Tropers: The Series

Season 3: Episode Which One Were We On Again?: The Karate Tropers

(The tropers are on a plane to China.)

I'm sitting on a pile of sand.

"We didn't have to bring the whole beach, did we?"

Cue laugh track

9.

(Chey is sitting next to Ford, Both are back in their normal attire. However, Ford looked a bit paler than normal. This is because as a result of spending the previous night in Brighton at a popular pub, He had gotten a hangover.) "Maaaan, while that was a pretty awesome vacation, I'm glad to be back in my turtleneck and slacks!"
(Ford then clutches his head and groans a bit.)
"Oh, good Zarquon, please don't be so loud..."
"Aw, smeg, I'm sorry, Fordie. Are you alright?"
"I guess so... It's not that bad."
"Yeah, it's because I made you drink a lot of water before bed last night."
"I still can't believe how all of us managed to fit on two queen-sized beds...."

edited 20th May '18 12:16:04 AM by EeveeGirlChey

-Melody is sitting a row or two behind with Harmony-

Melody: Phew. I'm glad there was time to get Harmony to the vet before we left. Otherwise I wouldn't have been allowed to take her on the plane.

Ghost!Melody: - appears next to Ford- Helloooo! Did you lot miss meeee?

"Oh! Hi again!" says Puma. Strangely, his voice sounds a little more... growly than usual...

"The hell was that, a dog?"

"Uh, nothing. I'm just a big ca- I mean, a little hoarse."

Melody: Who cares about the lame puns when it's floofy?

"AHHHHH!!!"
(Ford then clutches his head again.)
"Oh, dear."
(Chey pulls a ice-pack out from her bag and puts it on Ford's forehead.)
"Shhh, you'll be alright..."
(A caption then flashed in full-caps THIS WILL BE A SHIP TEASE EPISODE. In response, Chey pulls out a card saying NO, IT WON'T.)

"Say Puma, did you see Chey and Ford leave their footprints in the sand?"

"No, but I do wonder why summer went so quickly. Was it something that I said?"

"Say, do you hear drumming?"

"AHHH A GREMLIN!!!"

"...Wait, no, its just my fingers. Silly me."

The laugh track is heard over the intercom.

"Sooo, what are we looking for this episode?"

“A jade dragon statue.”

(Cut to Fussenpepper, who is loading a crate labeled “Touhou Characters” onto his plane.)

edited 20th May '18 4:09:43 PM by TalesofUnder

Melody: Well, I guess we're also looking for as many Chey x Ford ship teases! The caption said so!

Ghost!Melody: This is gonna be greeeaaat!

edited 20th May '18 11:05:46 PM by QuantumMelody29

"There ain't gonna be any Ship Tease, but there will be some babysitting a hungover Betelgeusian."
(Another caption appears saying "Sooo, Ship Tease? (considering how you care a lot about him)", Chey then shakes her head.)
"Good grief..."

edited 21st May '18 12:42:16 AM by EeveeGirlChey

"So, what's so important about this statue, exactly?" says Puma.

Ghost!Melody: Maaaybe it's the statue of shiiiip teeeases!

Melody: Yup, we sure need one of those.

"There's not gonna be any ship tease this episode! Right, Ford?"
(Pan over to Ford, who fell asleep.)
"Well then. Now if y'all don't mind, It's nap time."
(Chey then lays her head on Ford's lap and goes to sleep.)

All of a sudden, Revenge appears, headless and in an edited version of Goenitz's clothes from KOF '98. Two hands made of hardened blood hold a camera.

"Now note the positioning here. We're- Hold up. Play back the footage."

The hands (in true Spaceballs fashion) rewind the TV Player app on Revenge's phone, to the scene with Fussenpepper.

"Stop it."

The hands oblige, and Revenge (somehow) reads the label on the box.

"Awww, crap baskets."

Melody: Awwww look at Chey and Ford!

Ghost!Melody: They are so cuuuute!

(Meanwhile, Chey is dreaming of being a Sim.)
"Ah, van vesua! Cummuns nala."
SIM: "Oh, Feebee lay!"
"Chum-cha."
(Chey pulls out a phone and calls the pizza delivery man. Another Sim then appears.)
"Sul sul!"
SIM 2: "Sul sul. Uhh, shamoo ralla poo" (Suddenly, things start shaking about as a booming voice says...)
"Chey, wake up!"
(A few seconds after the two Sims start panicking, Chey then wakes up.)
"Ahhh, sul sul, nooboo."
"Eh?"
"Oh, smeg! Sorry about that, Ford."
"I got some bad news. Fussenpepper's back."
"Back?! Oh, smeg. What for?"

edited 23rd May '18 1:22:03 AM by EeveeGirlChey

"And he's got super danmaku demon lolis with him."

Melody: I wonder how this will turn into a ship tease!

Ghost!Melody: Eeeeee! I can't waiit to find ooouut!

Harmony: Meeow

"Guys, stop teasing the ship. We don't want to hurt its feelings."

edited 23rd May '18 11:10:48 AM by DrNoPuma