The noodle incident

How about when it chanted something which ended up translating into something about waiting in line at a movie theater?

"The wait your souls for longer than is the line movie at."

Still don't know what that's supposed to mean.

You didn't use that joke translation book the Great Fairy gave us as a reward, did you?

I only did it because when I asked for an axe, she tried to chop my head off!

I just told her I wouldn't buy that record because it was scratched.

She had no idea you were actually trying to say "My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels".

The eels were only here for an argument, the plumage don't enter into it.

If that's true, then what are the walnuts for?

Edited by Benthelame on Jan 2nd 2019 at 10:31:52 AM

Nothing. They didn't help me when I accidentally shattered that ultra-rare gemstone at that one museum, and it sure as hell won't help us now!

Wait, was that the ruby of darkness?

The first time it was. The second time it was an ice cube that someone left on the floor, it melted, and then my sock was wet. But at least Killer Frost is my roommate now.

She only agreed to room with you because you said you were going to let her play Pokémon Let's Go, Pikachu! and Let's Go, Eevee!, but you just had to knock out that Articuno just as she walked into the room instead of capturing it...

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jan 3rd 2019 at 7:19:04 AM

Yeah, but that game contained hard maths! Well, that's only because of the Math War of 1898!

If I see any of you carrying anymore suspicious flash drives into the house, I'll throw it into the incinerator outside. If you start complaining, then I'll make sure to remind you of our crippling debt we're in due to the previous flash drive that got here.

The flash drive with the virtual Trump? Yeah, let's not do that again.

It was supposed to be harmless joke, how was I to know he patented his own appearance and would sue us?

Well, remember the Nat Geo incident of 2009?

Who knew Nat Geo was a real person?

Not the guy that tried to sue him, that's for sure.

Oh yeah, poor bastard, He's over there, over there, and up there.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Jan 5th 2019 at 5:30:44 AM

I hope he is not in that tree! Remember Jeff?

Ah, Jeff. I remember the time he robbed a bank in a unicorn onesie. Customers still keep finding bits and pieces of him to this day!

I see what you did there

Edited by CustardAndPie on Jan 6th 2019 at 11:04:00 AM

Oh, so that's where this bit of brain matter came from.

Not to mention the yellow matter custard and green slop pie.

Actually i think some kinda Alien clown left the green slop pie. Not sure where the piles of bodies came from though.