Tropers: The Series

"Don’t worry,I’ll be your eyes!"

"It’s over there!"

A ball of light appears, and KingOfStickers poofs out of it. She's wearing a name-tag that says, "It's-A-Me, Kay!"

"This place looks fun. Oh wait, aren't you that person with a lot of cats?"

"Fight the Peters!"

Something that looks vaguely like the Infinity Gauntlet manifests next to Leaf. Except it's a sock.

Leaf puts it on one hand and attempts to snap her fingers before remembering she actually can't snap. So instead she claps her hands. If the Infinity Sock, as she has dubbed it, works as it's supposed to, half of the Goombas will launch into a performance of "God I Hope I Get It" from A Chorus Line...

"Uh, Leaf...are you aware you've been saying all of that last part out loud?" Caitlin mutters.

"Look, this is the best plan I could come up with on such short notice!"

"I still wonder how we can be doppelgangers of each other sometimes."

Kay stared at the person with the funny sock, and saw them summoning goombas.

He grabs his gold wand-scepter with a turquoise jewel and waves his wand around, producing shapes. The shapes are of a red triangle, a blue circle, and a green square.

"There's more where those came from!" The shapes turn brown, as goombas began to flow from them.... Then many more. Probably more than necessary. "NYOPOPOPOPO!!"

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 18th 2020 at 11:22:02 AM

Leaf tries to freeze one of the Peters in place, but nothing happens; it's to no avail!

"My powers aren't working! The stupid sun keeps melting my ice!"

The only plus side is that one of the Joe Biden Goombas looks like it might be ready to burst into song...

Kay hops onto the Joe Biden goomba that was about to burst into song. He had a satisfying look on his face.

"Need a hand, stranger?" He said to Leafy.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 18th 2020 at 12:06:08 PM

"Hey, another stowaway! Good to have you here!"

"Let's go! Hypothermic Needle!"

In a flashy animation, my weird bayonet changes form into a massive syringe filled with viscious red fluid.

"Take this!" I swipe at the goombas, knocking them aside, before flashstepping towards a Peter and injecting him, which causes him to explode in a mess of pixely nonsense.

A Peter pins Custard to the nearest wall with the power of T-posing. She shocks the Peter, making him flash with X-Ray Sparks before ascending out of the rocket into oblivion, still T-posing

"Damn you Grand Dad for not letting us kill you from the inside!"

Edited by CustardAndPie on Jun 19th 2020 at 3:26:54 AM

(The Prefects were surrounded by Joe Goombas.)
"Smeg! We're screwed here..."
"No, we're not!"
(Robin then starts happily prancing around, smashing Goombas with his hooves. Unfortunately, he ends up smashing Maurice in the process.)
"ACCK!"
(Maurice disappears. Robin loudly screams in horror.)
"MAURICE!!! O-OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY! I D-DIDN'T MEAN IT!"
(Robin bursts into hysteric tears. Maurice, who was back to being his normal humanoid self, reappears a few seconds later groaning and rubbing his back.)
"Bloody hell, that hurt!"
(Maurice goes over to the sobbing pegasus that was his twin brother.)
"I'M SORRY, MO! I'M SORRYYYYY!"
"Apology accepted."
(Robin gasps upon hearing Maurice, turns to look at him, and gives him a hug.)
"Uhhh, guys?"
(A bunch of T-posing Peters fly towards Chey and Ford. Maurice hops onto Robin and they charge at the Peters. Maurice was shooting a gunstick while Robin was shooting lasers from his eyes again.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jun 19th 2020 at 3:43:00 AM

" Oh, hey Afterwards! NGH!" Kay stomped on a singing Joe Biden goomba. " Looks like I slept through some of the party!" He thwacks makes the goombas he summoned poof away, deeming them useless.

Kay waves his wand around and a green shell pops out of the shapes. He kicks the shell towards the crowd of Joe Biden goombas.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 19th 2020 at 1:23:28 PM

"Ugh..."

