Tropers: The Series

Mermaid!Melody: -tail is stepped on by Chey- Owww! Watch your step!

A cute kitten: -wandering the beach-

Crazy!Melody: Hey! I'm walking over here, out of my way!

-pushes the cat-

Mermaid!Melody: Aww, a kitty!

-swims over to it-

Don't you have someplace to be?

-the kitten meows-

Oh dear, that's so bad of them! Who would ever do such a thing?

-commence a Tear Jerker Author Filibuster about the kitten's origin and why it is important to spay and neuter your pets-

-Ocular Gushers- and so, if you don't want more poor, abandoned and starving kittens like this one, then get your pets fixed! Actually, I think I'll adopt you, as soon as this mermaid sauce wears off... I'll name you Harmony!

(Chey yawns)
"Maaaan, I feel like having a nap. Time to set up the tent."
"The tent?"
(Chey then opens the basket and pulls out something that looks like a circular disc with a strap on it )
"My self-erecting tent!"
(Chey puts the bag on the ground. moves the trap away, and the circular disc pops up into a tent.)
"We could just go back to the hotel and take a nap."
"And miss out on this smegging excellent day? Huh, Where's Tales and Tsunku at?"

(They are on the sunset beach hugging eachother.)

(Cue the audience going "Awwww...", then cut to Chey getting in the tent.)
"Coming in, Ford?"
"No."
"Alright then."
(Chey then zips the tent close. Ford is now alone.)
"Well, I might as well walk around."
(Ford then goes off for a nice walk around the beach. He passes by three friends who were laughing while watching a YouTube video on one of the friends' phone, a mother and father watching their kids build a sandcastle, a young woman tearfully saying "Yes! Yes, I will marry you!" to her boyfriend who had proposed to her, a middle-aged man napping on a towel, and Mermaid!Melody which prompted Ford to say...)
"What the zark?"

edited 12th May '18 3:46:24 PM by EeveeGirlChey

Mermaid!Melody: What do you mean?? It's a poor abandoned kitten! By the way, can you guys look after Harmony until this potion sauce thing wears off, cos I'm kind of stuck in the sea right now.

Harmony: ~Meow~ -rubs head against Ford's leg-

-cut to the hotel room-

Evil!Melody: Urgh I can't do anything until I'm better. Except use up everything in the minibar and not pay for it because this is their room and not mine! It's lame but the best I can do... For now.

-cut back to the beach-

"Aww. Hi, little kitten."
(Ford picks up Harmony and pets her. Ford then starts walking back to Chey's tent. The kitten purred all the way. Ford then opens the tent and carefully gets in there. The kitten gets on Chey, curls up, and goes to sleep. Cue the audience going "Awwww...". Ford then opens his bag and gets the book that he was reading on the train earlier back out.)

"Okay, I guess you can keep the starfish. I'll still being careful around glasses of water though."

(Cue canned laughter, cut back to Ford, the kitten, and a still sleeping Chey in the tent.)
"Meooow."
"Hello there."
"Mew."
(Chey wakes up and yawns.)
"Why am I hearing a kitty meowing?"
"Oh, uh, well-"
"Meeoooooow."
"Awwww! Look at the little fluffy kittyyyyyy!"
(Chey pets the kitten and it purrs.)
"Smeg, I always have had this effect on cats. Where did you find this precious little angel?"
"It's Melody's new kitten, she found it wandering around. She named it Harmony. We're going to have to watch her until Melody turns back to normal."
"Yaaaay, I love kitties."
(The kitten then starts licking Chey's hand, cue the audience going "Awwww...")
"Smegging heck. At this point, we'll need to start a Heartwarming page for Tropers: The Series!"
(Cue canned laughter)

-cut to the hotel room-

Evil!Melody: Ok, after having a rest, getting cat hair all over the bed and using up everything in the minibar, I'm feeling a bit better. I think I'll go to the beach!

