The noodle incident

Ironically, he then died when some idiot crashed out lava sun into an obsidian berg.

Isn't that just what the Eel-Troll said? Even the old Arch-Necromancer never trusted that weirdo.

Fuck that Y'Eet weirdo, the Arch-Necromancer cited her as the one doing all of this in the first place.

Didn't one of our members lose their - - - - when we met that stampede of alien antelope?

Edited by Teenlyokofan7777 on Feb 17th 2021 at 10:25:56 AM

well we warned him when he imported the were-lions to take care of them. . .

Great... Now the anti-gay lobby is going to want all lions banned...

Even that Homophobic Lion we met last week?

Well all it takes is just a single sheep to do that, and now the sheep is going off, driving away every cishet individual in that sports party. Horrible.

Hey now, I'm sure it's not the sheep's fault. It was soccer, so I'm not surprised everyone left earlier.

... Though maybe it had something to do with that half-time show with the toad-shouldered guy. How far did he kick that bucket, anyway?

The bucket full of nails? I'd say 50 yards. He had a cold that day.

At least the nails did some decent damage to the giant robot chipmunk.

It only stopped because it knew we could back up our threat. I mean, we m*********ing threatened to summon the New Arch-Necromancer, who also had the power to hold back, summon, contain and banish the Eldritch Penguins, the Juicy Pyramid, the Squirlizardfrogsquidrel (the one with the Wolverine-like healing powers) and Inverse-Human. The chipmunk knew it was way out of its depth.

Blargh, I needed that chipmunk to do an organic Vocaloid.

Great, now the Rescue Rangers miss a member. How will they solve the mystery of the lost peanut butter now?

Should have used the tracking device for the peanut butter. They come in handy, like the time I lost my pet raccoon

I remember to had seen that raccoon, when I was searching for mushrooms for the colosseum.

So you were the one who built that giant mushroom off the coast? I think the dolphins want a word...

Tell them we’re busy cleaning up the puke they left last time they came.

Oh, the last time the dolphins came was the day I found the Golden Ring of Doom. Win some, lose some, I guess.

That ring was worth a million dollars (in potato chips) on the grey market, so I think it was still Worth It.

Ah, goddamn it, you fool! Potato chips?! Everyone knows that the pretzels are worth more ever since the great Snack Reform!

Man that was a weird law! I mean it was better then the official measurement of Sexiness law, man it sucks to be a three!

Edited by Superjohn on Feb 22nd 2021 at 3:33:12 AM

Speak for yourself. As a nine point five, I got to enjoy a lot of privileges.

BYAH! I'm nine point eight and the perks outshine nine point five by ten trillion fold!

Eh, I find lying under the radar to be best. If you're at the bottom, nobody cares much about what you're doing.

That's how the Potted Plant Raid happened, ...Or So I've Heard.