Hunger Games Simulator

Battle Music:

• Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back: The Score - The Imperial March

And of course Macbeth would kill President Snow. He already killed Duncan! WMG, but I think he might be wanting to merge Panem with the Scottish Highlands!

edited 30th Jan '18 3:17:08 PM by dave_the_assassin

TFW Bellatrix and her actress are killed on the same day.

Sigh.

I guess Qrow wasn't waiting for Godot.

Holy crap. I really was expecting Herbert to kill someone before Crawford! What if my prediction where one of them gets most kills actually ends up being true? Also, I think Aya is still mad over having witnessed Jon Stewart's *ahem* rendezvous with Herbert.

edited 30th Jan '18 3:36:19 PM by worldofdrakan

I'll be able to do one more update later tonight, when I have break in work. I'll just say one thing (spoilered): I'll do two days in the next update since nobody died in one of those two days.

edited 30th Jan '18 3:44:59 PM by GrafVonTirol

Fyi, I'm having some slight wi-fi issues since my home computer failed for the second time this month.

It's a jolly holiday for Cordell...

And for the Valentine's Day special, I might do something different and send in two tributes with love powers.

As promised, update time!

Night 3:◊

• Funky Kong has now formed a band after a rough start
• Seems Cordell Walker is harboring a dislike to Konata. Is it the severing Max's arm bit?
• Godot's cross-examination as directed by Quentin Tarantino
• Captain Lou is apparently trying his hand in tabloids.
• Radio's quest to seek the master is taking a toll on him, and so he was in a state of angst
• Could this perhaps be an inspiration for "Skywalker"?
• As if Chuck Norris needed another power...

Day 4◊:

• Well, Randy Savage had Slim Jims and Hulk Hogan once had his line of pasta products, so why not?
• Much to her disappointment, Aya found that she might not work out with Godot...
• Apparently Kamiya is making some kind of bizarre H-action game with Mary Poppins as the protagonist, and Nolan North plays a major character
• Ryan Reynolds is now an even better Deadpool.
• Put your hands together if you want to clap, as we take you through this Hamill Rap!
• Zombie Rickman doesn't approve of what Paarthurnax has
• Walker demonstrating even more Facts

Night 4:◊

• Looks like Aya is getting herself blocked on Twitter now
• Alan Rickman persuades Jon Stewart to join his zombie ways
• Mark Hamill has been taking all sorts of drugs now
• Funky Kong commits major insurance fraud by claiming to be Wheel Gator's dependent.
• Captain Lou died for our sins... or was he caught committing a petty crime?
• You're not going to win any sort of contest against Chuck Norris or his characters...
• "Let's go motorboating, huh?" *slap* "EVERYBODY BETRAY ME!"
• Ryan turned on Radio (no, not that way) then I assume forcefully pried off the antenna.
• Paarthurnax gives Godot something to dip in his coffee
• Jon is sixty years old and more than old enough to not do it. Tsk tsk!

Day 5:◊

• What use does Broly have for that?
• Ryan sees the still-frothing corpse of Jon Lovitz
• Seriously kids, don't do drugs!
• Paarthurnax dies the shittiest death possible
• How does an electrical appliance do... that...
• As if Chuck Norris needed that...
• Steamed Hams, but it's Nolan North and Superintendent Anger Core
• To show she means business, Aya wasted four tributes, one of which is Chuck Norris' character. Rather impressive!
• (insert another Dashcon joke here)

Deaths:◊ Captain Lou Albano, Jon Lovitz, Paarthurnax, Cordell Walker, Kitaeri, Tommy Wiseau, Elina

And by the way, it's not "Captain Albano". It's either "Captain Lou Albano" or simply "Captain Lou"

edited 30th Jan '18 11:58:49 PM by GrafVonTirol

Another Chuck Norris fact: according to the Random Trope Button, he now has a Weapon of Mass Destruction!

"Has"? He is!

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Dream Team - Try, Try Again

Images are showing up blurry/unable-to-zoom in for me... luckily they're still big enough I can still read them (just a bit harder to read)

I'm experiencing that problem too.

