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Anddrix Since: Oct, 2014
#1: Jul 15th 2019 at 9:45:40 PM

I don't think Canon Wank is thriving.

The trope page was created back in 2008. Yet there are only 7 examples on the page, 9 wicks to the page, and it's only had 20 edits over the past 11 years.

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#2: Jul 15th 2019 at 10:13:23 PM

Yeah, definitely needs a bit of help. Opening.

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#3: Jul 16th 2019 at 2:39:23 AM

I don't get what this is supposed to be.

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#5: Jul 16th 2019 at 8:42:11 AM

[up]&[up][up]I agree with both of these posts.

Personally, I think we can easily move examples to Fanon and/or Ascended Fanon.

Edit: As I said later, I think moving examples to Fan Wank would make more sense, and maybe also turning the page into a redirect to Fan Wank.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jul 17th 2019 at 2:46:59 PM

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#6: Jul 16th 2019 at 9:42:09 AM

Looking through the entirety of Audience Reactions, I wonder how many of entries in that list need to be upgraded or cut, too.

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#7: Jul 16th 2019 at 10:36:20 AM

Count me in as another who just doesn't understand this "trope".

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#8: Jul 16th 2019 at 11:38:39 AM

Ignoring the first paragraph which is full of question marks, "Go on the Internet and fight for your right to participate in determining show canon!" So, make a fuss online ? Is that what this is about?

Nah. Cut.

Jokubas Since: Jan, 2010
#9: Jul 16th 2019 at 12:21:50 PM

Yeah, I've defended some pages before that are seen as a bit negative, but I believe they still offer legitimate critique. This isn't one of them.

The description is in open mockery of the people who participate in these debates (even if we really would be better off without the flame wars it references), and the page seems to pretty much exist only for that reason.

The examples may not be anywhere near as negative, but the idea of people arguing headcanon to solve their issues feels like it's better covered by existing Continuity and fandom tropes.

Edited by Jokubas on Jul 16th 2019 at 12:25:05 PM

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#10: Jul 16th 2019 at 5:53:10 PM

"Look at these morons whining over how to interpret their favorite little stories. I'm glad I'm so much better than them."

Cut.

Edited by iwantedtoaddsomething on Jul 16th 2019 at 8:53:47 AM

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#11: Jul 16th 2019 at 6:00:22 PM

Five or seven votes in favor of cutting, depending on whether commenting on not understanding the page counts as a vote in favor of cutting. (I did say I don't understand the page, but I also threw in an explicit cut vote.)

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jul 16th 2019 at 8:01:11 AM

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#13: Jul 16th 2019 at 6:14:53 PM

I say cut examples and redirect the page itself to Fanon.

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#14: Jul 16th 2019 at 6:30:45 PM

Yeesh, who shoved a stick up that guy's ass? Cut.

I don't think we need a redirect, as it'd be easy to just cut of replace the wicks, but that inbound count...

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#15: Jul 16th 2019 at 11:10:10 PM

Wow. For a page with so few examples and wicks, it's got a lot of inbounds.

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#16: Jul 16th 2019 at 11:19:33 PM

[up]&[up][up]Considering the page's tone and this thread's response to the page's tone, all I'll say about the inbound count is that the Internet likes negativity.

Speaking of negativity, the "forget the MST3K Mantra" part wasn't there in the YKTTW draft. Quite the opposite, actually. (Disregard the lack of hats and bombs. That's just part of YKTTW/TLP's Early-Installment Weirdness.)

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jul 16th 2019 at 1:24:29 PM

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#17: Jul 17th 2019 at 12:04:29 AM

Still negative and obnoxious, but not as much as the current. Huh. Side note, how did anyone ever know what the hell was going on circa-late 2000's/early 2010's when every example was some form of ZCE?


Back on topic, I wonder if it would be possible to recreate this trope to be way less negative and Holier Than Thou, as "fans try to make sense of the all-over-the-place timeline" is definitely a common concept.

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#18: Jul 17th 2019 at 12:23:41 AM

[up]Can't Fan Wank be used for that? Now that I think about it, if those inbounds need to go somewhere, we might as well turn this into a redirect to Fan Wank. Wicks could probably go there, too.

Edit: Now that I think about it, this page is basically Fan Wank but with more complaining. None of the on-page examples for Canon Wank strike me as anything that couldn't easily be moved to Fan Wank's example list.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jul 17th 2019 at 2:33:45 PM

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#19: Jul 23rd 2019 at 5:28:08 PM

Since we've gone almost a week without any activity, I made a crowner.

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#21: Jul 30th 2019 at 3:24:11 AM

Currently, consensus is in favor of cutting and merging with Fan Wank (12 yeas for both).

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jul 30th 2019 at 5:26:23 AM

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#22: Jul 30th 2019 at 9:13:53 PM

Yep, calling in favor of cut and merge into Fan Wank.

Wicks won't take long to clean out.

Edited by Berrenta on Jul 30th 2019 at 11:14:27 AM

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#23: Jul 30th 2019 at 9:30:25 PM

Wicks cleaned, so time to cut and close.

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Canon Wank is not thriving. What should be done with it? Option 1 is not mutually exclusive with options 2 and 3, but options 2 and 3 are mutually exclusive with each other.

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