Welp, there goes the planet.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."He comes!
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…Do not leave your house. Do not look at Him. He will steal your eyes.
GET A JOB, HIPPIE!We don't need the police, we need the hospital!
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?Oh my car!
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…There goes my city.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."Oh god oh no where are the heroes?
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure PurenessWhat, did Snoopy get on his nerves again?
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?We have GUN
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interestingIt's Skynet, Run!
There's Barbarians inside it.
Edited by This on Jun 9th 2021 at 8:24:02 AM
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…I mean. If no one pushes it, we could even use it as an interesting landmark. Wait. Is it operated from the inside or something? If it is we are screwed
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothesSomeone call the army!
I'm getting the hell out of here, I've watched enough anime to know not to underestimate cute anime girls!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."We'll just great, almost everyone is dead!
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…Ok. The whole city, not just the neighbourhood, is done for.
Sorry but it does not.
Edited by AlicornGaia on Jun 15th 2021 at 1:48:42 AM
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."Let's just pray that the First Law of Robotics still applies...
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?Hello? Le police?
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”Those guys are tiny. We're in no danger whatsoever.
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Where is the police when you need it?
They get caught by the police quickly.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."Breaking news a whole neighborhood has be cut down for a rogue Jedi.
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…
Welp, time to evacuate again.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.