GET THAT PIZZA!

Matthew teleports in with the pizza, telefragging JKBenbot before teleporting away with the pizza.

Only to be intercepted by vjoi who slices him into a thousand pieces with a lightsaber and takes the pizza.

Being Only in It for the Money this time however, he just hands it over to his client.

However, in a twist no one saw coming, Psycho Ban #6 was… the cousin of the client, who gave it to him at a swap meet, in exchange for a low-poly baby Yoda 3-D print!

Then, CAC vaporizes PsychoBan #6 with a beam of light magic and runs off with the pizza!

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Mar 22nd 2023 at 11:31:13 AM

Not unless you fight me, The Eternal Troper himself, whose gaze can turn all life into stone should they choose to look at me. Once CAC becomes petrified, I get my Eternal Reward: Pizza.

But that's not the end of the story, I need to keep this pizza safe at any cost. I will jump so high I land on the Burj Khalifa's rooftop and eat the pizza from there. But just as I was about to take a bite...

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Mar 24th 2023 at 10:01:38 PM

Technick-22 was standing behind the Eternal Troper grabbed him and decided to divebomb both of them into a river made of honey. It was about 1,000 feet down and at the speed of 300 mph which caused the pizza to traject itself and skyrocket straight to Hawaii.

Then Psycho Ban #7, being possessed by the ghost of Psycho Ban #6, flies up to meet the pizza, catching it in his mouth.

blankb comes down from the inactive heavens to halt psycho ban and yoink the pizza from his mouth, and slowly descents back down to land

"I'm back."

The Eternal Troper has been revived thanks to the Lazarus Pits and zooms past blankb, stealing his pizza in the process.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Mar 26th 2023 at 12:49:16 AM

Only for the pizza to escape by pretending to have been eaten again.

Troper walks away dejected, but Vjoi sees through this trick and takes the pizza.

Vjoi hides the pizza in an underground lab full of viruses, working with Umbrella to make The Pizza's properties into a new bioweapon.

However, as the bio-weapon is about to launch, Psycho Ban #8 eats it anyway. Because PIZZA.

Unfortunately that causes a paradox, the pizza reappears and vjoi takes it to russia.

sorry for posting like this but dont want thread to die.

Little does vpoi know, is that he runs into Eternal Troper 3.0, who immediately tears his body into pieces until there is nothing left but the pizza he left behind for 3.0 to eat.

Dvorak bumps into him on his way to the bar, knocking him down and killing him quite accidentally (or, rather, his head going "plock!" on the curb does that). Dealing with Bob weighs heavily on Dvorak's mind, as does the accidental murder.

Dvorak decides to grab the pizza and run before the cops show up..!

Edited by dvorak on Apr 10th 2023 at 7:18:20 AM

Dvorak isn't fast enough, and gets caught by a squad of cops who all happen to be Nine-Tailed Cat clones. They promptly arrest Dvorak on manslaughter charges and confiscate the pizza.

Then Psycho Ban number #10 rushes in attacks Nine-tailed Fox with the portal from his adventures in the sequel!

And thanks Dvorak!

One of Dvorak's coworkers, a succubus, distracts the police long enough for him to escape.

Dvorak chases Psycho Ban into the portal, and nails him(?) In the back of the head with a brick. On his way out, he gives the Succubus a slice, before going to eat the res-!

Edited by dvorak on Apr 10th 2023 at 7:17:10 AM

"Did you forget about me, the Eternal Troper?"

yea i did

i swipe the pizza from dvorak and run off on my jetski accross lake lachrymosa

The succubus from before was, in fact, brainwashed by yours truly: The Eternal Troper. He controls the succubus's movement with his arms and legs as if his soul is connected with her body, he then possesses the succubus's body himself to chase Afterwards into the center of the lake in an attempt to seduce him. Afterwards then gets charmed by the succubus's beauty as the soul of the Eternal Troper disposes of her possessed body to claim the pizza slice for his own, but not before stealing Afterwards' jetski to get to a nearby bench.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 10th 2023 at 11:24:05 PM

actually this doesn't work bc im gay. gotteem

i intimidate after by being even gayer and then take the pizza

Nine-Tailed Cat once again brings out his Perspective Refocus Device (been a while since he last used it, huh?) to take the first-person role, causing himself to have out-gayed Afterwards after resisting the succubus's attempts to seduce him and thus be the one to have the pizza. He then retreats to his secret lair to plan his next move.

Mintleaf takes Knife's acts as a challenge and maximizes her own gay levels, intending to make Knife (and also most of the tri-state area) explode from the sheer gay energy!

Unfortunately Nine-tailed Cat ninja'd her and she flubs the spell in surprise, so instead Mintleaf explodes, flinging the pizza far into the distance...

(The tri-state area's pride parades would later become renowned as the best in the world.)

Edited by wingedcatgirl on Apr 10th 2023 at 1:15:35 PM

As Dvorak stands there, upset that the pizza was stolen from him, it lands in front of him.

"Easy come, easy go, easy come back!" he muses. He begins ordering some boneless wings and a pepsi to go with it from the local Pizza Hut, when...