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I can just eat your honey

Why are you not wearing pants?

Your wings look like a butterfly's. So girly and pretty! Hahaha!

Edited by clemont107 on Feb 26th 2022 at 11:22:03 AM

Look at your cotton candy ass skin and hair, barely even sweet.

Edited by This on Feb 27th 2022 at 9:18:11 AM

Lookit your low poly lookin ass, devs couldn't even afford a good 3d modeler.

You might have a big head, but like an atom, it's mostly empty space.

“Very Nice, Very Evil”, are you? You do know that’s an oxymoron, right? Or are you just not clever enough to know what that even is?

Angry Birds! Angry Birds incoming! Big eyebrows!!

Would it kill you to put on some pants? I'm surprised you didn't suffer from hypothermia at a certain point. Then again, you look dead on the inside, so you probably just don't care anymore.

Edited by Norwegianguy on Feb 26th 2022 at 7:47:10 PM

You can barely invent, so where did you get the idea that you can suddenly become a knight?

Why do you always act like such a bitch?

Here's another Flipping Off Chuthulu one, this time Unicron.

With the amount of planets you've eaten, I'm shocked you don't have a gravitational pull.

Edited by omega2900 on Feb 27th 2022 at 1:55:55 PM

Please get closer, we cannot see your face clearly. Oh wait, maybe it's not a good idea to see your face up close.

Whenever I see you, I need soap and water.

Flat as a board, with a personality to match.

PFFFHAhahaha

Edited by Palindromee on Feb 27th 2022 at 7:11:05 AM

You remind me of IRS. The only difference is that IRS is actually competent at his job.

Your... assets are very big. Too big for you, I'd reckon.

Edited by clemont107 on Feb 27th 2022 at 10:25:10 AM

Man, you used to be cool over a decade ago. You used to be a legit threat on your own. Now you're as much of a joke as your franchise!

If it wasn't for all the porn, people would forget who you guys are in two weeks.

My dude what the hell is wrong with your hook, you trying to fish for fish? Why don't you try to hook up with some girls.

Edited by This on Feb 28th 2022 at 5:50:01 AM

you are literally in a box. you cannot say that you are stealthy.

Are you a copy of Cutiefly? That's copyright violation!

Being associated with censorship is worse than anything I can come up with.

I could say you have a face only a mother would love, but not even your mother would agree on that last part.

You look kind of plainish. Nothing recognizable about you.