Tropers: The Series

"Hey man, I love Ringo. I just love him as a Beatle."

"Okay, will you two stop arguing?"
"Well, I-if I'm not important, T-then I-I think I'll just run away!"
"Oh, Robin, don't listen to Taco. We all love you, don't we, Ford?"
"Well, yes."

"I didn't say you weren't important. I said you were a less important Bee Gee. Can't help that."

"Still! Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!"
(Clone!Robin tries running away, but Chey grabbed him.)
"To finish my story about how I created my clone, I accidentally put in one of my used tissues instead of one of Robin's. Soooo he's got my eye color as well as a teensy-bit of Time Lord DNA. Shhhh, it's alright, Robin..."
(Chey holds Clone!Robin close.)
"Oh, almighty Zarquon..."
(Ford takes the bottle of Janx Spirit out of his bag and drinks some of it.)

"I mean, I didn't even get to be a Bee Gee, but that doesn't make me unimportant. I'm unimportant for different reasons!"

"So what? He's gonna get regenerated too?"

"Aww, you're important too, Tropes. Oh, and Taco, He'll age like a normal human."

edited 3rd Jun '18 8:46:18 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Thanks, Chey."

"Tropes, in the history of man, you're probably more important than the Bee Gees. Heck, they only really had the one hit..."

"I see," Taco says, in response to Chey.

edited 3rd Jun '18 8:47:36 PM by TacoBadger

(Chey gets up and goes to Taco.)
"The Bee Gees had a LOT of hits! Ah heck, They had so many hits that went #1 in a lot of countries, there was a compilation released after Maurice died called Bee Gees Number Ones!"
(Chey goes on to rant about how the Bee Gees wrote and produced songs for other artists, how they're inducted in a lot of music-related hall-of-fames, how they've received CBEs and how Barry was appointed Knight Bachelor recently, and God knows what else. Meanwhile in the background, Ford gives Clone!Robin a pep talk but it's inaudible.)

Taco rolls his eyes, hops out of Tropes’ pocket, and starts walking around. In the middle of Chey’s rant, he turns to Tropes. “Hey, are there any roads to town from here?”

edited 3rd Jun '18 10:38:32 PM by TacoBadger

"That one." I say, pointing to a road with a sign next to it that says "Beware of snakes, spiders, kangaroos, emus, platypuses, cassowaries, crocodiles, koalas, wombats, box jellyfish, Yowies and Bunyips and Drop Bears, Oh My".

"Would you look at that. Didn't even use the correct plural of 'platypus'."

“What, platypeople? C’mon, I guess. Better start walking before Australia eats us.”

edited 3rd Jun '18 11:02:50 PM by TacoBadger

"Well, with all that's been said, Let's check on Ford and Robin, shall we?"
(Chey goes over to Ford and Clone!Robin. Clone!Robin is drying his eyes with Ford's handkerchief.)
"Thank you, Ford. I feel a lot better now."
"You're welcome. Oh, there you are, Chey."
"Hey, how did you get Rob to calm down?"
"Oh, I simply gave him a good old pep talk. It's done him good as you can tell."
"So, Robin, are you staying?"
"I'm staying."
(Chey then hugs both Clone!Robin and Ford.)
"Right, We better get going."

"Hup!"

Revenge lands palm-first on the sign, only to spring off of it and by the other Tropers.

"Yeah, not being left behind again. Let's get a move on, shall we?"

Revenge currently had no idea he had shifted forms into that of Talia of Xeris. (My avatar)

“Who’s the lady?” Taco asks.

"I don't know, but why did we have to skydive?" says Puma, shuddering. "Compared to that, the wildlife doesn't sound so bad!"

"...oh no, I jinxed it, didn't I."

-Melody is on the phone to no one in particular-

Melody: Sorry I can't come with you guys but I missed the flight. Also, Australia's a bit too hot for me.

-Ghost!Melody appears near the tropers-

Ghost!Melody: I'm here thooough! Sorry I'm laaaaaaate!

edited 4th Jun '18 1:57:11 PM by QuantumMelody29

“Aw Man. Now things are gonna be slightly less fun,” Taco sighed.

“Welp, time to hitchhike.”

Taco took to the side of the road, turned backward, and starting walking backward, with his thumb pointed behind him.

(Chey pulls out her case of Hoi-Poi Capsules, takes one out, and throws it on the ground. The capsule then transforms into a small bus.)
"All aboard the Chey Bus!"
(Chey, Ford, and Clone!Robin climb on the Chey Bus, where they are greeted by a bus-driving mechanoid who looks suspiciously like Kryten.)
"Oh, Miss Chey, madam! Welcome aboard."
"Thanks."
(Ford and Clone!Robin simply wave hello as they go and take their seats.)

Taco enters. “Is there an old British Sci Fi that you’re not involved with?”

He sits on a seat.

"Welcome aboard, sir! Okay, Miss Chey, is that everyone?"
"I think so."

I walk aboard.

"careful not to drive into any eucalyptus trees. They're known for repositioning themselves in the middle of the road just to spite humans."

"Geez, this place sounds like a nightmare. I like it already."

“God, damn, I feel so hot. Guys, remind me to change back once we get back to the dragon statues, because fur sucks in weather like this.”