You caught the above avatar robbing your house.

So much for the eight commandment.

and then my house exploded

(draws a sword) Need a shave?

Edited by NoonboryKedabory on Apr 17th 2023 at 12:14:48 PM

Nah you're dead now.

Get those shadows out of here!

Please get out before I call the cops.

Quit makin' out in my house!

Why?! I thought you were nice!

"Wrong that title belongs to Komaru upupupu<33"

Edited by Zeanobia on May 7th 2023 at 9:16:49 PM

"The Ultimate Fashionista" and "The Ultimate Despair"? More like "The Ultimate Prisoner".

Please leave.

student debt is bitch huh?

Help!

[sound of an M6D pistol being cocked, chime as I cue my mic] Security, this is SPARTAN-D421. We have an intruder on site; use all necessary force, I repeat, all necessary force.

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Jun 17th 2023 at 4:31:59 AM

This can't be possible! I'm freaking out!

What the heck?!?!

Dafukk? What is some alcoholic crossdressing kid doing at my house? And you try to rob me on top of that? That's it, i'll call the police and then they'll arrest and sent you to an alcoholic rehabilitation center or whatever.

(Tries to kick Meta Knight like a soccer ball)

...A baby electric mouse critter?

OK, how can I get mad at that?

Still, little buddy, you're invading UNSC property, and while I'm supposed to use any and all necessary force to deter you... I think I might just keep you around instead. You seem rather interesting, after all- hey hey hey hey, nonononono don't chew on that, sweetie! That'll hurt you if you chew on that. And I don't want you to get hurt- ah, hold on.

[cueing mic] Yes, sir. We've spotted the intruder...It seems to be some sort of alien critter. A damn cute one at that. I think he's looking for food... yes, I'm sure our new friend is male. I can see-WHOA! You're a very friendly little thing, ain't'cha?

What? No, I'm talking to the little guy. What's that? ...I know, but... [sigh] Transmitting visuals. You'll see why I'm- I know, I know, not supposed to form attachments... Yeah, hard to be mad at him. He looks so cute. And he seems so young, almost like a baby. ...yes, it would explain the power outages. He seems to be generating some form of natural EM field. It's causing a bit of interference.

(And so begins an unusual friendship between an infant alien electric mouse and a highly-trained supersoldier clad in power armor.)

I'm doomed. Very much doomed.

But I thought you were a hero!?

Alright, lady, you'd better leave my house now before I take a scissor to those oversized pigtails of yours.

get out get Out GET THE FUCK OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT

...

[BR55 gets unloaded into the guy]

This is SPARTAN-D421. Threat Neutralized.

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Aug 22nd 2023 at 8:45:13 AM

You can take all of it, i'm leaving for my safety.

Edited by Coock-atoo on Aug 22nd 2023 at 5:48:11 PM

My house is now swarming with bees. Ow, ow, now I'm being stung!