Former Human
Outcome: A spoon that bends when you look at it.
"Is this a matrix reference?"-Dr.Zurita
Test: One Ghostly Gibus. Very fine.
edited 29th Jul '17 8:20:56 PM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Result: A Ghost wearing said Top-hat, everyone in the room immediately threw up their arms and some of them wet themselves. Memetic Influence is suspected, and has been classified as SCP-(REDACTED)
Input: Dr Gerald's Car Keys, Rough.
"HE'S DRUNK AND WANTS TO DRIVE! HURRY!" -Dr J
![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
"Phew, Crisis averted..." -Dr J
edited 8th Aug '17 7:32:41 PM by Jaxfirebus
Fandom Gremlin, Different Twin
Broken keys
A photo of Blair Wainwright in godlike garments, representing my pathological obsession
http://www.ncls.it/g/
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
What setting is your input at, Kaiko? You didn't list it in the post.
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume Fine
Output: A paper figurine of Sims 3 character Blair Wainwright. D-8632 stole the item and three weeks later was seen attempting to perform stunts seen in a ██████████ spy film. Object is under further investigation for memetic properties.
Input: Three (3) desk fans (all at once). Setting: Fine
Output: a fan with the power of three desk fans.
Input; a cup of coffee and a chipwich. very fine
Homsar is god The Djjery-bible
Blitzy....
Output:A DVD of Homestar Runner, featuring Homsar in place of Homestar. Language is indecipherable.
Input: A Jotaro Kujo figure, Very Fine
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Output: An animate version of Star Platinum, faded away very quickly due to having no Jotaro to be a stand of.
Input: All Strong_bad_email.exe dvd's. Very Fine.
Homsar is god The Djjery-bible
Not Sherlock Holmes
Output: Boxing gloves that work with computer keyboards.
Input: A potion that makes toys come to life, all official Undertale plushies. Very Fine.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Result: A potion that turns anything into undertale merchandise.
Test: a Disc containing GoonStation, and a grey Jumpsuit. Very Fine.
Blitzy....
Output: A graphically updated version of said game, with a userbase described as more ''friendly".
Input: A toy Infinity Gauntlet, all settings.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Rough: Plastic Dust of varying colors.
Course: Several plastic gems and a featureless yellow glove.
1:1: The Power Glove, it's so bad!
Fine: A gauntlet made of gold with several valuable gems.
Very Fine: TEST CANCELED!
"We all know what you're trying to do. Stop it." -[REDACTED]
Input: A Toy Sonic Screwdriver, Very Fine.
Singularity of Self Delusion
Output: A fully functional Sonic Screwdriver that works on wood without any issue.
Input: 5 copies of all the fan-fiction that ever had, has or will exist. One copy on each setting.
edited 31st May '18 11:38:17 AM by Wixelt
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Likes Umbrella Corp.
Rough: A bunch of burnt up paper. Coarse: A bunch of torn or crumpled paper. 1:1: A big pile of feces. Fine: A bunch of paper of each fanfiction, written much better. Very Fine: A movie that combined all of the fanfiction into one setting. The movie is approximately 35 days long. Subjects who watched the first 5 minutes of the movie said it was"God creating life anew.". SCP classification is pending.
Input: General G███████. 1 General Grievous action figure. Very Fine
Note: General G███████ (now known has G for short) has been a fan of Star Wars since he was a kid, and frequently requested to be his favorite character, General Grievous. His request was denied several times, but after successfully containing 5 SCP's (3 of which are Keter), G was permitted to use 914.
Umbrla crp rls
...
Output: A giant, ten-armed beast with raptor claws for feet with the aforementioned Grievous's head. It seems to be made of colour-changing plasma, though mostly it varies between a single shade of red, blue and green. Subject appears friendly.
Note: What? Did you expect dealing with SCPs to be a good idea?
Input: One copy of SCP-3236
on all settings.
Note: Said SCP is classed as Safe.
edited 3rd Jun '18 4:16:06 AM by StarAndroidJaguar
...
Likes Umbrella Corp.
Output: Rough: A completely destroyed SCP-3236. It is beyond repair. Coarse: A dismantled SCP-3236. Can be repaired, but the Foundation doesn't have the parts. Currently being used to build high-tech weapons. 1:1: A realistic sex doll. Currently owned by Dr. L. Fine: SCP-3263 is now fully operational and repaired. Tests are being used to find any differences. Very Fine: SCP-3236 is now a sex slave creator, able to create any human clone the subject desires. Currently owned and experimented with by Dr. L.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST EXPERIMENT WE EVER DID!"- Dr. L
Input: All the Resident Evil games. All settings.
