Tropers: The Series

(Cue a big round of applause from the audience for Puma's return. Ford then wakes up and yawns.)
"Have we landed ye-Oh, hello. Who are you?"
"Oh, I think that's that Puma fella I read about on the Tropers: The Series page on TV Tropes. Nice to see you, I'm Chey, the most American-sounding Time Lady there is, and this is my partner Ford Prefect."

"Oh! Nice to meet you two! And hello again, everyone! Now then..."

Puma pushes the button on the Popplio card.

(Puma is turned into a Popplio.)

"And remember; If you wanna turn back to a human, Just press the button."

"Hey, you didn't tell me that. Does it only work once, or can I switch as many times as I want?"

edited 26th Apr '18 8:38:43 PM by TropesForever

Melody: Erm.. I feel a bit sick.

"Anything alright, Melody?"

Melody: Oh yeah, just a bit seasick. Like this one time when...

-tells another squicky story-

...So yeah, at least it didn't end up like that time.

Puma has been happily jumping around in his new Popplio form in the background, but he stops in horror when he hears Quantum's story.

"So, uh... wow."

"Trust me, there's plenty more where that came from..."

-Revenge shakes his head in exasperation, as well as disgust at the story.-

Melody: So you want to here more? I can give you more!

"If you don't mind telling us, then sure!"

Melody: Finally! I've been wanting to tell this one for ages! So, I was going round town, like you do.....

-squicky story-

... That noodle place was never the same again.

"Wow... I'm both horrified and intrigued."

"Hey, uh... what are these Pokemon cards, anyway? And where is this plane going? I'm, uh, not really sure how I got here."

-cut to a shot of the intercom being clicked on by a gloved hand-

-No actual flight attendant seems to be present at the front. As soon as the voice comes through the lights dim and flicker for a moment-

"Good afternoon ladies, gentleman, and whatever that thing is under your seat and thank you for flying the Fussenpepper Skies. My name is ḟ̴̢̦̰̫̞͔͓̙̊̈̓ͤ͑̿ͮ̓̆̚ͅaͨ̐̈́̌̒̉͆̑͑͏̢̢̬͇͖̟̯̯̝̮͓͕͎͠u̡̟̱̟̞̭̖̻̯̯͗ͫͬ̈ͪͨ̀̀̿̀ͅs̷̥̹̝̹̦̪̲͌ͦͯ̋̔ͭ́̓̽̌͂̚̚̕t̛̜̼͍͍̭̯͍͖̳̦͙̭͍̽̀ͤ̎́͘ and i'll be your head flight attendant for the day. We are currently at a cruising altitude of 50,00 feet, with mostly clear skies aside from that one speck on the corner of your vision that appears to lead directly to that strange abyss of flowers and charcoal, but don't worry about that, folks. we're at least at the minimum safe distance of....a few miles, probably, from that! in any case, it is currently ̡͓̞͉̼̪̳̂̓ͮͬ͗̽ͧ͐ͩ́ͨ͘ ̷̺͕̖͔̥͚̙͖̲̥̤̙̠̎ͪ̄͗͑̑ͮ̇ͬ̽̾̆̆ͣ̓̍ͬͨ͘͘͞ ̷̻̼̟̱̪͉͉̪͉͓̟̞̗͖͚̮̤̄̅̽ͨ̔͛̚͠͡ ͥͦ͂ͥͭ͐̉̃͐̔̌̍ͨ̈́ͧ͋͑͏̷̙̳̥̼͈̮̦̠ͅ ̘̖̰͉͈̭̰͎̠̹͂̇ͤ̀̚͜͝ local time, and our eta is....eventually! The weather at our destination seems to be just perfect for the occasion, what ever it may be, and Jessica will be by to hand out our complimentary snacks and drinks shortly. if you'd like to upgrade to a meal please do let her know and we will be happy to accommodate. Also available today is the Fussenpepper Fast-Track rewards program, good for an unlimited amount of miles to anywhere, even up or down! Sign up today and receive a complimentary glass of bleach as part of your flight! If you do have any questions, concerns, or notice something weird and furry messing with the wings, please go to the back of the plane and simply report it. Don't worry, we will take care of it. Again, thank you for flying the Fussenpepper skies and have a wonderful rest of your flight!"

-the click of the intercom shuts off and the lights return to normal-

-over-the-seat shot of various passengers looking around, slightly confused and concerned, as if picked up by a tornado and then gently set back down later-

apologies if i'm gamejacking, all of this looked fairly drop-in

Melody: Am I the only one confused by the fact we were in a hotel then on a boat and now on a Fussenpepper airplane? I'm suspicious.

Ghost!Melody: Hellooooo! I hope you didn't forget meeeee!

“To answer your question, Dr No Puma, I made these cards in a lab. They were meant to be a one off joke, and are now pretty much in every episode.”

"GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!"
(Chey gets a salt shaker from her bag and shakes the salt at Ghost!Melody.)
"Back off, Leave me and Ford alone."
"Oh, God..."

"Thanks, Tales" says Puma, not really understanding what's going on.

"Well, if you're sticking around for the long haul, I better let you know about a few things; The Landlord Plant's bisexual, disco-loving love child showed up at his funeral, sang Barry Manilow, got killed, and somehow he survived and is now heck-bent on revenge and is Fussenpepper's partner-in-crime. But thankfully, He won't be bothering us for a long time, He got severely burned in the previous episode so he's in the hospital. Tales is dating Tsunku, Everyone thinks Ford and I are dating but that's not true, Ahhh, just check the page."

Ghost!Melody: -confused- Huuuuuh? What's with the saaaaalt? I'm not huuuuuuungry!

"It's to make you go away, ghost."
"Chey, you're getting hysterical, calm down!"
(Chey ends up sprinkling salt in Ford's hair, causing Ford to get a bit unhappy)
"Why did you do that? I didn't do anything wrong to deserve that. I think you may be extremely stressed out."
"Stressed? Me? No, I'm right as rain. No need to worry."
"You don't look like it."
"I'll be fine, Ford. We have to find that staff."

"Can I have some salt"

Junon: (glances at Medusa) Did you notice that?

Medusa: Yes. (nods) Is this common with you guys?

"Here," says Puma, grabbing another salt shaker. He hands it to Tales, then looks down at the Popplio card. "I think I'll keep this for later." He puts it in his inventory, which appears onscreen to look like an inventory menu in an old point-and-click adventure game.

edited 28th Apr '18 11:17:26 AM by DrNoPuma