Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

As the one who set up the save, I apologize for misspelling Metallix's name. I typically only copy-paste the names if they're too long or difficult to spell out manually, and it was around late in the evening when I set it up.

I'm depressed now.

Of course Rose dies first.

NIGHT◊ ONE◊

• Oh… that really is sad.
• Yeah, isn't it too early to be comparing this season to any previous ones?
• A sleeping Hugo has pillow trouble. RIP.
• Ooh, a Touhou/Danganronpa crossover! Sign me up!
• James gets cocky and confident after his first kill, realising that he doesn't need to use any fancy weapons – he can just use his hands! And with that, he successfully kills off Kafka's waif– I mean, other tribute.
• You and the Spookeez have one of those FNF music battle thingies. You is defeated, but You vows that they will meet again.
  • ...no, YOU don't have to fight the Spookeez, it's just– aaaaaaaa this is getting annoying
• I think Eren already knows the meaning of hate, but thanks anyway.
• Aaron is unimpressed.
• Chey gets some love from one of her tributes.
• Weird T-shirt but okay.
• Cat shenanigans! One cat is cleverly caught by Onionsan, and the other, a kitten, is gifted to Dr. Drakken by a– wait… WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A KITTEN!?
• A trippy tribute has a trippy hallucination? Seems legit.

DAY◊ TWO◊

• Feeling petty over his apparent failure to teach Eren the meaning of hate, Tricky dons a Paper-Thin Disguise and impersonates him.
• Takane catches wind of James' recent kills and destroys his body, but instead of dying, he turns into a ghost. Royally pissed-off, James swears revenge on her.
• Looks like Mike has to go limbless for the rest of the season.
• Himiko lazily swats Natsuki's drone away, as if it were a fly.
• A. F. Kay takes out her anger of stepping on dog poo last night on Skid and Pump, sending them flying into the forcefield. I guess You won't see them again after all…
• Rextro's behaviour is very concerning. First he claims to have an amusement park of torture, and now he's placing signs threatening the elimination of US states around the Arena?
• And so the flower falls forever.
• The Three-Headed Knight really, really wants Dr. Boom to stay alive, for some reason.
• The colour of the day is… gold! Ooh! Pretty, shiny gold! And it's tough enough to crack a teenage witch's skull open! Yay!
• Maybe Dr. Drakken having a kitten isn't so bad after all? He seems to love pets.
• John and Steve form an alliance.
• Yay! More… humans?

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ Hugo, Human!Loona, Skid & Pump, Flower!Levi and Lotte.

hecc

In Russia, pillow eats you

Cable's a mutant, so he just made more mutants. Dunno why he turned against his own kind, though.

(:

And Tricky continues to be in-character while Metallix is doing the opposite of that. Wonder how long this trend'll keep up...

...Good job Hugo, you got killed by a frickin' pillow.

Cat shenanigans at Villain School!

NIGHT◊ TWO◊

• Eren puts his preexisting hatred to good use by treating Red Robin to a painful end.
• Aaron is literally noodle-legged.
• Natsuki is self-centred enough to assume that Chris has the same name as her.
• A. F. Kay has a very brief show of disappointment about Red Robin's death before she moves on with what she was talking about before.
• Peony appreciates her fans' hard work.
• I don't know what James Blasters are, but by the looks of it they were super effective at destroying the air purifier. Now the tributes have to put up with polluted air!
• Monica's cloak-wearing doesn't serve its intended purpose.
• ...didn't President Snow die in the Bloodbath?
• The Three-Headed Knight yeets disembodied body parts at Silas, killing him instantly.
• Oh please, when have any of you guys killed a single tribute?
• Rextro and John. Name a more iconic duo.
• Lex Luthor kills Takane, and- wait, why does he look different now?
• ...I have no comment. This ship is just so gloriously cracky, it's amazing.
• You can't go to a specific mall anymore. Wait, why do you look so sad?
• Zaphod Breeblebox lives, but only because they have the money.

DAY◊ THREE◊

• We'll see about that…
• A heartwarming moment is had. Made better by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (seemingly) drowning in the background.
• Red scores a three-shot kill with- wait, holy light? What?
• You're all exposed to stupidity! All of you!
• A. F. Kay wants to drink alcohol with Me, even though the- no, I wasn't talking about myself! There's literally a tribute called Me!
• James may be a ghost now, but that's not stopping him from being a jerk!
• Onionsan exploits the dangers of the Lawn Dart for all its worth. RIP Himiko.
• Isn't he always fucking pissed?
• Doctor Doom pushes Ange down STAIRS OF DOOM!!!
• You reckons Steve/Captain is canon.
  • Oh for fuck's sake, I'm not saying that YOU, the reader, are shipping them! Unless you are, in which case, I won't judge. Surely Steve/Captain shippers are an actual thing?
• Tricky is still being tricky! This time, he engineers Natsuki's death at John's hands.
• Lex Luthor, whyyyyyyy.
• Cable is a teacher now? Ah shit…

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ Red Robin, GEA Air Purifier, Silas, Takane, Aaron, Chris, Marvin, Himiko and Natsuki.

