so sexy!

Edit: a failed embedding. Also poor grammar.

edited 25th Apr '10 8:08:14 AM by Cormoran

This one is probably one of my faves:

Earlier today at school, I quoted one of their lines  ^*

And one of my classmates actually got the reference. I lol'd.

"You have fucked me for the last time Waddle Doo!" is one of the greatest lines I've ever heard, as well as from the same video, "LET'S PLAY KIRBY SUPER STAR! FUCK YOU, MOM!"

edited 29th Apr '10 6:40:39 PM by StarkMaximum

WHO IS THIS LOSER

Also, you can't ignore gems from other videos—

"So you didn't believe me when I told you this was a really tall level? Well I fooled you fuckers, didn't I?"

Their whole tirade in the Cornshaq video, culminating in "My response will not take any longer than 10 minutes, because that is the Youtube limit."

edited 29th Apr '10 9:13:54 PM by Blueeyedrat

Proteus does Cornshaq

"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington

And now I'm wanting to kill him and I'm wanting and I'm wanting and I'm wanting

But you see I can't actually do that because this is the internet and he's over there and I have no idea where he is and besides it's not really him I want to kill but his voice because he just doesn't ever shut up or take a breath or do something and I honestly thought that this video was a standard Retsupurae and was waiting for the commentator to say something over it but no it's a parody video so it has to be done in exactly the same way

So I can keep wanting to kill it all I want but the fact is he's not going to shut up because that's the whole point of the video is to point out people who just don't shut up when they're doing Let's Plays even for a second despite how utterly pointless their comments are and how obvious they might be and besides it's a recording so he's already shut up long before I hit "play" and besides even that I can just stop the video or even close the window to stop it

So I really only have myself to blame.

Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.

I'm thinking that LPers who show calm in the face of difficult games are much better than the ones who flip out.

If there is ever a grand finale to Retsupurae, it should be Billy MC, Electrical Beast, and Musclebomber 2021 making sarcastic comments over one of Slowbeef and Diabetus's LP's.

edited 1st May '10 4:26:31 AM by Myrmidon

Kill all math nerds

Great, now I really want to see that just for the sheer mindblow.

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Is it just me or does Slowbeef have a history with Mario's pronunciation? I'm pretty sure it's on purpose since I remember him pronouncing it right and then correcting himself.

...Let us in...

I always thought he did it just to get people annoyed enough to go YOU'RE PRONOUNCING IT WRONG STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

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My favorite lines from them are interrupting things with "SNES9x" and "Please stop let's-playing I Wanna Be The Guy", and "three...two...one...Uh, I'm sorry, I can't do this." "Fuck this."

"Don't threaten to replace me with Dave_O, you cunt." "We're recording!" "I know."

edited 1st May '10 12:01:12 PM by Blueeyedrat

"I've got 5000 subscribers now, I can crush you!"

WHO IS THIS LOSER

This youtube account has the entirety of Retsupurae's livestream.

edited 13th Jun '10 8:17:08 PM by BattleMage

I always keep finding myself coming back to their riff on Raven Rage/Nostalgic Rage HQ's Mario Bros 3 LP. the over abundance of sound effects to cover up Raven's dirty language and such, as wlel as Save state abuse. This part made me crack up the msot tough:

Diabetus: Well I got my state 19 from the beginning of the world but-

• A EFFING LOUD beep interrupts him*

that and the random Castlevania track at the beginning.

I have to say though, their "Art of Camcordering" vid was quite controversial, since they talked over a vital line of the L Per's that proved one of their points wrong, not that it excuses the L Per in question, since his was just plain awful

What line was that?

WHO IS THIS LOSER

To elaborate, Diabetus and Slowbeef joked that the L Per had wasted shitloads of money buying a Neo Geo and Art of Fighting, since the originals cost quite a bit. At one point Dia says something about "most antiquited technology", and if you listen faintly you can hear the L Per saying "I ordered Art of Fighting Anthology online", with said anthology being considerably cheaper. Not that it excuses the L Per's AWFUL video, but yeah, they kinda cocked up there.

It also aroused the annoyance (at first) of benimarucollider who at first pointed out the mistake only to be shot down by fans and even what seemed to be an RP member, leading to him making an angered response video where one can in fact hear the line. Its quite a story.

Are you sure you can't just rule that out under Rule of Funny?

It's not like Billy MC is really chained up in his parents' basement...

READ THIS COMIC. | Read along as I play through my games collection!

Heck if I know. Personally I felt it was a little silly of them but I could excuse them since the L Per in question was just plain shit. His intro was too long, the camcordering work was abysmal, and was there ANY point in rewinding a recording to show Yuri Sakazaki's Sexy KO? We could look that up ourselves ferchrissakes. So I let it slide, generally.

Does this sound creepy to you? I could not watch it the whole way.