"No, bruh sound effect 2!"
Your local Princess!
Avie rushes through the front door, drenched in water
"What? Did you seriously forget you sent me out to get food? These pies and pizza won't eat themselves you know"
beat
"Um.. what did I miss?"
Semain Calm
"Hey, Avie, check these out!" Knife shows off the renders that she has currently finished, as well as an extra render of a laser tag course that uses authentic lightsabers instead of fake ray guns.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
sick down from the bones to the other side
[Cutbug is still cowering underneath the coffee table.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
"The government suddenly got super rich so we're making new buildings! Also I overheard Chey's joining the Labor Party."
Your local Princess!
"Should I be more concerned about that or the fact that Chey's in labour?"
She kneels down next to her
"Got you some more towels. Thought you might need them"
"Can I join the Labour Party?"
Semain Calm
"I don't think you should be concerned about the fact the city's no longer bankrupt. It's something to celebrate!"
Knife turns on the news. There is a news report going on: And so, the city will no longer have to resort to bootleg employees to continue working.
"Okay, that's a bit sad. Those bootleg employees had some fun exploits. I got infinite drivers licenses once."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Your local Princess!
"What we're actually progressing? Where did all this money come from? Do I want to know?"
Forever a hoopy food
"Hello, Avie! And thank you! I think it's because Tropes inherited some dead guy's money. Man, just think of it..."
(Cue harp music as the camera zooms in on her face.)
"I'm gonna be a mother soon."
(Chey smiles for a moment before another contraction, punctuated by a harsh piano note ripples through her.)
"AAAAAH, BELGIUM! This smegging smeg hurts!"
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Aug 24th 2020 at 10:09:00 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
the cake is an alternative fact
"Wow, I didn't know old people have such sweet loot drops," I say, only half paying attention as I'm still focused on my game.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Your local Princess!
"... Alright we have someone giving birth, video game playing and new building ideas. Does anyone need me to do anything?"
Avie seems exhausted. She needs a hug
Edited by Aveyond on Aug 25th 2020 at 1:27:20 AM
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
Bob stirs a little and glances up.
"Oh, cool, the singular other sane person."
Enough death. Enough life.
sick down from the bones to the other side
[Cutbug is trying to climb the wall to get back to their room through the hole in the ceiling. And failing miserably.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
the cake is an alternative fact
"Hey! I'm sane!"
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Kafka shoots an unamused look at Chey and company
"Y'know, a sensible person would be in the goddamn hospital by now."
"I'd say that was extremely rude, but that would be breaking character!"
be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe
Forever a hoopy food
"We're doing a home birth! Smegging heck, here I am feeling like someone's gutting me like a fish and EVERYONE IN HERE ARE ACTING LIKE SMEG-AAAAAH, SON OF A-"
(Cue a censored Cluster F-Bomb as Chey goes through yet another contraction. After a minute of cursing, Chey breaks down in tears. Ford goes to her side and hugs her.)
"I'm sorry!"
"Shhh, you're fine... Would it help if I, err, massage your back?"
"That does sound nice..."
"Alright, stay there while I get something..."
(Ford then goes to the storage closet. Meanwhile...)
"WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF LIGHTNING STORM WOULD YOU EXPECT ME TO DRIVE TO THE HOSPITAL?"
Oh Captain!~
Custard comes out of her room once again, this time actually being in the living room.
"Alright, who called me a smeghead this time?"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Tropes hugs Aveyond.
"Hey, it's okay. Wanna help design buildings?"
Your local Princess!
"Um.. I don't know how much help I can be, but I'd love to.."
She hugs him back and stands on her toes, kissing him
Edited by Aveyond on Aug 25th 2020 at 1:50:33 AM
Forever a hoopy food
(Ford returns from the storage closet wielding a massage gun.)
"What the smeg?!"
(Ford smiles a big smile.)
"Ford... I love you but dear Rassilon, if you use that thing on my back, needless to say, the baby would come flying out of me! Just use your hands please."
"Alright."
(Ford sits the gun down and starts rubbing his wife's back. Meanwhile,)
the cake is an alternative fact
"Hey Tropes," I say while button mashing. "You should build an arcade. And then, when the arcade's finished, we should have an episode in it."
"Also, you should build an art museum, and then we should have an episode about that too."
"Oh, and you should add some wings to the library, it's sorely lacking. While you're at it you should pardon my library debt."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
"Oh my god, that's awesome! Can we add a speaker playing screaming sound effects?"