its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
...Nine-Tailed Cat's floating, disembodied head. He takes the pizza between his teeth and carries it off to await the restoration of the rest of him.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Unwothy
Only for EVIL Foreman and regular Foreman, Team up to take the PIZZA from Knife, and make her take a bath which kills communists. But afterwards they fight about whether to eat it or destroy it, giving an opportunity for it to get taken by...
What!? Did we get Ninjaed by 3 people? This won't do, we delete the timeline where we don't steal from knife
Edited by Foreman on Aug 27th 2020 at 9:33:13 AM
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
Risdio. He then opens a portal to Hell, to deliver the pizza to Satan himself, only for...
Edited by Risdio51 on Aug 27th 2020 at 9:32:20 AM
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Boisterous woman
Superjohn to attack, angrily claiming he's stealing his gimmick. While they fight, the pizza is taken by...
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
The They who said it
Florien, who dives, grabs the Pizza, and teleports to a supposedly secure location in a supposedly empty Alliance base. Both those assumptions are wrong, however, and the Pizza is immediately stolen by...
Edited by Florien on Aug 27th 2020 at 6:36:15 AM
janet likes her new icon.
Dhiruxide, who dropkicks Whistle into a nearby bottomless pit (that the nuke shelter has for some reason. Hmm.). He escapes it, but is confronted by the vengeful alien virus AI overlord that got destroyed by Knife two pages ago! The virus took hold of a giant airship carrier and sics fighter drones on Dhiruxide.
Dhiruxide stares dumbfoundedly, and this act of idiocy costs him pizza by—
Edited by Dhiruxide on Aug 27th 2020 at 3:38:17 PM
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
And at that moment, Risdio takes the pizza in the skirmish, going to Hell and tries to share it with Satan, as part of an agreement...
Edited by Risdio51 on Aug 27th 2020 at 9:39:23 AM
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Semain Calm
Dhir, however, gets hit by Knife as she drives off on her motorcycle. She looks behind them.
"I'm saving your ass twice today? Nice." She drives the angelic motorbike into hell. "Dhir, hold on tight."
In a magnificant jump, she grabs the pizza from Satan and drives off through the hoardes of demons.
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 27th 2020 at 9:40:54 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Boisterous woman
Superjohn drives after Knife and knocks her down another nearly bottomless hole, grabbing the pizza from her before the fall but as he drives off, he senses someone is watching him.
Edited by Superjohn on Aug 27th 2020 at 8:42:23 AM
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
The They who said it
It's the Rapidfire-Post-Ninjas, who have been hired by Florien to capture the Pizza. They begin to bring the Pizza back, only to run into...
Edited by Florien on Aug 27th 2020 at 6:43:10 AM
Playing, a principal, is sending both of the fighters to his office. They debate, as Playing yoinks the pizza from them. He puts the pizza in his desk.
Dhiruxide obliterates playing with the Unmaykr. "Damn saved by Knife twice." He decides to do something altruistic. He goes after Knife and... in an act of selflessness, gives her the pizza! "Take it, I feel you need it more than me" And is about to leave when—
Edited by Dhiruxide on Aug 27th 2020 at 3:48:51 PM
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
Risdio, tired of getting ninja’d, just shoots the both of them and takes the pizza to Hell, kills Satan, takes his powers, and goes to earth to Ohio to eat the pizza.
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
eh
MEANWHILE, IN A PLACE LOCATED OUTSIDE OF TIME...
"Timeline Master Awe, we've detected another temporal abortion, yet again by this 'Foreman' fellow!"
"Are you- Oh my god..." Timeline Master Awe groans, closing his eyes.
"Activate the intercom and the Eraser Cannon. We're going to make an announcement."
Suddenly, across the battlefield where the fight for the pizza is taking place, a voice echoes!
"Is this working? Test.. test..."
"So! Uh, hey, This is.. Timeline Master Awe921 speaking, we've kind of received complaints directed at... Freema- Foreman. Yeah, Foreman."
"The thing is, Foreman..." Okay, let me drop the persona. I'm not kidding, Foreman, people have been complaining about your tendencies to sandwich post, abort timelines, lack of effort in your posts and being all around a creative drain. Could you please, knock that off? Thanks.
Edited by Awe921 on Aug 27th 2020 at 10:48:21 AM
The They who said it
Risdio arrives in Ohio to find that there is no Ohio left. It was all destroyed by the Second Toledo war. Driven mad by grief, horror, and a sense of irritation that their plan to eat the Pizza in Ohio was ruined, he surrenders the Pizza to Florien.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Government agents arrest Florian and confiscate the pizza, citing "World Peace."
The Pizza is devivered to Dvorak in the Oval Office.
"OK, so we nuked one of your states and you nuked one of ours, we cool?"
"Oui. Let us cease 'ostilities."
"Agreed. Now let's sign the Armstice over some piz-!"
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Back by Unpopular Demand
But then the White House is nuked. Hail Soviet Russia.
Idiot, who sent out the nuke precisely just to not destroy the pizza, runs to the site of destruction and takes the pizza, but then...
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
...Nine-Tailed Cat sics a horde of irradiated mutant beasts on Idiot and runs off with the pizza.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Nines gets shot right between the eyes by Dhiruxide from 10 kilometers away with the sniper rifle. Dhiruxide, in a hazmat suit, 'ports to Nines's position, takes the pizza, and, not alerting the irradiated mutants, 'port travels to Andromeda Galaxy.
Landing on a weird alien planet full of fungi..
Edited by Dhiruxide on Aug 27th 2020 at 4:06:27 PM
The They who said it
Florien, wondering why the guy standing next to them, Florian, was arrested, resumes the pursuit of the Pizza. Conveniently, the Alliance, as an intergalactic superpower, has a base right by Dhiruxide. Florien then teleports in, with an alliance task force behind, and riddles Dhiruxide with bullets, picks up the undamaged Pizza, and runs towards the teleport bay, but they're stopped by...
Edited by Florien on Aug 27th 2020 at 7:07:27 AM
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
...a temporally-distorted Nine-Tailed Cat. He grabs the pizza from Florien and escapes through a time portal to the distant future, where he finds...
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
eh
Ninetailed lands in a Dominos. Awe was there, sitting, awaiting his pizza. Behind him, outside the window was the sun-sized robot absorbing t- wait WHAT IS-
The robot, having absorbed the sun, grows *even bigger*. Lasers are fired, planets are blown and that unfortunately includes Earth. Awe barely lands onto a fragment of the Earth.
He sees NinetailedCat. Summoning a grappling hook, he fires it, bringing Nine to stable ground. Awe looks at the Sun Robot.
“you think we should uh.. make a truce or something?”
“just to kill that robot though. after then, we’re going to beat the tar out of each other again.”
Edited by Awe921 on Aug 27th 2020 at 11:24:41 AM
Argo wakes up to find his bed floating in the void of space.
Dammit! The world's been destroyed again, and it's all because of that stupid pizza.
He notices Awe facing the Sun Robot, pizza in hand. Taking advantage of the distraction, he leaps from his bed and snatches the pizza from Awe's hand before floating away into the void, vowing to destroy the pizza for good.
Edited by ArgoTheBlank on Aug 28th 2020 at 3:14:17 PM
Florian has a random heart attack and dies.
Boy wasn’t that lucky. But as Idiot picks the pizza up, it was a trap! He is torn apart by a blade hidden in the pizza. Looking in the bushes, somebody comes out, ready to eat the pizza, that person is...
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Aug 27th 2020 at 6:28:04 AM