Tropers: The Series

"Teach me how to fence then I'll be interested in dueling"

"I agree with that guy!"

"...Want some popcorn?"

"You just have to write yourself as awesome, without godmoding or being too cheesy. Throw in a backflip, a couple of desperate parries, and a secret weapon/device/technique, and you're golden."

"Wait, so does that mean I could summon a life-size FA-78 Full Armour Gundam?"

"...If I wanted to, I mean."

edited 31st Jul '17 3:13:25 PM by G2BattleConvoy

"Oooooooooooohhhhh.... So that's how it works! Are we all magic now?! Awesome!"

Revaryk tries and then comically fails to summon Gilgamesh. Cue something exploding.

"If you really want to have a mech battle..."

"Ah, who am I kidding. Of course you do! Let me implausibly build one out of spare parts in the time between this post and the next!"

TropesForever, who was a sleep in his chair, suddenly wakes up.

"Who, what-what's happening?"

"Oh, Scheisse, I have to go! It's getting late. We'll do a rain check on that mech battle, if that's alright with you?''

-Bolts out the door.-

edited 31st Jul '17 3:20:35 PM by G2BattleConvoy

The million laser swords all over my brand new mech all activate... cutting it into a million tiny pieces.

"Yeah, I need a bit more time to laserproof it anyway. Fight you later!"

"Yay, I have an archrival again!"

edited 31st Jul '17 3:22:48 PM by ZeroL

Teen Lyoko is unconscious on the field, knocked silly from the impact.

"Oh hey, Tropes Forever! Two of our gang tried to have an epic battle! I had popcorn, but that's gone now."

"Popcorn? Could you make more?"

"I could! Using the special hyperdimensional storage box, but I... Am too lazy to open it right now."

Teen Lyoko tries to wake, but the pain manages to knock her back out.

"Hey, Teen Lyoko is becoming a bit of a Butt-Monkey. Maybe a force field would help."

I throw my personal force field generator to Teenlyoko.

kaalban, who is still an undead, walks towards the group and breaks his few bones.

"Ugh, my spine... Where is my estus flask?"

He takes out somethign from his pocket. And it was surely not estus flask. It was blood vial.

"I don't want to stab myself with it. Screw this."

He throws it away and he doesn't give a damn if it hits someone.

"And I'm sure I don't want to fight here."

edited 31st Jul '17 5:34:46 PM by kaalban

"Well I do have Hammerspace" he says smiling

Meanwhile, in the stadium press box off camera, an electronic music producer with a disheveled flattop sits at the windows, an iPad in his lap and a terse look on his face. Mr. Medlin is there with him, sipping on a small glass of some unidentified brown liquid.

"Um, sir, am I doing the cameo in this episode? I'm supposed to be playing at the Electric Peanut Festival in Vegas this week, and the producers told me I'd be doing a halftime show bit..."

"I'll be frank with you, Trevor, it's definitely more of a 'drop-in' type of deal than anything else, so you can just kinda slide in whenever. We tried to wrangle them into shape a while back, but it seems the viewers can't get enough of the cast's 'unscripted antics'."

"That's... informative."

Edited by Tre on Aug 11th 2021 at 1:24:06 PM

"Wait, they like unscripted antics? Hmm... heh heh heh... hahahahaha... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

No, you cannot unleash the hordes of rabid Vroombas.

"Aw, man..."

Teen Lyoko wakes in a bed, head in pain, but dulled. She sees the shield around her. "Am I quarantined?"

Zack comes back with a large soda "What sporting events is like a real life version of Adam Smith Hates Your Guts, except everything is overpriced no matter where you go"

"Ebay?"

"I mean concessions. Gear as well. $20 dollars for a jersey?!" he says ranting on and on

"Oh! I see! Uh... Umm..."

Revaryk clearly doesn't understand said rant, as it fastforwards.

"Oi, does anyone have any spare batteries? My keys to my Gundam have run out of power again."

(Says G2, poking his head into view of the camera.)