Umbrla crp rls
Likes Umbrella Corp.
bump
Umbrla crp rls
Singularity of Self Delusion
Output:
- Rough: A large pile of destroyed discs and other related electronics. Analysis reveals markings and labels denoting them to have contained the Resident Evil games.
- Coarse: The same amount of discs and electronics, marked to contain the Resident Evil games. However, all have been wiped clean of any data.
- 1:1: All the Resident Evil movies.
- Fine: All the Resident Evil games released to date remastered with next-gen graphics and gameplay. Combined into a single title on a single disc.
- Very Fine: As above with Fine, by all initial appearances. However, when the resultant game was tested on a computer capable of supporting it, said machine proceeded to unleash [REDACTED], resulting in a containment breach and the loss of [X] personnel. Both machine and disk were recovered following neutralization of the situation and were subsequently destroyed.
Input: 5 copies of Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, one on each setting.
Dr. Elt: "Yes, I know it doesn't make sense that we can somehow fit a giant mech the size of the universe into this thing, let alone five of them. Just go with it."
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
All hail lord Schumeblezz!
Output: Denied by O5 Council.
How the hell do you expect us to find an Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan? And no, we are not gonna build one, not even for military porpouses (and you want five...) - O5 Council
Input: A piece of paper in wich was written "Fuck you, 914".
Setting: 1:1, Fine, Very Fine.
Note: Let's see if a machine can get angry, hihihi! - Dr. Ectoplasmia
Why are you always like that? - Dr. Richards
Bitch, i do what I want!!! - Dr. Ectoplasmia
(Well, my first time writting in this and I alredy think I did garbage, damn inferiority complex... and sorry for any grammatical error)
I do not know what to write, then pretend that this is a funny and unique text.
The Senate
I don’t think you can do all three, so I’ll do the result for 1:1. EDIT: never mind, I’ll add the others.
Output: 1:1: A piece of paper reading “You too, SCP Foundation”. Fine: A blank slip of paper. Very Fine: Shredded paper and leaves.
Input: The Jamba Heart; Very Fine.
Thank you for stealing my catchphrase.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 9th 2018 at 9:25:56 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
All hail lord Schumeblezz!
Output: An black candied apple. D-1892 after eating a piece of it said it was the most vile thing he ever ate. 5 minutes after that, D-1892 was found dead in his room. The cause of the death is unknown.
Note: Where the heck did we find a Jamba Heart? - Dr. Richard's
Bird magic. - Dr. Ectoplasmia
Being the explanation to everything since 1986... - Dr. Richard's
Input: Globglogabgalab.
Setting: Coarse, 1:1 and Very Fine.
(As a fan of Metroid I realise there isn't a better excuse to anything than Bird magic)
Edited by SpookyMagazine on Jul 9th 2018 at 7:27:50 AM
I do not know what to write, then pretend that this is a funny and unique text.
Likes Umbrella Corp.
Output:
Course: A giant mass of shredded flesh. Had a similar consistency to bubble gum.
1:1: An Atheist who likes books.
Very Fine: [DATA EXPUNGED]
"MY EYES!!!!!!"- Dr. J
Input: The entire Homestuck webcomic. All settings.
"Yes. Hell yes. Hell fucking yes."- Dr. Hussie
Umbrla crp rls
All hail lord Schumeblezz!
Output:
Rough: 2 giga bytes of corrupted data.
Coarse: Various files containing separated images and codes used in the webcomic.
1:1: A file containing an manga adaptation of Homestuck. This adaptation changes the character desing to be more Japanese.
Fine: A file containing the normal webcomic, but the art style was totally reworked.
Very Fine: A file containing an anime adaptation of Homestuck.
"I'm going to keep the last one for research, yeah, lot of research"-Dr. Hussie
Input: A rainbow.
Setting: Fine & Very Fine.
I do not know what to write, then pretend that this is a funny and unique text.
SCP-3778-A
Output:
Fine: Glowing, intangible candies made of light that dissipated quickly. Assumed to be Skittles, but we can't be sure.
Very Fine: A small orb of light that causes all light exposed to it to turn into rainbows.
Input: A Nickelback album along with a Dragonforce album.
Setting: 1:1
There is always a possibility, no matter how improbable it may seem. Just start thinking about it, and it will haunt you forever.
RESULT: An actual stick.
EDIT: Upon close inspection, this stick appears to be powered by gasoline. and those who wield it can't stop themselves from claiming so. The stick makes it's wielder hostile as well, but thankfully the stick isn't all that harmful and it is easy to take down the wielder of said stick.
INPUT: A metal spoon, Very Fine