The man finally got up... only to find a bunch of Peters and Goombas approaching. "Bloody hell."

He would pick up his full and heavy bag from the ground, swinging it at one of the Peters and knocking them to the ground with an accompanying coconut sound. He would continue, using it to fend the enemies away.

Edited by Routeferret on Jun 19th 2020 at 4:55:57 PM

"Thanks!"

Puma follows Tabby's directions and finds himself in the middle of a bunch of Peters.

"Oh. I know what I must do."

Puma turns his torso and winds up... then begins spinning at high speeds with his arms outstretched to hit every Peter around him.

"SPEEN!"

Kay looks over to Puma as a Peter Griffin walks over to Kay.

Kay waves his wand around and out comes a fire flower. " Hey Puma, catch!"

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 19th 2020 at 4:45:36 PM

Playing, in between bites of a tuna sandwich, stomps on a Goomba.

As several Goombas rush towards Zanreo, she grabs a piece of the wall that seems to kinda float, rips it out and starts hitting them with it, glitchy effects appearing with every hit. "Heh, gotta use these to my advantage!"

Elena uses pokemon moves on the Goombas

"Tackle! Tackle aaand...Rollover!"

She rolls over the Goombas like a bowling ball

Puma grabs the fire flower, becoming... Spicy Puma.

"Thanks!" SP says to Kay. He then unleashes a barrage of fireballs upon the Goombas and Beters.

Junon shows the goombas no mercy with her glitched magic spells.

Kay nods, and looks at the rest of the goombas. He has a devious smile on his face...

He waves his wand around and out pops a Bob-Omb. Then a bullet bill, then another Bob-Omb... Then many more.

" Heh yeeeah boi..." Says Kay, in an odd tone as more and more of the previously mentioned mobs poofed into existence. The Bullet Bills and Bob-Ombs all appear to be targeting towards the goombas, as there appears to be enough to blow them all up!!

" YOU SHOULD ALL GET TO MOVIN'!! Ahh HAHAHAHEHE!!" Kay turns into a ball of light and flies away, zipping in a rapid motion.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 20th 2020 at 5:39:17 PM

"Now when can focus on the Peters."

"Leave that to me," I say, lifting up my syringe.

"Your time is up, Peters. Let's go, Flatline!"

In another flashy animation, my syringe changes form into a giant tourniquet, which shoots out and grabs one of the Peters, knocking him around and smashing him into the other Peters. Then, the tourniquet tightens up, and a flatline noise rings out as the Peter explodes into a mess of pixely nonsense.

"Well, now that that's taken care of," Custard says, ignoring the trail of clown vomit she's leaving behind, "do we need to go deeper?"

"Beforehand, let's clean up this mess. A clean ship is a happy ship."
(Robin goes through Ford's bag and pulls out a fold-up camping chair, then flies over to Chey, unfolds the chair, and sits it down next to her.)
"The smeg?"
(Ford waddles to his leather-and-stud-clad wife.)
"We'll take care of the cleaning. You sit down and rest."
"Can I at least dump the dead Peters out of the airlock?"
"Just rest."
(Ford then gives his towel to Chey.)
"Alright then... Thanks."

The ground beneath a Peter Griffin begins to shake. As he looks down, he is knocked to his knees by... what appears to be the trail of something tunneling just below the ground.

As the trail comically digs around the room, knocking over one or two Peters, it finally arrives at the center of the room, before whatever has been tunneling through pops to the surface.

...it's Taco, wearing an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt w/ tank top, sunglasses, and swim trunks. There is a dab of sunscreen, SPF 50, on his nose. In one hand is a Corona, with Lime, in the other a filled margarita glass, with a salted rim. He looks around with a contented look, before his face slowly adjusts to a look of confusion. He sets his drinks on the floor before him, and roots into the pockets of his swim trunks, pulling out an atlas, which he proceeds to unfold.

His eyes dart around the map, and he mutters aloud, "this doesn't look like Acapulco..."