Graf, you should link them like this: Night 3, Day 4, Night 4, Day 5. Do the same with the other sections.

Alas, poor Kitaeri.

Well, I'm impressed that Aya is proving that she is a force to be reckoned with, though I have a strong feeling that she just put a huge target on her back now.

On the upside, I am loving the antics she and Konata are getting up to. Only time will tell if they actually get to interact with each other.

I'm starting to wonder if HGS!Jon Stewart has a thing for Jeffrey Combs... As for Jon Lovitz, maybe he wanted to die?

edited 31st Jan '18 4:47:12 AM by worldofdrakan

Alan Rickman’s now a zombie? He might want to be careful as there’s a zombie hunter in the arena with him.

Umm.... bump?

Awake now, so here's a new update. BTW, pictures for the last update have been fixed (I hope).

Night 5◊

• Kamiya is apparently giving Dr. Herbert West a condition to no longer get blocked I guess.
• Mad Max is getting... mad.
• Apparently Crawford was a nanny as well
• A few real life persons have found that the Anger Core makes an effective Ghost Trap.
• His coconut gun can fire in spurts! When he shot Qrow, it more than hurt!

Day 6◊

• Dr. Richtofen tries to take out the druggie. Fortunately for Mark Hamill, the former's weapon malfunctioned
• Zombie Rickman has a new ringtone now. It's to the tune of Ryan Reynolds getting sliced in half by MacBeth
• I would have liked to see Mary Poppins build a snowman with Max
• Well, not surprised about Broly's current state.
• Aya Hirano scores another one. Jon Stewart just isn't that much of a quick draw.
• Well... I guess Herbert West is a doctor, but still...
• Nolan North as Godot in a future English Dub... confirmed?...
• A bored Crawford beat Chuck Norris, because Chuck was similarly bored with this and wanted to get out so he can continue his epic duel with Segata Sanshiro

Arena event◊

• Persians blotted out the sun, but tributes don't have the capacity to fight in the shade
• There are nine survivors, and only one human shield survived. Let's just say that Aya Hirano's reign of terror comes to an end and Alan Rickman's zombie days are over, among quite a few others.

Deaths:◊ Qrow, Ryan Reynolds, Jon Stewart, Chuck Norris, Nolan North, Dr. Richtofen, MacBeth, Aya Hirano, Funky Kong, Crawford Tillinghast, Lindsay Jones, Konata Izumi, Mad Max, Alan Rickman

Yeah, I think Broly's long sailed past his breaking point.

Goddamn arena events. I’m never gonna get another podium finisher aren’t I?

I'm still waiting on my first ever podium finisher on this site.

Karma sure quickly came for Macbeth. Sigh. I was expecting him to be a murderer like he is after Duncan. Oh well, at least he went pretty far.

Two updates to go, both covering multiple days!

Update 1:

Night 6◊:

• The Anger Core ensures that his anger is of use.
• Mary Poppins singing songs about being a hipster
• Godot has something with his coffee. :D
• I never took Broly as the dancing type...
• Mark Hamill merchandising his likeness

Feast◊

• Mary Poppins now has that lingering silicon and plastic aftertaste. Maybe a spoonful of sugar would drown that out?
• Godot Blend 107 is made, and Dr. West's throat gets sore tasting it.

Day 7◊:

• Half the survivors are in a party
• Anger Core still has anger issues

Deaths◊: Radio

Night 7◊:

• Dammit Anger Core! You had to ruin a good wedding!
• Mike Patton ensured Dr. Herbert West can't reanimate himself while impaled from all sides of the trap
• Godot knew all along that Broly was not of common blood for some reason.

Day 8◊:

• ... Jesus Christ Godot! I mean nobody died, but still.
• Well, that was embarrassing for Mark Hamill.
• Kamiya (and presumably his creations) fighting alongside Broly? Sounds awesome.
• Of course Anger Core has fans.

Deaths:◊ Dr. Herbert West