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OmegaRadiance Since: Jun, 2011
#20026: Sep 15th 2020 at 8:15:17 PM

@Hamburger Time and Red Hunter: Both of those, and making their No-No's public in the process by thanking them, while making a movie so far removed from the Tale of Mulan spent with lots of $$$ and yet nobody likes it.

I really want to see Kundun now.

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RedHunter543 Team Rocket Boss. Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
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#20027: Sep 15th 2020 at 8:39:01 PM

[up] Ironic, they could pander to China all they want, and it all comes off as fake and transparent.

The only part of china that likes the new Mulan is the CCP because it preaches loyalty to the state and family.

Like Mulan joins the army on a more permanent basis and nothing is done about oppression of women, only that the MC gets a better status.

Edited by RedHunter543 on Sep 15th 2020 at 8:39:52 AM

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Forenperser Foreign Troper from Germany Since: Mar, 2012
Foreign Troper
#20028: Sep 16th 2020 at 1:45:59 AM

Wasn't Harrison Ford also done with Star Wars after the OT? He still returned 30 years later.

Maybe Boyega will do the same in another 30 years.

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RedHunter543 Team Rocket Boss. Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Team Rocket Boss.
#20029: Sep 16th 2020 at 2:03:11 AM

Just imagine Disney pumping out another Trilogy 30 years from now.

I'll teach you a lesson about just how cruel the world can be. That's my job, as an adult.
Windona Since: Jan, 2010
#20030: Sep 16th 2020 at 4:52:49 AM

Well, Disney is doing live action remakes of all their old classics...

Imagine them doing the reverse for Star Wars, and making animated adaptions

unknowing from somewhere.. Since: Mar, 2014
#20031: Sep 16th 2020 at 4:54:27 AM

for what I get pormant dosent have fond memories of star wars, and it seen neither of marvel because both pretty much put her as "the girfriend" of the already important chararter. to the point thor 3 was wihtout her and was a sucess.

I cant blame her and neither boyega for feeling bump, they see the worst of nerd culture.

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lalalei2001 Since: Oct, 2009
#20032: Sep 17th 2020 at 1:50:57 PM

Found a set of fan theories that suggests the 'Rey' we see at the end is secretly Palpatine, based on the 'voices in her head' moment, among other things. (And he buried Anakin's lightsaber in SAND!)

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Parable Since: Aug, 2009
Gaon Smoking Snake from Grim Up North Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#20034: Sep 17th 2020 at 2:04:48 PM

Palpatine.

Everyone is, in fact, Palpatine.

Including you and me.

"All you Fascists bound to lose."
Ultimatum Disasturbator from Second Star to the left (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
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Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#20036: Sep 17th 2020 at 3:10:30 PM

Ultimatum, I think it's time you faced facts. You are a porg.

Your mother was a porg. Your father was a porg. The porg runs in your family.

RedHunter543 Team Rocket Boss. Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Team Rocket Boss.
#20037: Sep 17th 2020 at 3:22:22 PM

Everyone in your family has this ability.

I'll teach you a lesson about just how cruel the world can be. That's my job, as an adult.
KnownUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#20038: Sep 17th 2020 at 3:31:52 PM

[up][up] Sounds like a bunch of porg, unfortunate souls.

"The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy, paraphrasing Mark Twain.
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#20039: Sep 17th 2020 at 3:39:07 PM

They certainly cut a porg figure.

KnownUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#20040: Sep 17th 2020 at 3:54:12 PM

And porg manners, as well.

"The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy, paraphrasing Mark Twain.
jouXIII The One with Knowledge of Things from Between the Multiverses (X-Troper) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The One with Knowledge of Things
#20041: Sep 17th 2020 at 4:30:23 PM

What a load of porg.

[up]x7 DAMMIT XEHANORT!!

Edited by jouXIII on Sep 17th 2020 at 2:31:27 PM

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RedHunter543 Team Rocket Boss. Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
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#20042: Sep 17th 2020 at 4:44:21 PM

I can't wait for the Council of Palpatines next trilogy.

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Ultimatum Disasturbator from Second Star to the left (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
OmegaRadiance Since: Jun, 2011
#20044: Sep 17th 2020 at 5:11:06 PM

They all betray each other till only one remains,

But he dies when another Palps decides his final act of spite will be to throw Palps down a exploding Death Star-System.

Every accusation by the GOP is ALWAYS a confession.
slimcoder The Head of the Hydra Since: Aug, 2015
The Head of the Hydra
#20045: Sep 17th 2020 at 5:13:17 PM

I am like 50/50 that we'll get another Palpatine storyline ripping-off the Xenohart grand plan.

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KnownUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#20046: Sep 17th 2020 at 5:13:51 PM

Wouldn't a group of Palpatines be a "senate?"

"The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy, paraphrasing Mark Twain.
JoLuRo075 Since: Jan, 2019
#20047: Sep 17th 2020 at 6:03:02 PM

Not yet. (Sorry it was very tempting)

—-

"They all betray each other till only one remains"

That reminds me of Tomie, who have no problem killing each other.

Edited by JoLuRo075 on Sep 17th 2020 at 6:05:37 AM

Demetrios Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
#20048: Sep 18th 2020 at 7:14:14 AM

Your mother was a porg. Your father was a porg. The porg runs in your family.

Cut! The second half of the line is "And your father smelled of elderberries!"

I like to keep my audience riveted.
Ultimatum Disasturbator from Second Star to the left (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Disasturbator
#20049: Sep 18th 2020 at 7:30:07 AM

Its funnier without shoehorning monty python into everything

New theme music also a box
Demetrios Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
#20050: Sep 18th 2020 at 8:56:53 AM

Sorry. :(

All right, how about this, then? “Your father is actually Chewbacca”? ;)

I like to keep my audience riveted.

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