Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Damn Gura got a kill in! Noice!
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."Oof, Trevelyan died unceremoniously under me
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).Jokes on you Meta Knight, Cragma was far too big for that prison.
"You're married like me, you know monstrosity can take many forms."Welp, there goes M&M Dr. Phil. I missed a bunch of the updates and as expected my tribute dies relatively early.
Hyperfixation, guaranteed!Meta Knight either suffers or is evil in HGS. No middle ground
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Noa, why fight Ina out of the blue like that?🤔
One of the over 40 party members from Chrono Cross. And a canon mother to celebrate the upcoming Mother's Day(05/12).Carrot Cake be like "THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW THE HISTORY OF THE FLOUR WARS ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT THEM GFRRRRR"
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.- Condorito really, really sucks at cooking.
- What do you need erasers for? And why not just pay for all of them?
- Crazy Dave gets HUEG.
- Ryoma is now running the Hunger Games!
- A lemon cannon! Good idea!
- Gura kills Eunie using an American pharmacy chain… somehow.
- Yeah, with this being two against one, Muscle Man doesn't stand a chance here. RIP. I'll say hi to your mother for you.
- ...why would you measure your height in chips in the first place?
- Yup, he still had a ways to go indeed. Why? Because he's CRAAAAAZY! RIP Crazy Dave.
- Gura heals Tom by doing the Fortnite dance… somehow.
- OOOOOOF that is BRUTAL. RIP Mafalda.
- Lots of cat love today, with CCC adopting one and Ryoma, fittingly enough, sleeping with a Wawa plushie. Awwww.
- Condorito tries the same trick that Max Headroom Guy pulled earlier on.
- Lucina and Nintendo… huh. Not an entirely unprecedented interaction.
- Um, Pipsqueak, that's my job, isn't it?
- What kind of accent does Meta Knight even have?
- Damien caps off the day by honouring Mafalda's last wishes.
FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: Eunie, Muscle Man, Crazy Dave and Mafalda
- Trevelyan: 2 (Steve and Furnace)
- Gawr Gura: 2 (Boba Fett and Fennec Shand (as one tribute) and Eunie)
- Sypha and Trevor: 2 (Sarge and Muscle Man)
- Uchiha Rushia: 2 (Kermit and Mafalda)
- Wynne D. Fanchon: 1 (Ramirez)
- Tom: 1 (Starved)
- Little Nemo: 1 (??????/Amy)
- Crazy Dave: 1 (M&M Dr. Phil)
- Otsdarva: 1 (Trevelyan)
oh no bro
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"I mean, condors ARE scavengers, so it kinda checks out.
Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.4Kids Dubs gave him some Spanish accent with a poor man's Antonio Banderas voice
Edited by VengefulBale on Sep 26th 2022 at 9:41:12 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own.""This cat is gonna be Catmint's new best friend." -Carrot Cake Cookie, probably
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.I want a wawa plushie too
I like cats.Damn, Gura got another kill in!
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."Pipsqueak narrating the rest of the day with his British accent? Awww!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"- Let's not let those two go anywhere near pianos ever again…
- President Snow is magically alive again! Because of course!
- Savage! Big Sad Lock is shot and left for dead. There's nothing that paramedics can do to save him.
- Goddamn, Sypha and Trevor, let this poor tribute rest in peace!
- How…?
- What hands…?
- Oh shit, Little Nemo can turn into a dragon now! Watch out, everyone!
- Meta Knight is having a good night's sleep… so a bunch of tributes decide to take advantage of that.
- Silly Ina, that's not what Gura meant!
- A tribute that Owen 23 doesn't like… hmm…
- Meta Knight wakes up disgruntled as he realises that some of his powers have been stolen. He finds Lucina and rants to her about the matter, before announcing that he's off to take the hottest, longest [REDACTED] bath in the whole world.
- Fusilli Jerry is killed via sheer bad luck, assuming Condorito was just hoping to kill any random tribute with that flying fish. RIP.
- How did you screw up that attack that badly!?
- Yeah, can confirm that a lot of these bootlegs do need vocabulary lessons.
- Ooh, new Discord server emojis! Thanks, Otsdarva!
- Pipsqueak just wants to go home, but as we all know, that's not allowed here. RIP.
- Ina sabotages Gura's next video game stream. I… I thought you two got along just fine?