Crazy!Melody: -enters- Heey, I'm back! Also, the tropers have new cat!

Evil!Melody: Hehehe... Then I shall take it!

Ghost!Melody: -has been watching- Ooooh noooo! I'd better go waaaarn them!

-heads off to the beach-

-cut back to the beach where Mermaid!Melody is asleep in a rock pool-

Ghost!Melody: -barges into Chey and Ford's tent- Guuuys! Evil!Melody is cooooming! She wants to take the caaaat!

edited 15th May '18 3:24:55 AM by QuantumMelody29

"Somebody pick up that phone."

Revenge stood up, smirking as cards swirled around him.

"Because I f*cking CALLED IT!"

edited 14th May '18 8:30:06 AM by DefRevenge24601

"Take the cat?! Oh, heck no! She'd have to go through me first before taking this precious baby."
"Mew."

-Evil!Melody points a large squirt gun in the tent-

Evil!Melody: Hand over the cat or i shoot! You don't wanna know what's in here!

Suddenly, Penroses bursts through the side of the tent, interrupting the scene.

"YO HOLY FUCK IT'S MY GRAND RE-ENTRANCE RACK UP THAT APPLAUSE AND CHEERING EVERYONE I'M BA–why is there a cat in here"

Evil!Melody: Aaah! -shoots the squirt gun-

-...out comes some ketchup-

"my gOD IT'S A BLOOD GUN"

Evil!Melody: Erm... But anyway hand over the kitten or I shoot!

"What do you want with the kitten?" Puma asks.

"A kitten? I remember when we used to have a cat. He ate shrimp. And people. Don't know what became of him."

"Oh, Belgium! She's onto us."
"I got a idea."
(Chey then teleports away with the cat and then teleports back a few seconds later.)
"What did you do?"
"Took it to E-Space."
"Why are we talking like this?"
"So that Evil!Melody doesn't hear."
"Oh. Well, what do we do now?"
"Get out."
(Chey turn tries unzipping the tent, but the slider is jammed and the zipper pull broke off.)
"Oh no. Well, We're stuck here."
"I think I packed a pair of scissors in my bag. Let me look."
(Ford looks in his bag and then pulls out a pair of scissors.)
"Oh, Ford. You clever fella, you."
(Ford then cuts a hole on the back of the tent. He tries going out first before Chey stops him.)
"You might as well cut the entire back off, We're getting out together."
(And so, Ford cuts the entire back of the tent off. Then, he and Chey get out through the hole.)

Evil!Melody: Heeey! No fair! I really need to get some kind of espace hole or whatever that was... But Imma still scratch up this tent!

-starts scratching the tent-

"Might as well scratch the tent up. It was cheap."
"And not very big."
"By the way, We don't have the cat."

A card whizzes at the back of Evil!Melody's head, and there would be a badass camera pan to...

A somewhat disappointed Revenge.

"Aww, it's just something over a silly cat. Even the conflict is a breather! Hold on, why am I disappointed about this? Whatever. Just step away from the tent, and nobody gets hurt."

"Smeg, I wish the real Melody turned back to normal right now. This is getting ridiculous."
"Uhhh, Chey?"
(Chey turns around and sees that Evil!Melody is charging to them and screaming "GIMME THAT CAAAAAAAT!!!". Chey and Ford then run off.)

Evil!Melody: Heey get back here!

-runs after Chey-

Melody: -enters- Hey I'm back how's Harmon- wait, where is she?! I TOLD YOU TO TAKE CARE OF HER! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!

-runs after everyone-

edited 17th May '18 3:35:44 AM by QuantumMelody29

If Evil!Melody looked behind her, she would spot a metric f*ckload of cards flying towards her.

In the meantime, Revenge stepped in front of Melody proper.

"Hold on. Harmony is safe in E-Space, from what I gather. We're keeping her safe from your evil self, who is currently being hounded by a whole lot of playing cards."