10000 Monkey Genocide

8809 got jumped by 8808-8000

8800, not 8000. Aren't we too early to jump to 8000?

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Mar 29th 2024 at 8:13:20 PM

Monkey 8808-8801: Was arrested for killing 8809 and Shot at Dawn. 8800 managed to evade the authorities.

Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 29th 2024 at 10:30:11 PM

Unfortunately, the guilt was too much for 8800, and he promptly shot himself.

8799 mourned to death while 8798 proceeded to fall off a cliff

8797 and 8796 shot each other in an old timey duel.

Edited by J99908 on Mar 29th 2024 at 11:37:19 AM

8790 to 8795 foolishly opened Marie Curie's coffin and died from the polonium and radium overdose spread from her corpse.

8789, 8788 and 8787 took down 8786 at the cost of their lives

8785 traveled a bit too far forwards in time and got eaten by a Disassembly Drone.

Oh my god, they killed Monkey 8784! You bastards!

8743 drove through a toll booth without paying. Turns out the toll monkeys do not mess with people trying to get out of paying the bridge toll.

8742 tried to join in the fad started by 8743 by not paying in toll booths. Remember kids, pay your tolls or you'll end up like those two.

8741 launched a missile that bounced right back to her

Monkey 8740's bungee cord snapped when he bungee jumped out of the International Space Station.

8739 tried to fire a Fatman. His Strength wasn't high enough to aim it properly.

Monkey 8738 has died of dysentery.

8737 got killed by poison ivy deciding to move around and choosing violence

8736 dug straight down and fell into an underground pool of lava.

#8735 ventured deep underground in search of #8736's body. He was accompanied by #8728 through #8734. But due to unfortunate circumstances, the hole they dug was closed by a giant boulder and the simians have no way of getting back out into the surface, eventually dying of asphyxiation.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 14th 2024 at 9:22:45 PM

Monkey 8733 was Killed by Decepticons

Monkey 8732 died from rescuing 8731 from a fire

8731 died from burns and 8730-8723 were convicted of arson and killing 8731 and were sentenced to attempt to destroy The Castle.

Monkey 8722 interrupted Monkey 8721 walking down the road, the latter of whom said that if he ever stopped singing he would explode.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Apr 18th 2024 at 10:41:08 AM

bump

Monkeys #8711 through #8720 died of radioactive exposure from the explosion that killed their last two brethren.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 20th 2024 at 6:24:01 PM