- Tom sacrifices his "beloved friends", Sypha and Trevor, to obtain the Soul Stone. Sorry your run had to end this way, Ichi…
- That's a very lazy alias, but alright…
- Another posthumous tribute role reveal! Apparently Sypha and Trevor were Detectives.
FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: Big Sad Lock, Fusilli Jerry, Pipsqueak and Sypha and Trevor (as one tribute)
- Trevelyan: 2 (Steve and Furnace)
- Gawr Gura: 2 (Boba Fett and Fennec Shand (as one tribute) and Eunie)
- Sypha and Trevor: 2 (Sarge and Muscle Man)
- Uchiha Rushia: 2 (Kermit and Mafalda)
- Tom: 2 (Starved and Sypha and Trevor (as one tribute))
- Wynne D. Fanchon: 1 (Ramirez)
- Little Nemo: 1 (??????/Amy)
- Crazy Dave: 1 (M&M Dr. Phil)
- Otsdarva: 1 (Trevelyan)
- Wawa: 1 (Big Sad Lock)
- Condorito: 1 (Fusilli Jerry)
Little Nemo, your dream’s getting a little crazy, even for you. Must have been the Welsh rarebit.
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"Sorry about that Ichi... at least our tributes died in the same update... right? Don't worry, there's always next season.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"My tribute got killed without doing something important, how disappoint, but it's still good to hear that your soul has finally free.
Edited by Justkong033 on Sep 27th 2022 at 4:59:40 PM
At least Meta and Lucy interacted but what even was he trying to communicate to her?
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Ayo my tributes interacted. Noice!
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."- Aww, don't be mean to the penguin, Lucina!
- Gura kills some mice that she finds in her camp.
- Seagulls don't have thumbs, though…?
- Ina has a weed-induced hallucination.
- Go home, Meta, you're drunk.
- Nintendo brings pain to a few tributes the best way he knows how without actually killing anyone.
- Jon is rightfully terrified of Eox.
- Well, I suppose there wasn't a way for this to end with both Condorito and the ocean surviving…
- And the only casualty tonight is Sana, who headbangs a little too hard. RIP.
- Furious upon discovering that Ina sabotaged her video game stream, Gura brutally murders her, with Eox as collateral damage, failing to notice Tom quivering under a nearby table. Man, the rest of the Myth talents are not going to like this…
- Little Nemo defeats Damien in his dragon form, and he thinks he's safe… until Damien turns into a monstrous beast and overpowers him.
- Otsdarva finds the bones of a tribute who died long ago… how long ago are we talking, anyway? 10 seasons ago?
- Seems Noa somehow figured out that Nintendo was the cause of her mysterious injuries, and spent all his savings as petty revenge.
- Still terrified of Eox – and possibly now even more terrified of the one that killed them – Jon seeks refuge in a green pipe. Unfortunately for him, it had a Piranha Plant inside…
- Turns out Meta Knight got to spend even more time with Lucina after that awkward exchange he had with her yesterday. Good for him!
- A Hololive bootleg is sponsored by the SCP Foundation… seems legit.
- Ryoma suddenly kills Cragma purely to spite Scipion. Ouch.
FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: Sana, Eox, Ina, Little Nemo, Jon and Cragma
- Gawr Gura: 4 (Boba Fett and Fennec Shand (as one tribute), Eunie, Eox and Ina)
- Trevelyan: 2 (Steve and Furnace)
- Sypha and Trevor: 2 (Sarge and Muscle Man)
- Uchiha Rushia: 2 (Kermit and Mafalda)
- Tom: 2 (Starved and Sypha and Trevor (as one tribute))
- Wynne D. Fanchon: 1 (Ramirez)
- Little Nemo: 1 (??????/Amy)
- Crazy Dave: 1 (M&M Dr. Phil)
- Otsdarva: 1 (Trevelyan)
- Wawa: 1 (Big Sad Lock)
- Condorito: 1 (Fusilli Jerry)
- Damien Maymdien: 1 (Little Nemo)
- Ryoma: 1 (Cragma)
Next up: the Feast! You'll have to wait awhile for that, however, as this is the final update for today in my timezone. Yes, this does mean that this season is slated to end tomorrow!
Why's the Hololive curse seemingly being broken at the cost of making me actively root against my gateway Hololive member?
Meta Knight... smoked weed with Lucina? Score two for Bale and Psyche.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
But I thought you were from Trottingham, Pip!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"