Hello? Hello, hello?
Jack.
Why in the name of God did you wrote a slash between Krampus and an AI?
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Great, another horrifying "present" from the Krampus!
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10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Yeah, no, piggy, imma burn this bestial threesome.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Uhh, what the hell is this? I'm pretty sure an owl tried to write something.
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
Hello? Hello, hello?
MICHAEL YOU FUCK—
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Don't Try It
You shouldn't eat wild mushrooms guys.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
...I don't know how Bowser wrote this in the state he's in, but as he isn't known for having good views on love this is terrible either way.
Edited by TheGamechanger on Feb 20th 2021 at 12:52:43 PM
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[slap] Stop it! It's both nonsensical and horrific!
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
AI with access to the console
This feels like a kitty and wailord situation
Edited by Immortalartisan on Feb 20th 2021 at 9:58:04 AM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
An AI who has a good chance of being messed up in the head (as AI definately doesn't have a good track record in fiction) and a screaming person. Somehow, this makes more sense to me than some of the other pairings I've seen on here but still, wtf Bowser.
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Bowser x an AI is now one of the weirdest Crack Pairings I've heard of. Oh, and it was written by Piranha Plant, of all people. I didn't know plants had such strange senses of entertainment, let alone humor.
Zamba
Bowser and the Piranha Plant... I knew it from the beginning!
Rumors about my death were greatly exaggerated... Yet.
Yep, another barely coherent slash from Bowser. Probably should be thankful he's too furious to put much thought into this slash...
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AI with access to the console
God damn it uirst you already turned off your emotional processors do you also want to loose your creative ones?
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
FRIENDSHIP BLAST
Wh- ...Fuck, she's gone full devil. I mean, not as bad as one might think... But still, pretty freaking cursed.
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Hello? Hello, hello?
GIN NO—
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Another slash I'm thankful Bowser didn't put much thought into...
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I'm not surprised, considering who Whispered is possessing.
Redacted, I know you made this horrible piece of art. But I think it would be better as a killing floor thing. Like who can read it for the longest.
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Don't even try again. It'll never work. AT. FUCKING. ALL.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Yep, another one I'm glad Bowser didn't put much thought in.
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Amateur Rules Lawyer
Peridot, I don’t think these two can fuse like that...
Of course I've gone mad with power. Have you ever tried going mad without power?
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AT THE VERY LEAST, CRYSTAL GEMS DON'T MELT LIKE THAT. [slap]
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
uirst you have a real sick sense of humor even for a AI
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting