Tropers: The Series

"Yeah, remember what I said about sticking together?"

"I'm just going to go."

Bob walks away, eventually disappearing into the woods.

"I give him five minutes before he appears again."

"Actually, where's that help Four called for anyway? Surely SOMEONE must have heard those shots..."

Edited by Zanreo on Mar 4th 2019 at 1:21:05 PM

Right on cue, they could see a pair of headlights getting closer to where they are.

"Hey! There's the ranger!" She waves her hand. "Hey! We're over here!"

Bob, hearing this, pokes his head out of a bush, ignoring the racoon savagely gnawing at his head.

Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Mar 4th 2019 at 7:05:00 AM

"The ranger? Where's Yogi and Booboo?"

Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 4th 2019 at 9:07:02 AM

"Yeah I'm ready to go...everyone coming?"

"I'm coming, faster than the av-e-rage puma."

The truck stops before honking. "The Tropesberg Forest Rangers heard your call, now get in the car..." He says, looking bored and unamused.

Without hesitation, Four jumped onto the truck bed.

"Bye monsters! Thanks for not killing us!" Puma jumps in too.

Crow removes his straw hat and bows.

"It has been a pleasure meeting most of you."

Bob steps out of the bush and into the truck bed, still holding the racoon.

"I'm keeping this."

Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Mar 4th 2019 at 8:32:52 AM

"Alright, let's go!" Zanreo says as she also jumps in.

Edited by Zanreo on Mar 4th 2019 at 5:11:31 PM

"Tch...damn kids..." The ranger grumbled, sipping a can of beer.

Once everyone was in, the truck drove off to the nearest town in the area.

"Thank god this nonsense is pretty much over.... Wait a moment, our stuff!"
(Cue canned laughter.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Mar 4th 2019 at 1:03:05 PM

"Oh, it's fine! We can replace our stuff once we get back home! We just need around $1000 to do so!"

(Canned laughter)

"........"
"good thing the only stuff I really brought with me there... and left behind... was food" Zanreo says with an unusually blank look on her face as she starts slowly looking through her bag and pockets. "Ok... good, everything's there"

"Ah, right... let's just say I have some experiences with... losing and leaving behind stuff... important, irreplaceable stuff."

Edited by Zanreo on Mar 5th 2019 at 12:28:38 PM

"Well, we all have sentimental values on things. Like me and any sort of cash I could get my hands on!" She stands up. "But enough about that! Let's celeb-OW!" Her head was knocked by a branch, causing her to stumble on the truck bed before recovering. "...As I was saying, let's celebrate for surviving in the woods alive!" She cheered.

The ranger at the front only sighed in exasperation as he drives the truck to the nearest town, hoping to god that he'll go back to his cozy watchtower soon.

END

S5 Episode Ten: Godbless U

Taco is packing up a box labeled “For Junior”, and sighing wistfully.

From a room that was next to where Taco was, a loud piecing noise could be heard as a flash of green light, going in a line, could be seen from out of the window.

"Whoops! Sorry!" Four's muffled apology could be heard from beyond the wall

Revenge is playing Jump Force on a side TV, incredibly conflicted.

"Is this good or bad?"

"Both and neither."

Puma is playing Deltarune, letting Jevil kill him over and over.

"Cause when I reach the end, the fun is over!"

“Man, I can’t believe Junior’s already heading off to college!” Taco expositions.

Puma stops. "Wait, college? Where did the time go?"

“Yeah, see, since she’s a Life piece, her childhood goes by super-fast, so that way she can just start picking College or Career.”

"Oh wow... what's she doing there? Like, what's she studying?"

Edited by Aveyond on Mar 5th 2019 at 7:41:52 PM