Roll to Dodge VII: Judgement Day

“Well isn’t that just perfect.”

>Examine the seven figures to try and sus out which one Humility is

Name: Dan

Race: Human

Skills: Improvised weapons, Theft, Pain tolerance

Personality: Selfish and snarky jerk

Profession: Getting in way over his head when dealing with organized crime

Sin: Pride

>Prep for combat, whoever it’s with

>Rush down the stairs to see my statue.

>Find my haters.

"What the hell is that..?" I look at the pillar of dark energy "At least it keeps away the Undead"

>Try to find another way in

"What in the Earth Lord's name? That's gotta be bad..."

>Continue looking around for the bezoar monster, quickly.

Edited by JTTWlover on May 24th 2020 at 9:10:24 PM

"Hm. Memory bank doesn't seem to have anything on visiting this place in the past, but it's familiar. The humans call it "deja vu," right? Damn."

Dixon thinks for a sec on the Sin's comment. "I suppose a bit of training wouldn't hurt."

> Test out the speed and heavy punching bags in the gym

Dan (johannes4213), you have the following abilities:

• Genus bonus: Ugh sis your mind…. You get a +1 bonus to actions involving intellectual thought.
• Improvisor: You don't carry a weapon - you prefer to improvise. You get a +1 bonus when using items that would not normally be considered weapons, as weapons.
• Steal: You're a bit of a trouble maker, and you're good at taking things that aren't yours. You get a +1 bonus for stealing. You can also steal random objects from monsters. Go figure.
• Pain tolerance: You can take a hit, much moreso than other fighters. You take reduced damage from hits.
• Pride Affinity: You are accompanied by the Sin of Pride. You get a +1 bonus to actions that are absolutely just morally despicable, and -1 penalty to helpful actions that any respectable person would do.

You also get the following equipment:

• The clothes on your back: It's all you need.
• The Sin of Pride: A spitting image of your friend Satan, only tiny and with golden skin. He sits on your shoulder and constantly encourages you to make horrible decisions.

Edited by Afterwards on May 24th 2020 at 4:35:32 AM

Name: Ivory Kerr
Race: Human
Magic: Miraclework
God: Charis
Personality: Kind, caring, and selfless but has some horrible insecurities.
Hobbies: Sewing, knitting, painting, cooking, gardening, helping animals and humans, making people smile
Deadly Sin: Envy

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jun 8th 2020 at 1:57:57 PM

hey chey as a miracle worker you need to choose a god rather than skills. it can be anything from zeus or odin to shrek or hatsune miku

"H-Hey! Hold on a second!" I take a step to follow after the girl, but end up doubled over trying to catch my breath instead. "Christ, I'm getting too old for this."

I vaguely remember I'm still in my twenties. Just great.

>Give the figures a closer look with my binoculars, then head north.

Ivory Kerr (Eevee Girl Chey), you have the following abilities:

• Genus bonus: Ugh sis your mind…. You get a +1 bonus to actions involving intellectual thought.
• Miracles: In their infinite kindness, the three Charities have gifted you with the following powers:
  • Shining Grace: You call upon the goddess Aglaea to bring forth a pillar of light down from the heavens, dealing massive damage. Especially effective against demons and the Undead.
  • Joyful Cheer: You call upon the goddess Euphrosyne to encourage your allies, adding a +1 bonus to their attack rolls and imbuing them with Light energy.
  • Blooming Banquet: You call upon the goddess Thalia to invigorate your allies, healing their wounds and giving them magical light armor.
• Envy Affinity: You are accompanied by the Sin of Envy. You get a +1 bonus to actions that prioritize others over yourself, and -1 penalty to self-preservative actions.

You also get the following equipment:

• Staff of Charity: Another gift from the Graces. You use it to cast your miracles. Can also be used as a bludgeoning weapon.
• Crafting set: For all your hobbies; sewing, painting, cooking, it's all there.
• The Sin of Envy: A large, golden python, wreathed around your shoulders. She doesn't seem to speak.

Edited by Afterwards on May 24th 2020 at 8:03:47 AM

> Go outside and explore around

Cordelia (Cusard and Pie)'s roll: 1

You try and break the window, but your position is a little compromising. Not only that, but the constriction from the windowsill around your waist is starting to hurt. A lot.

Oh god, you really are stuck. What do you do now? Should you call for help? Will anyone hear you besides the Undead?

Tiga (Baisteach)'s roll: 2

You retract the tendrils, and desperately try to gather up your notes, but it seems every page of the journal is all but destroyed. There's only a few bits of pages left intact, but you can't make sense of any of them - just snippets of unfinished thoughts and stories cut short.

You do find one page mostly intact though, but all it has is a single phrase, written in big bold letters, in handwriting that certainly isn't yours:

CHECK THE MAIL

Dave (Bobthedeadguy)'s roll: 1 (goddamn the dice hate yall today)

You try to climb back out, but just then, a ray of light descends from the heavens, blinding you and making you fall right back down.

Roll for damage: 6
ROLL TO DODGE THE PIZZA: 5
Your HP: 39/50

Not one to let this happen a second time, you roll out of the way just in time before the pizza splats on the ground. As well, by some miracle, all the pizza managed to stay in the box, so it doesn't suffer any damage - well, any more than it's already suffered, anyways.

So as not to repeat this a third time, the GM gracefully allows you to climb through again without a roll, emerging on the other side. The scene seems to have changed significantly from just a second ago, as now the area is bathed in heavenly light, the streets are clogged with the Undead, and seven angels are descending from the heavens.

You somehow doubt this is good.

Pontius (Taco Badger)'s roll: 3

You squint at the angels descending from the heavens. They're much too far away for you to really get any good look at them, but you notice they seem a lot... smaller than you probably expected.

"That's them," Niles notes. "We had best be on our way if you wish to complete your task."

Dan (johannes4123)

You find yourself in the middle of a gorgeous waterfront park. There appears to be some sort of stage set up at the front of the area, set up with all the instruments and bright lights and the like. On the other side, across the street from the park, is some sort of housing complex, which is currently being shone upon by a pillar of heavenly light. Seven angels are descending from the heavens, and he streets are clogged with the Undead. You notice an enormous rat crawling out of the sewers.

"What the fresh hell is this shit?" The Sin of Pride wonders from your shoulder.

You see no indication of your first task yet.

Yao (Tales of Under)

You steel yourself for combat, heading out the temple doors. You find yourself in a Chinatown area, the streets lines with all sorts of colorful stalls, though all of them are empty. The streets are devoid of even the Undead.

As well, the sky has darkened with deep thunderclouds. Somewhere to the east, pillar of heavenly light shines down from above, and seven angels are descending from the heavens.

You spot someone else at the other end of the street: A young man with a large gun strapped to his back.

Frank (Playing_with_boy)'s roll: 5

You take the private elevator from your office and arrive at the ground floor in seconds. You step outside calmly, paying no mind to the heavenly spectacle going on outside, and observe the construction of your statue.

Though the rest of the city is devoid of Undead, your plaza is still brimming with them, as they work hard on the construction of your statue. It looks to be nowhere near done, though.

You look around, and spot a young man with a large gun strapped to his back. Hold on... a gun?! Carrying a gun is an open threat to everyone around. That man must be a hater! And now he's running away! Will you go after him?

Kate (Elena Okami)'s roll: 5

You break the window and jump in. Looks like there's no alarms here, either. You take a look around the place. There's all sorts of precious gemstones for sale, but nothing labeled as a bezoar.

"Come to think of it, maybe you were right with that bazaar thing," Greed admits. "Think we could maybe find one around here?"

Linhan (JTTW Lover)'s roll: 3

Lay of the Land is still active, so you can sense the monster nearby. You head towards it, and soon you find yourself wandering into a cave. Yes, surely this must be it...!

Inside, you find... A vampire, wearing a school varsity jacket, reading a copy of Twilight, and holding an adorable little bat on his finger.

You don't think he has the bezoar.

Dixon (Tre)

You spend some time testing out the punching bags. They seem pretty sturdy, having a good weight to them. You could definitely get a lot of training done here. However, you soon notice how dark it's gotten in the room. Is it nighttime already?

Ivory (Eevee Girl Chey)

You find yourself in the middle of an ancient Greek temple. The sky is swirling with storm clouds, but inside, the temple is as light as a sunny day. There are statues of the three Charities surrounding you, seemingly holding hands and dancing together.

The Sin of Envy coils around your shoulders. You don't see any indication of your first task yet.

K (unfortunatezorua)'s roll: 4

You look at the figures in your binoculars. They're... not exactly what you expected. You see seven chubby babies in white togas and loincloths, with tiny little baby wings and comical halos descending down. It isn't long before they descend below your field of vision though, as the horizon is blocked by the high rise buildings around you.

You head north, eventually arriving in the Chinatown area. There are all sorts of colorful vendor stalls set up along the street, though all of them are empty. At the end of the street, you spot a monk step out of the big temple.

Valse (Myskywarm)

You head to the entrance of the cave, and look out into the wilderness. Sure enough, the sky has been covered by dark clouds, with only a single ray of heavenly light shining in the distance. You appear to be in the middle of a lush forest.

You're about to head out and explore when suddenly, a young woman in an ancient Chinese dress runs stumbling into your cave.

What do you do?

Edited by Afterwards on May 24th 2020 at 11:11:01 AM

> "Who are you? What are you doing here? How'd you know about this cave?"

"I don't even get mail this time of week...."

> Put some clothes on

> Check your mailbox

"Indeed. Niles, take us up to them. Let's ambush them."

>Use Shadow Manipulation to cloak Niles and myself, as Niles takes us into ambushing range.

Taking a look at the sky above from the high windows of the gym, Dixon notices the swirl of the clouds, and the pillar of light in the center of the storm.

“This Judge character appears to have set a waypoint,” the mechanical being says. “Whatever he’s got in mind for this game’s bound to take us there.”

> Leave the gym, start heading in the general direction of the housing district

Edited by Tre on May 24th 2020 at 10:47:13 AM

"I'd knew I'd find one!"

>Punch the hater until they're unconscious.

“Who are you?”

>Ready the brass knuckles in case he attacks

>Grab a guitar

"I guess I'm supposed to kill the rat or the zombies, then play something in that light over there"

>Ready butterfly knife

"...Oh boy."

> Eldritch Blast my way out

"The name is Linhan... Jin Linhan, that's it. Teen wizard, ex-participant in the Imperial Wizardry Contest. Came looking for a certain monster but found you instead."

>Begin describing how the bezoar monster looks like and hope he has seen it.

"Yeah..But look at those gems! So..Shiny" I look at the gems with a Cat Smile. I turn to Greed, ears twitching "...You sure you don't remember? Keep up being unhelpful and you won't even touch the bling"

>Gather as many gems as I can get

>Then go looking for a bazaar