Edited by Psychedelicate on Mar 30th 2021 at 5:05:23 AM

uh that's just a small-ass air purifier, also RED IS GONNA KILL THE WORLD WITH HOLY LIGHT IN HIS HANDS YIKES.

Good game Chris. Good game.

Hope Doofenshmirtz had a Not-Drowninator ready.

I guess Onionsan did learn something from Villain School. And speaking of school, Cable became a teacher of his own school because that event was from the OG, so I'm not rolling for a nom school to hire him.

Also, James Blasters are just Gaster Blasters modeled after James' face that fire energized Hydro Pumps. Also, how's Ghost-type Pokémon!James doing after his rival died a Distortion World-ish death?

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 30th 2021 at 2:11:55 AM

Yay, Tricky finally killed someone! ...wait, that's not something to celebrate!

Also I can imagine Metallix breaking the tribute death news in a sadistic way.

Last update of the day!

NIGHT◊ THREE◊

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz is in so much slapstick this season and I'm here for it.
• Well, there's Pokemon in Smash, so…
• Onionsan has a petty grudge against meat.
• Lex Luthor takes an idiom literally.
• John overpowers You and kills- settle down, reader, you're still alive, alright? And I'll stop with this gag now, I promise.
• Apparently A. F. Kay hasn't slept a wink this season, and this comes back to bite her.
• Riverperson takes up a job as a police officer and assures Three-Headed Knight that they're happy to help him out.
• What toe? Her limbs are gone, aren't they?

DAY◊ FOUR◊

• Dr. Boom? More like Dr. Broom!
• Captain, Ange and Monica are intimidated by Mike due to her abysmal pain tolerance.
• The ANGERY Dan Hibiki kills Steve with a bicycle.
  • And immediately afterwards, Riverperson makes a bad pun about the incident, to which Red of all tributes scolds them for.
• One villain gets some interesting dirt on another.
• Peony inquires Eren about Steve's demise. Eren calmly replies that the tribute in question was sent to a better place.
• Welp, Doctor Doom… is doomed.
• Whoa, okay, what's up with this sequence of events!?
  • First Cable jokingly claims that his name is President Snow when introducing himself to Onionsan.
  • Then Metallix kidnaps President Snow, holds him for ransom and shoots him dead when the authorities don't meet his demands.
  • But then President Snow is revived literally five seconds later as John turns Katniss and Peeta in to him. What.
• Anyway, Dr. Doofenshmirtz has one final moment of slapstick comedy, which ultimately spells his doom.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ You, A. F. Kay, Steve, Doctor Doom and Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

red has gone wack

fuc canon red hgs red is where it's at

Doom, I am disappoint.

Yes stay inccent Peony

Given that Tricky's a zombie, all that excess fat would probably just rot off him and he'll be slim again.

And Metallix finally killed someone! Since it's Snow, that's worth celebrating!

Also given that Mario and Sonic are already in Smash as well as a few of their friends, Metallix is gonna enjoy settling the score with them in his own sadistic combat way. Given that Bowser respects/hates Mario enough that he'd probably take issue if another villain was out for his blood I can see him teaming up with Mario for this. So the list of allies (well, allies for Metallix's enemies) in Smash are: Luigi, Yoshi, Peach, Daisy, Wario, Bowser, Bowser Jr., the Koopalings, Donkey Kong, and Diddy Kong on the playable character side, and Waluigi, Shadow, and Knuckles on the assist trophy side. This is just for the allies of the respective Mario and Sonic games, don't wanna list the others as that would take too long. No idea how K. Rool would feel about someone else killing his arch-enemies, so for all I know he could team up with Metallix!

Anyways I can see folks trying to reenact Super Mario Bros. Z and 1 Minute Melee in Smash. Of course, the Doomsday Zone theme would be in the game as it's heavily associated with Metallix. But not the remix actually associated with him as that's a fan song.

Edited by TheGamechanger on Mar 30th 2021 at 9:16:08 AM

Sans: can you do better than me in biking, riverperson?

Red killing tributes with Grand Cross? Light Is Not Good, indeed.

Oh yeah, he's claimed the holy light for himself and wreaking havoc with it.